True Story: Black people and White cops 1... Fun with pistols (776 hits)
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Submitted by HH (View user info) at 2006-06-14 23:21:24 EDT
Good evening, you blacks and whores, I was talking down main street ... when all of the sudden an asian hooker came up to me and started offering ME money to suck my own cock. I mean I realized my cock was huge and far grander than anything she had ever fathomed in her pitiful life, so I let her suck my large veingy AIDS ridden cock off.
She didn't know she was going to get AIDS, but I think the surprise in the face once they realize is the best part of being alive.
Fuck cock sucking niggers. Enjoy my artwork, you zebra fucking honkeys.
P.S. AIDS really isn't all that bad, it was worth all the non-condom action I got.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-15 18:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
needs more FUBU
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-06-15 07:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-06-15 01:27:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
if you're gonna be racist, at least make it funny
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-15 07:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sometimes I like to laugh, but this isn't one of them.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-06-15 01:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you're gonna be racist, at least make it funny
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-15 01:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm up at like 6 AM, to check this nigga
He work the nightshift, and I gots to check them figures
Knock on his door, peoples talkin bout, "He ain't there,"
but the house is packed, shit I know he here somewhere
See money get high, I don't knock what a nigga do to get by
Just make sure you gettin by don't FUCK with you gettin mine
Ain't the first time he ran off, shoulda split his shit then
Hate to think of what he's did and if I catch him slippin
won't be an ass-whippin, I can tell you that
I keep it real with this cat, he go and sell two packs
and run off (damn) tell me, he was locked down, up North
and you out a week later? That's bullshit!
I bust off, I need this dough
Fuck you think I'm here for my health?
I need this wealth, because I feed myself
You play with my life, when you play with my money
Playin around but this'll be the last time you think somethin's funny
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-15 00:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were going to post more hoeslut pictures. Of your bitch. Eh?
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-06-15 00:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THE CYST MASTER
HAIL.
I love you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Racism is bad.
But I enjoyed this.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG NEWS MEMO~~ IM NOT CYST
I BETTER ROT IN HELL UNTIL I AM.
UNTIL THEN. ILL MAKE GAY POETRY ABOUT HOW MANY DICKS I CAN SUCK IN UNDER ONE MINUTE.
GO~
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A:
self-immolation
Car collision
Drowning
Electrocution
Hanging
Jumping
Lethal injection
Overdosing
Poisoning
Plastic bag method
Seppuku
Shooting
Slashing throat
Slashing wrists
Starving to death
Suffocation by Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
Drinking Cyanide
Walking in front of a train
Cutting
Q: Things you should try, in order, until you cease to be.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No fucking comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He's not Cyst. Or anyone, really.
But he wants to be. Oh how he wants to be.
That's why he cuts himself and wears black on the outside ('cause black is how he feels on the inside).
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your not Cyst?
Fucking die, you emo faggot.