Hold me close sweet friend (429 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalLabels: Fictional Real-Life-Crap
Rating: -0.22 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hourman (View user info) at 2006-06-15 10:40:06 EDT
"Fuck you bitch."
"How dare you speak-"
"Seriously F-U-C-K you."
I walk out of the house, not for the first time but more than likely the last. I'm all pent up man need to relax; can you help me out with a fix? Warm embrace of completely selfish, self-indulgent, self absorbing bliss with no come backs, well not for a couple of hours that's for sure.
God damn I hate this wait. Gotta calm down man need to chill out, ya hear me bro? Sure you do man were brothers on a dark mission not to remember and sure as hell not to care.
What? Yeah I know I get the jaw clench to man. I love it, I love it. Oh God it's like sex but without any bullshit ya know? Oh it's fucking here man shit gotta relax I'm gonna hurt my teeth man I'm tensing up so bad.
Oh God. It's gone. Where's it gone? Dude. DUDE! You ok? Shit man I'm crashing! Oh fuck this is not good man I need to relax, who the fuck killed my buzz? Who the fuck are you? I don't care what I said, fuck off man. Jesus Christ. Oh shit I need something fast...have you got it? Oh man anything...
Oh sweet friend where did you go? Why I miss you so much when you leave me let me hold you...let me be reminded why I come back to you. I know you don't help but your tender arms and your sweet nothings in my ear my world seem like a less bad place.
It's so cold. Why is it so cold? Where is my jacket? I don't remember...anything. Fucking hell it's cold. I need a drink...vodka...yeah vodka will keep me company till I can call my love back to me. Vodka...you bastard...I fucking hate your lies...at least she helps...at least she makes me forget...you remind me.
I love you so much...you know that don't you? I know I know...I told you I would never leave you though. Oh dear friend I love you so. I crave you so...I need you so much. You must love me to caress me so. I am addicted to your love, dear sweet friend.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-06 07:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to rate every one of your posts with a +2 without reading them.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-16 03:54:09 EDT (#)
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mitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:07:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh how romantic, is that how you imagine it is? Those fake tracks are worse than a fake tattoo, what'd ya do, borrow your momma's lipstick? Never saw a junkie with rolls o fat, they're usually kinda scrawny and malnourished. PS...try Nair and write about something you KNOW something about.
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1. It's a googled image.
2. I am an ex Junkie.
Arse to you cunt biscuit
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-06-16 00:26:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-15 17:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking filthy pedo.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-16 00:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well done. It captured/reflected the hunger.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-06-15 20:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Waah, waah, waah. Deal with your problems like a decent human being rather than bitching about them, in order to milk for attention.
And shit, I almost wanted to give you a -1 because of the junkie picture... But no.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-15 20:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:07:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh how romantic, is that how you imagine it is? Those fake tracks are worse than a fake tattoo, what'd ya do, borrow your momma's lipstick? Never saw a junkie with rolls o fat, they're usually kinda scrawny and malnourished. PS...try Nair and write about something you KNOW something about.
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This is close enough to what I'd say if I wrote something original here, though perhaps with less vehemence. Once again; not stunningly poor, just not quite good eather. Here's a tip: if a guy has rolls of fat and excess body hair, he's eating too well to be a real junkie. He's just a guy with a heroin addiction. Two months after the money runs out is when he becomes a junkie.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:57:40 EDT (#)
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worth reading (+0)
Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh how romantic, is that how you imagine it is? Those fake tracks are worse than a fake tattoo, what'd ya do, borrow your momma's lipstick? Never saw a junkie with rolls o fat, they're usually kinda scrawny and malnourished. PS...try Nair and write about something you KNOW something about.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-15 13:13:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-15 11:17:56 EDT (#)
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I think it's a disturbing image, but if you ever knew/ where a junkie then you would know that this is how it feels. Fucking scary
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-15 11:04:46 EDT (#)
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Worth reading. Did not make me smile. Made me sick.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:42:35 EDT (#)
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haha idiot. Not all Junkies are skinny man only the ones in films and on TV.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-15 10:40:40 EDT (#)
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that gut is too big to belong to a junky