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Schlongy Appreciation Day and The Deep Blue Goodbye- Book Review #609 (740 hits)

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Rating: 1 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by legallady (View user info) at 2006-06-12 22:53:59 EDT


Travis McGee, one of crime fiction's heros. The Busted Flush and Slip F-18,
Bahia Mar, Lauderdale; the memorable setting one finds Travis McGee.
Like Schlongy but better at cards, McGee wins his houseboat thanks to a "Busted Flush".
The Deep Blue Goodbye is a classic crime novel with a leading man as sexy and memorable
as James Bond. Again, a common theme with our lovable Schlongy. McGee is a stud with
the ladies and a man's man. Never to old for a good fight, a tan and fit McGee gets an ass
kickin but bounces back to save the girl, one of them anyway. Like Schlongy, McGee
drinks all day, dazzles all the hot women, lounges on his houseboat but maintains
his stud qualities through out the novel. Both characters are never too old to teach the
young guys a lesson and always there to please the ladies.

This book was first published in 1964. Schlongy was about seven? It was the first in
the character series of crime novels. The McGee series stands up to time, and is just as
good as any best seller found at Walmart.. Several best selling novelists use the tried and
true formula of MacDonald. Placing the character in the same familiar surroundings that lends
itself to a readable series and character you would love to be friends with in "real" life.
All uber readers know that Schlongy can be found on the golf courses of the Carolinas or the
casinos of Mississippi. And whether you will admit it or not ....you all want to hang with Schlongy.



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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well won't ya look at this...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-16 06:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked having you around.

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-06-15 23:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

from me?
well...just name time place, send plane ticket...
and I will be there.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's my BJ?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-13 18:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

poor old shlongy

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Not only HANG with, but BE Shlongy.

And that's kind of pathetic.
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I just want to be on Shlongy's expense account...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not only HANG with, but BE Shlongy.

And that's kind of pathetic.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-13 06:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

legallady - I have your book from the first book club, if you shot me your address I could return it to you.

uberbadassmofo.at.gmail.com

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-12 23:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Not really.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-06-12 23:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

did those books always have a different colour in the title? travis mcgee rings a bell.

i have examined my subconscious, and i really don't think i want to hang with shlongy - unless he is a fictional charater. i've always wanted to hang with fictional characters

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-12 23:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The question is, did Mcgee golf?


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