The Uberia Wars (1231 hits)
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Submitted by awesomeface (View user info) at 2006-06-13 15:44:35 EDT
It was a quite and peaceful day in the Kingdom of Awesome Face.
The Guitars roamed freely about the countryside raising other little Guitars. People gamble away their Faces (face=national currency) in open view of the streets. The newest of criminal's bodies lay dead in the street. What great times for such a small little nation.
The land of Uberia has yet to see violent wars between nations as they all live in harmony.
But a shadow has crept across the land, in the form of a very big shlong.
Yes. The Incorporated States of Shlongystan is no longer able to hide the factor at which made the nation so large. Uranium mining. The massive nation's intentions are unknown.
But smaller nations much like the Kingdom of Awesome Face shudder and prepare for the worst.
King Awesome Face was relaxing in his hot tub with 4 naked chicks when he was interrupted by his servant.
"Your highness...you have a telegram."
"Hand it here serf. Let mine eyes indulge upon the contents of this couriered message."
"Who talks like that?" Thought the naked chicks.
"Ahhh...tis from mine good friend the Axolotl. Long has the Republic of Axolotls been good to us." King Face read his telegram aloud.
Dear face,
A most unfortunate and unWEET thing has happened. A spy has been found within my cabinet. I found him in there this morning when I was trying to get some cereal. Stupid ass was hiding in the Captain Crunch. After a few torture sessions (including the reading of post by Weber) he broke. Fairly quickly actually. The culprit has revealed he is from Shlongystan. Not only that but he has also revealed similar spies in your cabinet. My intelligence has been working all day to find some info on Shlongystan so we could form a motive. We found out that in fact Shlongy is an alter of JonnyX and that he is running the country. With the uranium he has been mining we believe he is going to pack millions of pictures of soft core porn into a bomb and drop it on Uberia (not that he hasn't already done that).
Your WEETness
Chancellor Axolotl
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"Mother fuckers are in my cabinet!" King Face screamed and ran into his kitchen leaving his naked women behind. He halted when he arrived in the kitchen, looking left and right to find the right cabinet. Remembering that Axolotl found his spy in his cereal cabinet; King Face crouched down to his. The door flung open and King Face grabbed the culprit inside. "God damn!" King Face roared. "Jeanneee! What the fuck!"
"I am sorry your highness. I took this job so I could get closer to you. JonnyX has a plan up his sleeve."
"I know already. The bomb with soft core porn packed in it."
"No...it's worse."
"What could be worse?"
"It's the....the...." She paused.
"The what? Come on, tell me."
"It's teh ghey porn!!!!!" She said before she started crying.
"Good lord of all things Awesome! This is entirely un-Awesome. The man gave me his word he wouldn't slap us all with cocks and balls. I remember it just like it was yesterday."
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:55:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Im waiting for one of your post to contain some nekid dood. I always click on these cause I know there is going to be babes. One of these days im going to get slapped with a dick. I know it.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:02:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no doubt you are going to get slapped with a dick, but it won't be from reading one of my posts, my friend.
Never fear, JonnyX is committed to hot chicks! Because I am one!
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"I trusted him. I really did." Awesome Face sighed. For romantic purposes Awesome Face and Jeanneee fucked. After the King lasted for about 3 minutes he picked up the phone and called...(nation to be inserted by the next author)
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Alright Uber. For those of your hugely confused this is based off the nations that Uber users created on http://www.nationstates.net/ .
Although my part in the series is done. I am leaving the next part of The Uberia Wars to another author. In the reviews of this post, an author can claim rights to part 2. After part 2 is done somebody can claim rights to part 3 and so and so on until we get bored of it.
I thought this would be fun so go ahead. Who wants part 2?
Post by JonnyX that introduced Nation States - http://www.ubersite.com/m/88885
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-10 13:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta +2 the original.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok?
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-06-14 02:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What do you do when your real-world life is completely empty?
Create an internet persona and live in THAT world.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83019
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in the game!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-13 23:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I trusted him. I really did."
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-06-13 21:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The nation of Fungahzan offers, in aid to the coming wars, four score and seventeen legions of hippo riders, seven score phalanxes of escaped mental patients, and a near limitless supply of weaponry, powered with the limitless energy supply of eggplant.
Just give the word, and I will have my underground, insectile minions begin tunnelling from my subterranean kingdom, and the nation of Fungahzan will stand united with King awesomeface.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-13 18:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX claims part 2....finally!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-13 18:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:34:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck...somebodys gotta write this bullshit I started.
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Dude, I'll do it tomorrow - I already posted today, mmmkay?
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote part two this morning while I was reading the newspaper.
But I flushed it.
I'll order the corned beef for lunch and get back to you.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
good idea, horribly, horribly, HORRIBLY written. -1
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck...somebodys gotta write this bullshit I started.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah.... I want to be in it though.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C1ndy you wanna claim rights to part 2?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ME ME ME!!!! It was me that introduces NS to teh uber!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65643
This post should mainly be about me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read this but since I did see the word "Shlongystan" or something to that effect, it probably merits a +2.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nation Creation temporarily disabled :'(
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Another note is that there is no deadline for either part. Once you claim a part it is yours and the next part is not started until the previous is completed.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Note to anybody who hasn't already made a nation state. Move your nation to the region Uberia in order to see everyone else from Ubersite.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually i already half wrote it in my brain.. not claiming it yet though.. WILL ADVISE
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOSHMAN'S HOLY DOMAIN OF BOSHLANDS, FEATURING HIS ROYAL BOSHNESS, THE BOSH MAN! AND FAMED COURT JESTER AND ROYAL FAGGOT, EARL SCRUGGS!
I want a part.. wont be ready fast enough for part 2 though.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may do part three if someone does part 2 this week. I've got too many things in the air right now to jump into part two.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgy you wanna do part 2?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-13 15:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Kingdom of the Fisted Shamone will be proud to feature itself in one of these.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-13 15:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 Things:
1) Needs more of me in there.
2) This is obviously not factual, for it is common knowledge that Jeanneee does not have sex with anyone ever due to her inclinations towards nunnery, monkism, and hardcore Catholicism.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-13 15:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it would be cool.
You know you have to write one though JonnyX.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-13 15:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NationStates/Ubersite crossover!
AWESOME!