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Submitted by Teephphah (View user info) at 2006-06-14 11:39:50 EDT
You know the drill. Fuckers.
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-15 14:31:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:16:33 EDT (#)
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New crib is coming along. Had a meeting yesterday to go over some "choice selections" for cabinets, counter-tops, carpeting, etc. Fun stuff.
(Note: Contrary to the post I did maybe sort of trying to rip off the Amityville Horror, we're building new rather than buying an existing home, so it will be a while before we actually MOVE.)
Nothing takes the fun out of a new house like tons and tons of minute details.
Should be cool though.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-15 08:59:49 EDT (#)
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Cindy, I'll let you use my cabin. Of course I'll have to build it first - minor detail.
So Teephphaph I meant to ask you how it went with the new crib?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-15 05:31:16 EDT (#)
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My two favourite past-times.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-15 05:24:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-15 05:03:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:21:57 (#)
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Generally, in my experience, the rabbit post is all about the title. You cannot ADD anything to Ha Ha Rabbit (O-Tron possibly being the exception here).
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What about Beeb?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:57:22 EDT (#)
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You fucked up HA HA RABBIT. Come on, man...
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:40:37 EDT (#)
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Har Har Rabbit
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:25:54 EDT (#)
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indeed
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:02:46 EDT (#)
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It's been too long rabbit, we meet again!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:46:21 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-14 15:23:29 EDT (#)
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I'd quite like a cabin. How do I legally force Loki to give me hers? Some kind of settelment?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-14 15:00:15 EDT (#)
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a pointless argument made even more pointless over the internet
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:53:43 EDT (#)
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Here's my drill.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:47:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:34:49 (#)
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Get approximately $700USD, skip over the border, and have a ball (no pun intended). You can even have it done in small-town doctor's offices now. That's like the price of a couple of abortions (maybe, I don't know), so do the math. A price well-paid for being able to shoot your gun at will.
Seriously though, good luck with all that.
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I'm gonna have her check in at an abortion clinique.
Besides, Québec is the ultimate champion of abortion so we might as well perpetuate the tradition.
:(
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:34:49 EDT (#)
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Get approximately $700USD, skip over the border, and have a ball (no pun intended). You can even have it done in small-town doctor's offices now. That's like the price of a couple of abortions (maybe, I don't know), so do the math. A price well-paid for being able to shoot your gun at will.
Seriously though, good luck with all that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:03:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:00:05 (#)
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"There's always chemical castration but jerking off is a stress relief."""
What, you guys don't have vasectomies up there? It's an outpatient procedure now; they'll even let you watch with a mirror! How cool is that?!?
Oh... not very
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Either way, our health care system is so clogged, I'd probably get treated after andropause.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:01:06 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A HENTAI TENTACLE PORN HERO RUNS AROUND WITH CRAPTASTIC PLASTIC SCISSORS?? STEVE MCQUEEN, THAT'S WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm.... that gives me an idea.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 14:00:05 EDT (#)
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"There's always chemical castration but jerking off is a stress relief."""
What, you guys don't have vasectomies up there? It's an outpatient procedure now; they'll even let you watch with a mirror! How cool is that?!?
Oh... not very
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:54:03 EDT (#)
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Mmm...incapacitating.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:52:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:47:29 (#)
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I almost bought an island on Lake Sauvignon(sp?) up in Canadaland one time. It had an abandoned gold mine on it with hundreds of tons of low-grade ore (they only extracted the high-grade) piled up. I planned on refining the gold out of it for income and running a guided fishing lodge there as well. I just thought it would be kickass to own an island. Then, I learned about the winters and the 8-foot snows and decided against it. Well, that and my first daughter was on the way. Damned kids.
Hey, hey! My rambling, seemingly meaningless comment came full-circle to have some kind of relevance to Caul and this post! It's gotta be a sign. It's either kill my children or buy an island. Hmmmm. I must go and consult the wisest of the wise now - the magic 8-ball.
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Good idea. I'm gonna buy a remote island and put all my future kids on it.
They might fuck each others and become as inbred as I am but at least I won't feel guilty for sticking a Shop-Vac up a woman's twat.
There's always chemical castration but jerking off is a stress relief.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:50:02 EDT (#)
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Stupid.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:47:29 EDT (#)
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I almost bought an island on Lake Sauvignon(sp?) up in Canadaland one time. It had an abandoned gold mine on it with hundreds of tons of low-grade ore (they only extracted the high-grade) piled up. I planned on refining the gold out of it for income and running a guided fishing lodge there as well. I just thought it would be kickass to own an island. Then, I learned about the winters and the 8-foot snows and decided against it. Well, that and my first daughter was on the way. Damned kids.
Hey, hey! My rambling, seemingly meaningless comment came full-circle to have some kind of relevance to Caul and this post! It's gotta be a sign. It's either kill my children or buy an island. Hmmmm. I must go and consult the wisest of the wise now - the magic 8-ball.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:40:19 EDT (#)
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Apollo - Thanks for stepping in there, FOREIGN SCUM. STOP BURDENING OUR MEDICARE SYSTEM!
Caul - I think there was something about "he who spills his seed upon the ground," in there somewhere.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:38:24 EDT (#)
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Buying land seems like a complex ordeal in the U.S.
Purchase Canadian land, it's much cheaper and simplier.
You already have the Huskies to travel across it.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:36:24 EDT (#)
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If my parents would agree to move into a tent on the property I intend to purchase for a mere two year period of time, then they wouldn't have to pay taxes on this deal.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:35:07 EDT (#)
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I could use your Christian condescending attitude and some Bible verse right now.
All I remember is Judges 3:21
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:33:54 EDT (#)
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Icarus - DON'T BLAME ME! IT'S NOT LIKE *I* TOOK AWAY MY *OWN* PHOTOSHOP! *THEY* TOOK IT. THEY TOOK IT BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT I COULD DO WITH IT. THEY KNOW THAT I COULD UPSET THEIR PLANS. WELL I CAN DO THAT WITH CRAPPY PLASTIC SCISSORS TOO! IT JUST TAKES MORE TIME!
Loki - I'm bad at the math[s]. I'll trust you on your figures. Gosh. This is going to take FOREVER.
SlvrWolf - Maybe you should try post crap sometime. Loads and loads of crap. It has worked well for me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:32:06 EDT (#)
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I would prefer being raped by a bunch of old men than having to go through that abortion bullshit right now.
My dick has been a source of nothing but problems in the recent years. :*(
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:31:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:30:12 (#)
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Hey Teephphlaphphla if you were going to inherit some land and for tax purposes did not want to take legal possession of this land until the time of inheritance, but yet wanted to build a cabin so you structured it as a 100 year lease, that should be pretty easy for a routine lawyer to set up wouldn't it?
Now suppose that there was this other piece of land that you also wanted because you wanted it but also so you could screw your asshole brother-in-law out of it because he treats your parents like shit and you all know for a fucking fact that the second he got his greedy little hands on it, he would sell it to a developer even though your parents and also you did not want it developed.
oh it get more complex don't worry
Now suppose that these two pieces of land, both the part you wanted and were entitled to and also the part that you wanted but were not technically entitled to had a mortgage on them that you were willing to assume both to help your parents out financially and also because it would further your quest to get your greedy hands on both pieces of land.
You could if you had to, assume this mortgage in exchange for the title to the land and it would kind of appear to be an arms length transaction a REALLY good deal but not altogether unreasonable but then your parents would have a pretty sizeable tax burden because they bought it a long ass time ago from some of Icarus' people for some shinny beads.
I made the thing about the beads up but the rest of it is true.
THEN
There is yet another piece of land with no mortgage on it that you are willing to sacrifice to the estate for division between yourself and your two sisters at the time of the estate division.
Keep in mind that you have no heirs of your own so the children of the non-asshole brother-in-law are due to inherit your entire estate with the caveat that they care for any remaining household pets you may leave behind so you do not foresee that sister causing any trouble in your scheming and plotting.
I forgot the question.
I need a lawyer.
I also NEED ALL OF THIS LAND ALL OF IT AND ALSO THE LAND SURROUNDING IT. The surrounding land is a whole other issue that involves me setting certain news watch alerts on obituary pages. ""
It's okay Sean, i'll handle this one.
Loki, what you need to do is PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES SO US IMMIGRANTS CAN GET MEDICADE.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:26:53 EDT (#)
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You fucker. Crappy plastic scissors won't look good in a horror hentai tentacle furry porn movie. Still, I'll try to work it in I guess...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:24:45 EDT (#)
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just 149,754 hits to go
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:14:22 EDT (#)
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You know, you registered 12 days after I did and my stats are pitiful next to yours. The ratio of posts to hits is similar but that fact makes me sad for some reason. Perhaps I'm reflecting on my relative obscurity here and have regrets. Perhaps I use that obscurity to my advantage. Perhaps I have no point to this other than to give you another hit and propel towards your MVA goal (I'm always glad to help). Perhaps I shouldn't have had Italian food for lunch.
Sleepy... so so sleepy.
P.S. I like mozzarella cheese. Almost as much as provolone.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:57:55 EDT (#)
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AH HA! Guess what SMARMYPANTS! YOU used the word DRILL just then!
HA HA HA! THAT MEANS U R GAY!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:56:11 EDT (#)
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Silvr - I think my blood sugar is a little wonky. Besides, if I can get 100,000 hits off of this thing, I WILL BE ON THE MVA LIST.
Make that 150,000. Just to be safe.
AND THAT IS ALL THAT METTERS.
Also the corporate "picnic" is today, but it's hot outside and so I don't want to go. That, and the fact that I don't like the people I work with, so why would I want to interact with them socially?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:55:03 EDT (#)
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Funny how homosexuals use the word drill as much as possible
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:51:56 EDT (#)
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Oh, Teeph...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:49:16 EDT (#)
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Death Jester - I forgot to change it to something clever. =( I'm sowwy.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:48:23 EDT (#)
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They live on the part without the mortgage.
bah I'll e-mail you the specifics
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:47:57 EDT (#)
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OH%20MY%20GOD%20WHAT%20A%20GREAT%20%FILENAME%20LOL!!!!11
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:45:12 EDT (#)
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3) (caveat - you probably have as good an idea about how good a deal will get you in trouble as I do.) Is this a primary place of residence? Because even with the low, low basis they would have from stealing the land from Icarus' people, they should still get $500,000 free on the sale of a primary residence. How much would you be paying them? If they're retired, how tough would it be for them to move out to the cabin for a couple years? Something about assuming the mortgage and taking subject to joint tenancy with rights of survivorship.
Wait, this is undeveloped, isn't it.
Well, fuck.
How to screw the IRS . . . HOW TO SCREW THE IRS . . .
Wait a minute . . . are you calling me on a cell phone?
PRANK CALLER! PRANK CALLER!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:42:42 EDT (#)
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:')
I'll miss the wabbits cause they make me cry.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:38:04 EDT (#)
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Tim - Shut up fatty.
Loki - 1) yeah . . . maybe. 2) What about a pre-testimentary sale subjecting the subject parcel to restrictive covenants and retaining a life estate? 3) I forgot all the other questions but that part about the beads was funny BECAUSE ICARUS IS A NATIVE AMERICAN!!!
Indo - Touche
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:34:26 EDT (#)
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I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:30:17 EDT (#)
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the one line of text +1
everythign else -2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:30:12 EDT (#)
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Hey Teephphlaphphla if you were going to inherit some land and for tax purposes did not want to take legal possession of this land until the time of inheritance, but yet wanted to build a cabin so you structured it as a 100 year lease, that should be pretty easy for a routine lawyer to set up wouldn't it?
Now suppose that there was this other piece of land that you also wanted because you wanted it but also so you could screw your asshole brother-in-law out of it because he treats your parents like shit and you all know for a fucking fact that the second he got his greedy little hands on it, he would sell it to a developer even though your parents and also you did not want it developed.
oh it get more complex don't worry
Now suppose that these two pieces of land, both the part you wanted and were entitled to and also the part that you wanted but were not technically entitled to had a mortgage on them that you were willing to assume both to help your parents out financially and also because it would further your quest to get your greedy hands on both pieces of land.
You could if you had to, assume this mortgage in exchange for the title to the land and it would kind of appear to be an arms length transaction a REALLY good deal but not altogether unreasonable but then your parents would have a pretty sizeable tax burden because they bought it a long ass time ago from some of Icarus' people for some shinny beads.
I made the thing about the beads up but the rest of it is true.
THEN
There is yet another piece of land with no mortgage on it that you are willing to sacrifice to the estate for division between yourself and your two sisters at the time of the estate division.
Keep in mind that you have no heirs of your own so the children of the non-asshole brother-in-law are due to inherit your entire estate with the caveat that they care for any remaining household pets you may leave behind so you do not foresee that sister causing any trouble in your scheming and plotting.
I forgot the question.
I need a lawyer.
I also NEED ALL OF THIS LAND ALL OF IT AND ALSO THE LAND SURROUNDING IT. The surrounding land is a whole other issue that involves me setting certain news watch alerts on obituary pages.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:29:59 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:21:57 (#)
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Generally, in my experience, the rabbit post is all about the title. You cannot ADD anything to Ha Ha Rabbit (O-Tron possibly being the exception here)."
Nigga Please. Text can provide the perfect zig setting them up for the zag.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86025
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:23:41 EDT (#)
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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! WHYIOUGHTA!
YOOOOUUUUU LITTLE ...............!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:22:22 EDT (#)
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Spam http://www.ubersite.com/m/89102 Spam
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:21:57 EDT (#)
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Generally, in my experience, the rabbit post is all about the title. You cannot ADD anything to Ha Ha Rabbit (O-Tron possibly being the exception here).
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:20:24 EDT (#)
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I've done a rabbit post. I had a long, confusing story to go along with it.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:19:27 EDT (#)
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AND ANOTHER THING . . . WHOEVER TOLD ME TO START READING STEVEN ERIKSON'S MALAZAN BOOKS OF THE FALLEN CAN EAT A FLAMING CHEESE DICK.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:18:28 EDT (#)
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Jonny X - For your MOM! (Snap!)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:16:37 EDT (#)
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I read the comments that inspired this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:15:04 EDT (#)
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Oh I know he won't die. He is Rabbit Perpetua, and he is eternal: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78658
It's an uberversary linkwhoreapalooza!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:11:01 EDT (#)
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rape is greater than abortion?
For whom?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 12:04:25 EDT (#)
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darko - Spam THIS, spam freak.
awesome_face - Originally created as a character to appeal to children during the Nazi Youth Rallies of the early 1940's, "Ha Ha Rabbit" has enjoyed a renewed appeal as children all around the world realize that Jews are dirty and theiving.
icarus1987 - They took away my photoshop and gave me these crappy plastic safety scissors. =(
sicosemen - Oh yeah. I like onslaughts. What else do ya got?
shandythedog - I know.
Orgasmatron - The bunny will never die.
badassmofo - What's a Razor?
professorfuckface - It's the new "pirates vs. ninjas." I created it. If you're going to copy it, please at least link back to this post. I hate it when people steal the things I freely post on the internet.
Teephphah - Shut up fag.
Caulaincourt - Shut up frenchie.
hour_man - Arrogance?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
Axolotl - Sheep
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:54:51 EDT (#)
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This is the exact type of thing which may happen in D-Prime Madness presented by Darko.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:54:46 EDT (#)
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Can somebody refresh me to the nature of the rabbit. Ive seen it before but not sure what it is.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:53:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:42:42 (#)
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Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart's Dog Gets an F
I knew I should have mentioned something about TigerLilly's appendix.
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+2 Tigerlilly's appendix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:51:44 EDT (#)
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When are you going to get around to photoshopping our buddy martial arts comedy western adventure Oscar Wilde Jeniffer Conelly makeout movie?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:50:25 EDT (#)
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Because of the onslaught this will bring....
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:48:16 EDT (#)
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nice title
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:45:01 EDT (#)
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Happy to see the rabbit make a comeback.
He disappeared for a while.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:44:21 EDT (#)
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OMG YOU ARE SO GOING TO PISS RAZOR OFF!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:43:09 EDT (#)
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ubersite is half "rape man" and half "abortion man", this will rage on for ages
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:42:42 EDT (#)
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Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart's Dog Gets an F
I knew I should have mentioned something about TigerLilly's appendix.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:42:27 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:42:02 EDT (#)
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I'm +2 the obnoxious and arrogance of this post
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-14 11:41:13 EDT (#)
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I know the drill.