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Olberman vs. Coulter - I Would Have Loved to Have Written This (1306 hits)

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Submitted by <> (View user info) at 2006-06-15 03:40:25 EDT


"...walk on the swaying tightrope of her own emotional stability..."

"..imagine in fact trying to defend her on judgement day....or trying to find her soul..."

It's a beautiful thing.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=4019




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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-07-06 01:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

That picture is so fucking disturbing...

I threw up more than a little in my mouth.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-06 01:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes im aware of that...i could have killed somebody, myself, or one of my best friends. very lucky.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-04 19:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no, there's no yahoo attitude about it. i feel like a piece of shit, and i am a piece of shit. i thank god that it ended how it did, with no one hurt except for a tree. i never intended to be driving around, i had just moved my car literally 50 feet down the block at 300 AM to shine lights at a basketball court, and afer the game made the bad decision to not stop at my house but to instead keep going. if it makes you feel any better, i am absolutely fucked in every aspect of my life. i can't keep my driving job, obviously, so i can't make any money to pay all the bills. i can't drive for a year so i can't go anywhere to work, either. my family is going to know, everyone i know is going to know --> trust me, tehre is no fucking YAHOO attitude abou this. fuck you.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:11:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:14:08 (#)


You know more about O'Rielly or coulter than I do, and I voted for Bush twice.
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What, you lived in Florida in 2000?


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BADOOM-TISH!

Coyote, ladies and gentlemen! He's here all week!

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:14:08 (#)


You know more about O'Rielly or coulter than I do, and I voted for Bush twice.
-=-=-=-=-

What, you lived in Florida in 2000?

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:50:35 (#)

America needs Jeremy Paxman.
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He's so mean to those hapless geeks on University Challenge though.

Hmmm, I see your point!



Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:16:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get it. How can this issue possibly be Republican vs Democrat, conservative vs liberal, or anything else except acceptable human behavior vs Ann Coulter?

===

We have a winner!

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

America needs Jeremy Paxman.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:14:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 09:22:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Way to validate my point that Americans can see past this kintergarden bickering.

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Once again unless anyone forgets, America is the only country in the world where loudmouths get airtime, where making outrageous political claims can help boost sales.


In Canada everyone who is ever on TV is level headed and looking for serious political debates, not headlines or quick sound blurbs to antagonize/attract viewers.


You are fucking retarted Caul. You constantly mock american media, but guess what it works, because you, a non english speaking foreigner (I point that out simply because you are way out of their intended demographic) still watches it. Say it is dumb, vapid, backwards, geared towards idiots, whatever, you still watch it.

You know more about O'Rielly or coulter than I do, and I voted for Bush twice.
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I'm not saying we're perfect. There are dumbass talking heads in Canada too but they are a lot more limited by the CTRC. There are actually laws against hate speech here. Perhaps we're too politically correct, perhaps we're a police state...but I perfer this to having a bunch of wannabe nazis like O'Reilly or Coulter or Gibson or Limbaugh infiltrate people's mind. And of course, these people all have leftist counterparts which are in many cases just as worst.

And yes, I watch your media because I really don't think it's healthy that the most popular media figures can attack whoever they feel like without consequences.

Network like FoxNews are propaganda, admit it. And they have millions and millions of devoted followers. I don't think that's normal at all. I think it would've been great to silence Joseph Goebbels at the time. Or shut down the RTLM in Rwanda.

I also think it'd be great if Americans would put a leash on their media which is completly out of control.

That's all I'm saying.
And it's the third time you make a typo when you call me retarTed.
Me thinks you don't really mean it and that you actually wanna blow me. :-O

Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get it. How can this issue possibly be Republican vs Democrat, conservative vs liberal, or anything else except acceptable human behavior vs Ann Coulter? Whether or not you agree or disagree with either Olbermann's or Coulter's politics, how is it at all appropriate to go on television and accuse a widow of reveling in her husband's death? This is not something decent human beings do.

Perhaps I have not done enough research on the issue, but I have yet to seen Coulter give a point by point response to the issues raised by the 9/11 widows. Somehow, this seems like an inappropriate exchange in a public forum:
Widow: "I believe this country has massively failed on its promise to protect its citizens."
Coulter: "You harpy! Your husband preferred burning alive to spending another second with you!"
Widow: "Oh, um, I'm sorry. Would you like to get some pizza? My treat."
Coulter: "Die you horrible communist scum!"

Ok, I made that second part up, but is anyone else bothered by the first part of the exchange, which actually happened?

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 09:22:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Way to validate my point that Americans can see past this kintergarden bickering.

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Once again unless anyone forgets, America is the only country in the world where loudmouths get airtime, where making outrageous political claims can help boost sales.


In Canada everyone who is ever on TV is level headed and looking for serious political debates, not headlines or quick sound blurbs to antagonize/attract viewers.


You are fucking retarted Caul. You constantly mock american media, but guess what it works, because you, a non english speaking foreigner (I point that out simply because you are way out of their intended demographic) still watches it. Say it is dumb, vapid, backwards, geared towards idiots, whatever, you still watch it.

You know more about O'Rielly or coulter than I do, and I voted for Bush twice.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-16 09:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-16 03:49:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, I'm at mom's and I left my cell at the apt. You got the # here?

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By apt you mean the basement?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 09:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*CAN'T see past...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 09:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-16 03:56:14 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:16:41 (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:09:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

Keith "Angry Cursing" Olbermann?

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/426803p-360015c.html

The guy has no tact and has lost control of his mind. Yeah, he is just a typical progressive liberal.
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The right wing media is just as extreme.

The problem isn't about right vs left, it's about Americans being too retarded to engage in normal conversations...you fucking degenerates.

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Agreed. But notice who STARTED the whole shebang in this case. She deserved every bit of pummeling she got. Unfortunately it was only the verbal kind.

In my experience on the website, it's only the so-called 'right' that ever seems to bring up the whole 'left vs. right' thing.
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Way to validate my point that Americans can see past this kintergarden bickering.

Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-16 03:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:16:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:09:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

Keith "Angry Cursing" Olbermann?

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/426803p-360015c.html

The guy has no tact and has lost control of his mind. Yeah, he is just a typical progressive liberal.
===
The right wing media is just as extreme.

The problem isn't about right vs left, it's about Americans being too retarded to engage in normal conversations...you fucking degenerates.

-------------

Agreed. But notice who STARTED the whole shebang in this case. She deserved every bit of pummeling she got. Unfortunately it was only the verbal kind.

In my experience on the website, it's only the so-called 'right' that ever seems to bring up the whole 'left vs. right' thing.

To me, none of this should be about 'right' or 'left'. It should only be about 'right' and 'wrong'. The problem is...the people behind the scenes that pull the strings of BOTH of the main political parties in this country (aka THE CORPORATIONS) don't give a FUCK about right or wrong or the greater good, and they ENJOY it when we reduce ourselves to petty bickering using words like 'left' or 'right'.

It's fucking ridiculous.

Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-16 03:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, I'm at mom's and I left my cell at the apt. You got the # here?

Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-16 03:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I *heart* Keith Olberman.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 18:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wanna borrow my table saw?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-15 14:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oohh I see. Ok! I feel much better now. Phew.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-15 14:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 14:12:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Please, have your box stitched shut.

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No need - the yeast has hardened into an impenetrable crust.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 14:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Please, have your box stitched shut.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-15 13:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-15 08:47:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you fucking kidding me? And you tell me I'm the downfall of uber? What the hell is this shit?

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Heh. I was just being snippy for the fun of it dude - you should have realised this by now. It's all part of the game - don't take it personally.


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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-15 07:08:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

I have no idea what the picture you posted has to do with anything. Or in fact, what that picture is, exactly.

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It's a dead cat sitting up in an alley in Kentucky. Apparently someone went to the trouble of posing it after running it over. The mind boggles.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:09:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

Keith "Angry Cursing" Olbermann?

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/426803p-360015c.html

The guy has no tact and has lost control of his mind. Yeah, he is just a typical progressive liberal.

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I'm not familiar with him or his politics - I just stumbled across this and appreciated it so the only insightful commentary I can add is that I don't like his eyebrows. I'll read up on him.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-15 13:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-15 07:05:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

As I also rate your writing attempts, I feel completely justified in rating this gem accordingly also.

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And rightly so. Do you think I don't rate your 'proper' (for want of a better word) posts though? If that's the case then it isn't deliberate. Drop me a link to some writing and I'll check it out.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:09:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

Keith "Angry Cursing" Olbermann?

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/426803p-360015c.html

The guy has no tact and has lost control of his mind. Yeah, he is just a typical progressive liberal.
===
The right wing media is just as extreme.

The problem isn't about right vs left, it's about Americans being too retarded to engage in normal conversations...you fucking degenerates.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit...Matt! What up, dude? Hope you hang around awhile. Hang around long enough so we can laugh this fall when the election sees the democrats get their ass kicked again to puzzled looks. Democrats cannot be strong on illegal immigrants, and that is going to be a huge issue. With so many americans fed up, they are mindlessly stupid to try to fight them on this during an election year. Watch and see...watch and see....

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Keith "Angry Cursing" Olbermann?

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/426803p-360015c.html

The guy has no tact and has lost control of his mind. Yeah, he is just a typical progressive liberal.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-15 11:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-15 11:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:54:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

and people wonder why MSNBC is failing miserably and has like 8 viewers.
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That's O'Reilly talk.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

and people wonder why MSNBC is failing miserably and has like 8 viewers.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The bell tolls, and it tolls for thee.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh that should have been a +2, damn scroll.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Is that tolling I hear in the distance?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

delightful

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for a picture of yesterday's rape victim.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yep -- haven't liked Sportscenter since Dan and Keith split up. It used to be a tv show to make time for every day, even if you didn't like sports.

I've read their book ("The Big Show") at least 4 times now. Never gets old.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this was shit until the filename

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 08:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Gobble my knob

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-15 08:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you fucking kidding me? And you tell me I'm the downfall of uber? What the hell is this shit?

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-15 08:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

don't do drugs

Submitted by pastacheese (user info) at 2006-06-15 07:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw that on TV too. Good for Keith

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-15 07:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and why did she have an eyepatch in the background picture??

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-15 07:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have no idea what the picture you posted has to do with anything. Or in fact, what that picture is, exactly.

Anyway, Ann Coulter is a sensationalistic hooer. She seems to like saying things that basically just give her face time.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-15 07:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

As I also rate your writing attempts, I feel completely justified in rating this gem accordingly also.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-15 07:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I've never perchanced the Kentucky Sphinx before.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-15 06:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm eating lunch.

Twat.


Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-15 06:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Filename.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-15 05:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cunt

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-15 04:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll take Olberman any day.

He's fucking hilarious on the Dan Patrick show on ESPN Radio.

I missed hearing those two voices together.

Those SportCenters were golden, my young lass.
Golden.

DA-DA-DAH, DA-DA-DAH!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-15 03:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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