I'm having my first child aborted! (3678 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2006-06-14 09:52:53 EDT
:-D
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-01 09:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did I tell you how hot this was?
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2006-06-19 21:36:39 EDT (#)
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I thought live ones got more money
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:23:32 EDT (#)
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Brother Pele's in the back, sweet Zina's in the front
Cruisin' down the freeway in the hot, hot sun
Suddenly red-blue lights flash us from behind
Loud voice booming, "Please step out onto the line"
Pele preaches words of comfort, Zina just hides her eyes
Policeman taps his shades, "Is that a Chevy '69?"
How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre
Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas
Freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past
Elephants and acrobats, lions snakes monkey
Pele speaks "righteous," Sister Zina says "funky"
How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre
Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby)
It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It's in my face
Ring master steps out and says "the elephants left town"
People jump and jive, but the clowns have stuck around
TV news and camera, there's choppers in the sky
Marines, police, reporters ask where, for and why
Pele yells, "We're outta here," Zina says, "Right on"
We're making moves and starting grooves before they knew we were gone
Jumped into the Chevy and headed for big lights
Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights...
How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre
Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby)
It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It's in my face
Dunno what that had to do with anything retrospect, but +2 for kiwi music.
Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:46:07 EDT (#)
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She's been pregnant before? Oh, my god... how hard is it not to get pregnant, folks? How many abortions does it take before you learn? Get a grip, be responsible.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:14:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:55:02 (#)
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In QC, 300 CAN$ if you have your healthcare card. 450 CAN$ if you don't.
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Caul you should just hit the bitch with a bat until she has a miscarriage over a toilet.
Be a man you pussy.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:09:03 EDT (#)
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That's nuts. It'd be cheaper to have the kid!
Give or take a hundred thousand dollars, of course.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:55:02 EDT (#)
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In QC, 300 CAN$ if you have your healthcare card. 450 CAN$ if you don't.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:40:30 EDT (#)
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How much?
Just wondering.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:44:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:23:23 (#)
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I don't believe it would only be your first. Thankfully, you don't have to pay for all those abortions. Gotta love Canada!
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Actually, we do. It's just not as expensive.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:23:23 EDT (#)
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I don't believe it would only be your first. Thankfully, you don't have to pay for all those abortions. Gotta love Canada!
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-06-16 05:43:02 EDT (#)
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if i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible,
then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i
would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus,
then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of perservative liquid
and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house.
and i would do it until i had so many the rooms walls
were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses.
then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make
them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy i could
have aborted their ass.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-15 22:59:42 EDT (#)
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Seems that the fetish culture has branched out a little bit.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-15 20:01:37 EDT (#)
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Circe = Kick ass!
Sheckynecky = Lame ass!
This was barely anything. Mildly offensive.
Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking child.
+2 for pissing off so many people with such little, Caul.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-15 11:26:35 EDT (#)
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classy
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-15 03:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2006-06-15 03:38:01 (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-14 18:49:52 (#)
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+2 because when I clicked this link, all I saw of it was "I'm having my first child..."
its true
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2006-06-15 03:38:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-14 18:49:52 (#)
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+2 because when I clicked this link, all I saw of it was "I'm having my first child..."
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:35:40 EDT (#)
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feel the hate
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:35:06 EDT (#)
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Jesus, Caul...
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:27:54 EDT (#)
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This post delivers.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 19:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://tinyurl.com/cob77
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 19:17:26 EDT (#)
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speaking of bart, I must adress this...he only comments on my worse posts to -2 them!
WHAT ABOUT MY MASTERPIECES?! http://www.ubersite.com/m/87424
Quebecers : victims of discrimination even on the Internet! :-/
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-06-14 19:12:50 EDT (#)
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FUCK
I just came.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 19:10:44 EDT (#)
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bart minimized it! wtf?! this looks more like two chicks playing in water paint than a gory scene.
I PROTEST!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 19:09:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:42:35 (#)
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Well, it sucks to be you then. It probably sucks even more to be her though. At least you're taking responsibility for your actions but it would've been smarter/easier/less stressful to act responsibly in the first place by using condoms and/or birth conrtol. Oh well, live and learn.
Did you freak when you found out?
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It's not confirmed. Three tests have said negative so far. But they were done at an inappropriate time and she is obviously knocked up. And I mean, OBVIOUSLY. Period two weeks late, boobs swelling ridiculously, vomitting...you name it. She's been pregnant before and she knows she is. Plus, tests wouldn't work either the 1st time either, she needed a blood test to confirm.
:*(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 19:06:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:56:13 (#)
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Are they free under our system?
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Less expensive. But no free.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-14 18:58:48 EDT (#)
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now thats hot
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-14 18:49:52 EDT (#)
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+2 because when I clicked this link, all I saw of it was "I'm having my first child..."
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-14 18:35:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:56:13 EDT (#)
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Are they free under our system?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, Caul.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess your humor hasn't improved over the past year.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:46:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:01:13 (#)
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B@W
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:42:35 EDT (#)
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Well, it sucks to be you then. It probably sucks even more to be her though. At least you're taking responsibility for your actions but it would've been smarter/easier/less stressful to act responsibly in the first place by using condoms and/or birth conrtol. Oh well, live and learn.
Did you freak when you found out?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:14:41 EDT (#)
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That's hot.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:12:31 EDT (#)
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Did you really get some chick knocked up?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:01:13 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:00:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 15:13:27 EDT (#)
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check yo mail foo!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-14 15:12:54 EDT (#)
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Way to make me hungry
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-14 15:08:18 EDT (#)
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That's super.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:05:22 (#)
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Just for pissing off half of the pathetic fucks on this site.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No inheritance and do you REALLY think I'd be working if Mrs. Shlongy was pulling the six figure income?
I'd be at the pool, the track or the golf course, drinking, with my laptop so I could still hurl insults on Uber.
But you're right about the head start.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:23:17 EDT (#)
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That picture is gross.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Idiotic
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:47:20 EDT (#)
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Fuck you method...LET ME HAVE THIS NEGATIVE RATING AT LEAST! :*(
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:41:23 EDT (#)
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OK, you Photoshop geniuses out there, here's today's assignment:
Take a shot of Caul's head.
Paste it atop a picture of the Baby Jeebus while being held by the Virgin Mary. Make sure you get the halo around Caul's spawn done correctly.
Entitle it 'Caulainmofo's Love Child Pics!
First one gets 5 +2s from JonnyX
Begin....
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:40:21 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:39:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:39:38 EDT (#)
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At least I finally managed to get a negative rating.
WOOHOO! LIFE IS GR34T!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:25:47 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ. I'm eatin' WAFFLES here, man!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:25:18 EDT (#)
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Manic: It's white wine, although a blush is acceptable. Reds are too sweet and would ruin the delicate placental sweetness.
Oh man. I just grossed myself out.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:16:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:58:03 (#)
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Also is it wrong that I would do everyone in that picture, and then eat the placenta?
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Is it red or white wine with placenta? I can never remember.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:11:30 EDT (#)
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well I suppose it depends, I'm not much of a bologna fan...in my mind they equate to lips and assholes and I get my fill of that from uber.
I usually just make 1 really large Dagwood-esque sandwich.
Unless its Pimento loaf, I fucking love that shit.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:10:34 EDT (#)
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i don't find this nearly as offensive as the thousands upon thousands
of children that are born to a life where they're being starved, beaten, raped and killed.
nosireee.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:07:49 EDT (#)
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I dunno, there's something about you that screams "I eat a lot of sandwich meats." Not necessarily that you're fat, but that you sure enjoy the hell out of a second or third helping of ham or bologna. This may exist entirely in my mind, as I know nothing of your diet. If so, deal with it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:03:25 EDT (#)
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dude.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:02:23 EDT (#)
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Welcome to the club Caul.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:01:01 EDT (#)
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Goddamnit Caul, you said you wouldn't tell!
CAN NO ONE ON THIS GODFORSAKEN SITE BE TRUSTED?
if that last picture of me fucking a watermelon shows up on this site Caul, I'm coming after you...from behind.
Oman, where has you fascination with my weight come from? Nary a comment spews from your little fingers without mentioning it. I'm not fact you can see any camwhore of mine on this site. Oh perhaps you are just pushing my leg in an attempt to get a rise out of me, in that case forget I asked and go back to thinking I'm ingnoring the comments.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:58:03 EDT (#)
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Also is it wrong that I would do everyone in that picture, and then eat the placenta?
Do aborted babies have a placenta?
What if said baby was aborted after seven months of growing?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:55:58 EDT (#)
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If badass and I were really fighting, we wouldn't be chatting through email.
And by "chatting", I mean "exchange various shots of pubic area". mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:52:19 EDT (#)
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Oh I know. I was really just telling him to set his Anal-Ease to the side and for you to set down your second lunch of the day to focus on something else for a minute. Tis all, my dear, tis all.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:50:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:15:26 (#)
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often mistake their lack of sexual opportunities for moral high grounds
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Holy shit, I have been saying that for years. Thank you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:49:44 EDT (#)
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don't worry Oman, I'm not really fighting with Caul, this is just playful banter,sexually intensified, but payful banter none the less.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:43:18 EDT (#)
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Let's put the lube and ham sandwich down, you two, and reflect on the good times you've shared on Most Heated: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82762, http://www.ubersite.com/m/81264
Will the uberversary linkwhore train ever stop? Not if the negro coal driver keeps shoveling!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:35:40 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahaaha
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49882
My comment on that post made me laugh like a retard, I don't even remember that
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:24:56 EDT (#)
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wow now I am confused...is sheckynecky a girl or a boy?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:15:26 EDT (#)
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People with faces like that http://www.ubersite.com/m/49882 often mistake their lack of sexual opportunities for moral high grounds.
Your didn't choose absitence because you are better person, it was forced upon you by mother nature...who hates you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sheckynecky (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:58:58 (#)
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Well, hey...its no big deal right? Abortions! Everyone is doing it. Isn't it almost a hobby up there? What a lifestyle. I could be out sexing up numerous people of both genders without consequences in Montreal. The more I think about this, the more I think I've got it all wrong. This social responsibility and morality thing blows. You, random internet asshole, have opened my eyes. Your philosophy has come full circle. Have sex, fun, escape reality...pay doctor and then more sex fun and escaping reality. Yeah. Hey, let me know if this is working out, eh? I mean, is it really so cut and dry when it happens to you personally? You seem a bit out of sorts. Is it just because you've blown all your money on drugs and shit so you are going to be strapped for cash after this baby homicide? Merely inconvenient? Or is it actually a bit off-putting?
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^Usual pro life pontification.
When one does not understand all the dynamics involved in a problem, one must shut the fuck up.
This is a joke about said problem, I'm not advocating or forcing you into anything, you smug God-fearing little bitch.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:05:40 EDT (#)
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congratulations
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:05:22 EDT (#)
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Just for pissing off half of the pathetic fucks on this site.
Submitted by sheckynecky (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:58:58 EDT (#)
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Well, hey...its no big deal right? Abortions! Everyone is doing it. Isn't it almost a hobby up there? What a lifestyle. I could be out sexing up numerous people of both genders without consequences in Montreal. The more I think about this, the more I think I've got it all wrong. This social responsibility and morality thing blows. You, random internet asshole, have opened my eyes. Your philosophy has come full circle. Have sex, fun, escape reality...pay doctor and then more sex fun and escaping reality. Yeah. Hey, let me know if this is working out, eh? I mean, is it really so cut and dry when it happens to you personally? You seem a bit out of sorts. Is it just because you've blown all your money on drugs and shit so you are going to be strapped for cash after this baby homicide? Merely inconvenient? Or is it actually a bit off-putting?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:52:09 EDT (#)
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those outfits are terrible.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:44:11 EDT (#)
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Thank god I had the day off.
That's gross by the way. Look at how badly that girls make up is done.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:43:41 EDT (#)
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Sorry Shlongy, inheretances and the money of wives that make in the 6 figures do not count.
Besides you're like 50 something years old and have an hell of a head start.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:32:22 (#)
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Ok shit for brains, we'll play a game...we'll call it Bank Account Poker
you produce a copy of your latest statement in picture form and I'll do the same, the one with the largest hand wins it all and I'll send you a check wrapped in a black dildo for you to ram up your ass if you win.
Deal?
Can I play, too? Does winner take all?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:39:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:32:22 (#)
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Ok shit for brains, we'll play a game...we'll call it Bank Account Poker
you produce a copy of your latest statement in picture form and I'll do the same, the one with the largest hand wins it all and I'll send you a check wrapped in a black dildo for you to ram up your ass if you win.
Deal?
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I spend all my money like there's no tomorrow on restaurants, alchool and other non-reusable crap. I do have money aside but nothing impressive.
I have no doubt that someone who shops at Wal-Mart to save five cents, even though it wrecks in the local economy, has saved a lot of pennies.
And you're alsmot forty years old, it's an unfair contest.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:38:49 EDT (#)
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How is this not safe for work? I mean the ladies are fully clothed and all it is is some claret spread everywhere. The only way this picture isn't safe for work is that people should be working rather than screwing about on the internet.
Caul seems to be on some sort of mission as of late.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:36:22 EDT (#)
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I'm going to miss this place.
why am I turned on?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:32:22 EDT (#)
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Ok shit for brains, we'll play a game...we'll call it Bank Account Poker
you produce a copy of your latest statement in picture form and I'll do the same, the one with the largest hand wins it all and I'll send you a check wrapped in a black dildo for you to ram up your ass if you win.
Deal?
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:30:41 EDT (#)
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i do not approve of this post. no sirree.
that's my former cousin in that picture you heartless hoser.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:28:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:16:05 (#)
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Shopping at Wal-Mart, oh man you are a riot.
So what if I do clothes shop at Wal-Mart, I was there just last night getting some socks...big fucking deal. I shop there because it's cheap and I value clothes about as much as I value your insignificant little opinion.
And don't talk to me about wasting time you fucking mongoloid by my rough estimation your 20k reviews on this site tally in about 300 hours, not counting your posts...so please if there is one of us here that needs to get a life is you, bitch.
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Shopping at Wal-Mart is a symptom of degeneracy. I'm not gonna explain you why since you're obviously one of their most faithful customer, you egoistical piece of shit.
Yes, I have a lot of reviews but one must keep in mind that I live somewhere where laziness is a way of life.
Have fun working your ass off for a measly salary so you can consume some more crap in your local giant retail store.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:16:05 EDT (#)
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Shopping at Wal-Mart, oh man you are a riot.
So what if I do clothes shop at Wal-Mart, I was there just last night getting some socks...big fucking deal. I shop there because it's cheap and I value clothes about as much as I value your insignificant little opinion.
And don't talk to me about wasting time you fucking mongoloid by my rough estimation your 20k reviews on this site tally in about 300 hours, not counting your posts...so please if there is one of us here that needs to get a life is you, bitch.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:11:00 EDT (#)
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You naughty French poodle you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:10:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:01:58 (#)
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now come on sweetcheeks, why would I want to be french?
so that I could forget about hygiene, forget about masculinity, forget what it's like to stand up for something I believe in?
You make me sick with your bashing of other nations and cultures when you yourself lack in exactly that.
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If being disgustingly flaccid and dressing at Wal-Mart are signs of hygiene and masculinity, then so be it. And standing up for what? When's the last time Americans ever stood up for something? When the French granted you your so-called freedom?
You're way too busy scooping ice cream and exploring the celebrities world while your government is pissing your money, credibility and FR33D0M down the drain. If anything, Americans have had short success because of their cohesion, sheepish cohesion.
I lack culture? I think my choice of imagery for this post is a testimony of my avant-gardism while you're still in awe in front of a painting of dogs playing poker.
I want to punch you in the face.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:06:32 EDT (#)
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GOD YES!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:06:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:05:49 EDT (#)
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you should get a positive just for the fact it isn't shlongy's head on a baby.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:04:03 EDT (#)
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I was expecting a light hearted tale of one of your many girls had forgotten to take the pill and got knocked up, and how she asked you for abortion money, but you gave her a rusty coat hangar.
Instead a got a picture that needed NSFW.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:03:23 EDT (#)
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ah, don't blame caul. blame the vampire goth fetishists.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:01:58 EDT (#)
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now come on sweetcheeks, why would I want to be french?
so that I could forget about hygiene, forget about masculinity, forget what it's like to stand up for something I believe in?
You make me sick with your bashing of other nations and cultures when you yourself lack in exactly that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:51:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:50:00 (#)
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I might, just long enough to stomp your sadistic face into submission, comprenez ?
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If you're gonna pummel me into submission, you're gonna have to stop "vouvoying" me, you french wannabe.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:50:00 EDT (#)
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I might, just long enough to stomp your sadistic face into submission, comprenez ?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:45:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:40:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
retaliation -2s
oh that is lame
even for a faghaired polesmoker as yourself.
Perhaps you could lay off the mooseporn long enough to realize that there are people in this world that this might offend.
christ I thought you were smart...or a least not a complete idiot.
thanks for proving me wrong once more.
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Do you ever get off your pedestal, you grandstanding little bitch?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
retaliation -2s
oh that is lame
even for a faghaired polesmoker as yourself.
Perhaps you could lay off the mooseporn long enough to realize that there are people in this world that this might offend.
christ I thought you were smart...or a least not a complete idiot.
thanks for proving me wrong once more.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:39:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:34:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell were you thinking?
I can picture you right now, leaning back in your chair, a little slouched to the right, hand on the mouse and a silly grin on your face.
I know that's what you look like right now.
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I'm not grinning. This isn't a very good day.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel people are missing the point of the picture.
It's not just a photograph intended for shock value, and if you'd learn to look beyond your own instinctive repugnance for anything that pushes those buttons hardwired into your consciouness by mainstream media and the religious dogma of your parents, you'd see it.
Let's break the picture down into its component parts and analyze the symbolism of each carefully-crafted aspect.
The picture is very definitely two women, as opposed to the more traditional coupling of a female patient and a male doctor. Right there, in the photo's very composition, is our first clue as to its militantly ANTI-abortion stance. Two women; clearly the photographer is making the statement that lesbianism, growing ever more popular as sexual inhibitions and traditional relationships are edged out by the MTV generation, is destroying - ripping apart, if you will, bloody and brutal - the traditional family values we, as the older generation, hold dear.
But to leave it at that would be to belittle the true genius and socio-political agenda of the piece. The "doctor" (as evinced by the latex gloves and faint "uniform" aspect to her outfit) has multiple tattoos and piercings AS DOES THE PATIENT. Clearly, to any remotely artistic intellect, the statement here is one of sameness, of unity. The blood-spattered women who line up as sheep to have the unborn ripped from their wombs like so many bloody cabbages from the fertile soil of the uterus are PRECISELY of the same mentality as those who do the slaughtering.
And in the picture's final symbolic cry to the heavens we see the Solution to this terrible murderous epidemic in the hose, laid almost as an afterthought to the left hand side of the frame. "Gas them all" goes up the battle call; "Lock them in their stinking little Japanese cars and let them suffocate on the fumes caused by their relentless consumer-based greed via a hose in through the window."
Look beyond the blood and find the true, godly meaning in the picture. I beg of you.
And don't degrade this fine, brave man for sharing the Truth - rather, applaud his courage and insight, as I do.
(This message brought to you by Pretentious Cunts for a Better World and the catchphrase "Bullshit".)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whats worse is i recognize the one on the left from http://www.pigtailsroundasses.com :(
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:34:39 EDT (#)
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What the hell were you thinking?
I can picture you right now, leaning back in your chair, a little slouched to the right, hand on the mouse and a silly grin on your face.
I know that's what you look like right now.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:28:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:09:55 (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:07:38 (#)
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You do realize that if there is a God he is flipping you off right now
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If there is a God, he's too busy slaughtering children by the hundreds every hour or so.
Christian guilt only works with the same people who still believe in Santa Claus : idiots.
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Christian?? Who you callin a Christian??
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE CALLED NAMES DAMMIT!!
*takes ball....goes home*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:28:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:25:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
And if that doesn't work, you can buy metal coat hangers by the dozen at local garage sales.
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Tom is funny.
^sarcasm
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, get a life you stupid Canadian fuck.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:26:19 EDT (#)
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I'm just mad you didn't label this "APW".
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Skatch (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:20:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
Abortions are expensive. A free trip down the basement steps isn't.
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And if that doesn't work, you can buy metal coat hangers by the dozen at local garage sales.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:25:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Skatch (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:20:23 (#)
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Abortions are expensive. A free trip down the basement steps isn't.
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Excellent advice. :-)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And well you should, Pierre.
Have your next 12 aborted, too.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:20:38 EDT (#)
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:O
Submitted by Skatch (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:20:23 EDT (#)
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Abortions are expensive. A free trip down the basement steps isn't.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:55:14 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:54:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're trying too hard.
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Says Cyrano...
Who says I'm not serious?
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I mean with the picture. The sentiment - if it's legit - is yours to deal with. But when you ask for -2s in previous posts and don't get a lot of them, it's not farfetched to think that you'd try to earn them with a tried and true hot button topic like abortion coupled with the picture you chose.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:19:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:18:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, when you have that much semen sloshing around your arse, a butt baby is inevitable.
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LOL
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:19:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:17:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Was this really necessary? I know I post crap, but this is just fucking wrong.
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Depends of your point of view. I find it rather artistic. Even the blood is splattered in aesthetic manners.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, when you have that much semen sloshing around your arse, a butt baby is inevitable.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was this really necessary? I know I post crap, but this is just fucking wrong.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I'm going to vomit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:16:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:15:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
caul, where did you find the picture?
I've checked moid and I'm not seeing it.
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images.google.com
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
caul, where did you find the picture?
I've checked moid and I'm not seeing it.
I need new material to save to certian people's computers at work so htey get fired and become social outcasts.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:13:55 EDT (#)
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= (
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok I think there may be somthing wrong with me because now the shock has worn off I'm finding that pic strangly errotic.
-2 for making me realise I'm even sicker than I previously thought.
+1 for giving me a semi
That's the pic gave me a semi of course not you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:09:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:07:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
You do realize that if there is a God he is flipping you off right now
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If there is a God, he's too busy slaughtering children by the hundreds every hour or so.
Christian guilt only works with the same people who still believe in Santa Claus : idiots.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:07:38 EDT (#)
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You do realize that if there is a God he is flipping you off right now
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW
No Content
And you caught me totally off guard with that shit
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should take your panties off before you start an abortion.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Moid?
Oh fucking god caul I'm going to kick your fucking ass for that.
Though if it was from moid it is my fault..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:00:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:00:15 (#)
Ranking: -1
Remember kids: always wear your rubbers!
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Indeed.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Filename.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 10:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Remember kids: always wear your rubbers!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Brother Pele's in the back, sweet Zina's in the front
Cruisin' down the freeway in the hot, hot sun
Suddenly red-blue lights flash us from behind
Loud voice booming, "Please step out onto the line"
Pele preaches words of comfort, Zina just hides her eyes
Policeman taps his shades, "Is that a Chevy '69?"
How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre
Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas
Freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past
Elephants and acrobats, lions snakes monkey
Pele speaks "righteous," Sister Zina says "funky"
How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre
Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby)
It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It's in my face
Ring master steps out and says "the elephants left town"
People jump and jive, but the clowns have stuck around
TV news and camera, there's choppers in the sky
Marines, police, reporters ask where, for and why
Pele yells, "We're outta here," Zina says, "Right on"
We're making moves and starting grooves before they knew we were gone
Jumped into the Chevy and headed for big lights
Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights...
How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre
Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby)
It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It's in my face
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yes...NSFW
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No content
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone is having fetus stew tonight!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But I know you just want the satisfaction of a bunch of -2 so here is a 0 """
No, I actually got a chick pregnant.
It's really not funny, so I might as well laugh about it.
OH OUIIIIIIIII!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's cute.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:55:44 EDT (#)
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That totally got me hard.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:55:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:54:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're trying too hard.
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Says Cyrano...
Who says I'm not serious?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:54:20 EDT (#)
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If I get fired for that I am gonna be pissed...
But I know you just want the satisfaction of a bunch of -2 so here is a 0
HAHA
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're trying too hard.