I know you've all missed me (938 hits)
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Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2006-06-14 00:04:13 EDT
Well I haven't missed any of you fucktards and whores.
I was hoping this place would have shutdown by now but for some reason bartbart likes watching all of you argue like assholes.
Well I proved a few of you wrong and I am now a memeber of the US Marine Corps, so far it's kicked alot ass and I have learned that running 10 miles is fun and hiking with 100 lbs packs for 20 miles is also another enjoyable adventure. MRE's pretty much blow ass except for Chicked Fajitas, they are the shit.
Now for the good news, my return is only temporary as I am off to Iraq in Aug/Sep to kill some babies, typical Marine shit.
I see that a few of you have gotten dumber in my absence, so it looks like I'll have to make more stops here more frequent to let those special people know what I think of them.
If you are new here and don't know me, I'm fucking pretty much the awesomest person here and you should -2 all of my shit out of your insane jealousy of me. You should also call me a baby killer, murderer and rapist because we all know thats all Marines are.
If by some odd chance some decent looking broads have managed to find this place they should leave me a link to their titty shots or they should fuck off and die, their choice.
Well thats all I got for now, I'm sure you've all been eagerly awaiting this day.
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Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2009-02-14 11:35:11 EST (#)
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oh where oh where are you cuddles?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-14 19:14:20 EDT (#)
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Deployed?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-05 01:31:25 EDT (#)
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Fuck the troops!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2006-06-14 19:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess the noobs didn't catch to the fact that I was pretty much joking since if I seriously hated this place I wouldn't come back, dipshits.
I saw some ladies show some love but no tits, good job supporting the troops.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:46:14 EDT (#)
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YOU are a marine???
I thought the American Marines were supposed to be the "Best of the BEST"!!??
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:13:42 EDT (#)
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Ahhh, it's stuff like this that proves the fact that 90% of any given country's armed forces are made up of people in the bottom 10% of IQ levels.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-06-14 15:31:58 EDT (#)
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You still smoke pole.
Fucking pole smoker.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:00:59 EDT (#)
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It's true. I have missed you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:45:35 EDT (#)
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now give me 10 for Chesty.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:43:00 EDT (#)
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it's "a lot", dumbass, not "alot".
Glad you're doing good and all that.
When you go to Iraq say "Kuss Ichta" to all the guys, the'll love it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:32:22 EDT (#)
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i like your name
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:25:31 EDT (#)
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PS. http://www.ubersite.com/m/81279
3850 hits.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:24:21 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck ARE you?
Never mind...I don't care.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:14:59 EDT (#)
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Sucky, sucky. Five dolla.
Me love you longtime.
I <3 Brendan.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:03:39 EDT (#)
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This reminds me of the quote from Seth MacFarlane's speech at the 2006 Harvard graduation...
(in Stewie voice, paraphrasing)...
"Look at you with the rebellious rip in your jeans. Society wants those jeans to be intact, but you'll have none of it!"
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-14 08:46:36 EDT (#)
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I hope you're ready for AnalMadness '06.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-14 08:28:06 EDT (#)
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Brendan = auto +2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-14 08:04:56 EDT (#)
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Don't die, we could use the extra insults around here.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-14 07:35:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-14 07:26:01 EDT (#)
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Good luck fucker.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-14 07:23:10 EDT (#)
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I had a friend that went into the Marines. He was all psyched up for it starting at about age 16. As a joke I mispronounced the Motto, but he didn't get it. For a couple weeks, until his dad corrected him, he kept shouting, "Simpli Fi!"
...and there you have it.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-06-14 02:50:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/83019
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-14 02:08:08 EDT (#)
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no shooting rainbows out of your ass
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-14 02:04:57 EDT (#)
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True
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-14 02:02:37 EDT (#)
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"If you are new here and don't know me, I'm fucking pretty much the awesomest person here and you should -2 all of my shit out of your insane jealousy of me."
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-14 01:58:07 EDT (#)
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Kill a baby terrorist for me and hopefully burn down a mosque too.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-14 01:18:55 EDT (#)
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It's true, we have
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:55:12 EDT (#)
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Shit I thought you were an asshole.
Wait you are....but your a Marine.
Marines kick ass. Especially baby ass.
semper fi
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:43:06 EDT (#)
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yeahh
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:31:59 EDT (#)
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Back just in time for D-Prime madness?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:29:51 EDT (#)
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I'll give you a proper farewell when you ship out.
Until then, welcome back to the fold neeya.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:27:43 EDT (#)
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You talk like My Lai but I'll bet you're more Khe San.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:16:09 EDT (#)
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It's so cute when people try so hard to be edgy and act like they don't care.
Smooches, sugartits.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:05:58 EDT (#)
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Welcome back, homo.