so very HUNGRY (717 hits)
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Submitted by Paul_Monroe (View user info) at 2006-06-15 09:14:18 EDT
I had the day off yesterday,
All I wanted to do was smoke some weed, eat shitty food and hang out on the lounge.
I went to sleep dreaming about waking up, not having a shower or a shave but just chilling out and eating potato wedges with sour cream and sweet chilli sauce - Pure Bliss.
Before I had woken up those wedges were on my mind.... mmmm.... as soon as I awoke (after a good sleep in) and stayed in bed until I really, Really had to pee. I pre heated the oven, watched some tv and then put the wedges in, I had a bad thought that maybe I was out of sour cream but pushed it aside and waited for those wedges to cook.
Once out of the oven I grabbed a bowl and opened the fridge. Darn, no FUCKING SOUR CREAM and in the cupboard NO FUCKING SWEET CHILLI SAUCE PRICK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT.
I fucking lost it, I was a bit scattered from the night before and all I wanted was wedges, I had slept in and was really hungry and now I was pissed - wedges taste like crap with no sides.
So I thought Fuck it, I have money and a quick walk away is the finest breakfast/brunch/lunch I could imagine awaiting me. I showered, dressed and went for a walk, and I dreamed about the wonderful orgasmic gourmet gastric delights awaiting:
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Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:58:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:37:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
That was nice. What a pity one cannot read the labels of the pills ;-)
btw, I already reported professorfuckface and Shlongy to the feds for internet harassment and stalking, bad style, patriotism, american behaviour and last not least for eating babies which are not properly cooked.
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The pills are anti inflammatory mainly and the weeds is for medicinal use only.
WOOTY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Submitted by nathwashere (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was nice. What a pity one cannot read the labels of the pills ;-)
btw, I already reported professorfuckface and Shlongy to the feds for internet harassment and stalking, bad style, patriotism, american behaviour and last not least for eating babies which are not properly cooked.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-07-05 12:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you this made me hungry again
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-28 06:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah... food
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-28 04:03:21 EDT (#)
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HAHA HA
I loved this.... MASSIVE appetite.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-28 03:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I could go for some strawberries right about now.
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-28 02:49:53 EDT (#)
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You watched the game?
heard Ghana played okay and that you are a faggotjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:39:33 EDT (#)
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I'm watching Ghana vs Brasil game and eating chicken kebab
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-22 08:59:35 EDT (#)
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I am fucking hungry right nowssssssssssss
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-17 01:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ziggy Piggy Ziggy Piggy!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-17 01:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaha
i couldn't stop laughing at this
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-17 01:39:04 EDT (#)
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I COME FROM A LAND down under
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-16 01:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Lots of effort here, but no content.
Look at how cute those shrimp were too.
:(
They even leave their heads on where you come from? Which is where by the way?
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-15 19:38:22 EDT (#)
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I'm not fat but have a huge appetite and I like to eat good food slowly...
IS THIS A CRIME?
plus the thc switches off the chemicals that tell me when to stop eating, what can I do...
That was $100 of food right there so maybe it was a little overboard
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-15 19:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Piggy
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-06-15 19:18:01 EDT (#)
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Damn, you sound like "Fat Bastards" twin brother. "Get in my belly!"
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-15 19:15:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:14:52 (#)
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The Piglet wouldn't be able to type that long, and create an image that detailed, without eating himself into a coma. Couldn't possibly be his
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Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-15 19:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fat cunt fat crocodile
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:14:52 EDT (#)
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The Piglet wouldn't be able to type that long, and create an image that detailed, without eating himself into a coma. Couldn't possibly be his.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:01:06 EDT (#)
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at first i thought this was a jpeg post...
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:48:31 EDT (#)
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HOLY!! you sure do get the munchies when you smoke!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:20:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:12:00 (#)
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But JayPig and Rad were doing so well. Now you come with this, cruel temptress, to quicken their unclogging hearts.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:12:00 EDT (#)
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But JayPig and Rad were doing so well. Now you come with this, cruel temptress, to quicken their unclogging hearts.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-15 11:24:46 EDT (#)
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This just made me hungry, thanks you fucking mouli.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Doesn't that equal 0 you fucking retard?
(Directed at the asshat below)
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the effort, -1 for shrimp.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You could always eat my shit. Anything to make you stop posting.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are there no babies in this?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't see how any respectable pothead, past or present, can claim not to feel your pain.
See? When the Munchie God closes a door, he opens a window.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:18:16 (#)
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You put a fair amount of effort into this. Just try posting about something interesting next time.
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:39:29 EDT (#)
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I'm not fat just a huge appetite
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:38:59 EDT (#)
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made me laugh
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
effort. For a stoner.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:24:05 EDT (#)
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hey fatass!
um...
shut it
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:18:16 EDT (#)
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You put a fair amount of effort into this. Just try posting about something interesting next time.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're overweight and probably have worms.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-15 09:16:55 EDT (#)
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marijuana is bad for you and if we see anything like this out of you again, shlongy and I are going to report you to the feds