Camwhore- NSFA (not safe for anyone) (1135 hits)
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Submitted by resignator <resignator7.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-06-15 16:10:12 EDT
I have noticed quite a few people tend to get me and ETS confused lately so I wanted to help clear the air.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-15 00:17:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88013
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant
If it was ETS there would be much more frequent use of the word "fools"
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Submitted by goferforhire
"he's like ETS only more reasonable. He's not quite as geniusy though. It's a trade-off"
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Submitted by Jeanneee
ETS?
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Submitted by ih8u2man
EVER HEAR OF THIS DUDE?
http://www.lts.de/Grafiken/ETS-Logo_Kopie.gif
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Submitted by MrSparkle847
ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS ETS
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Submitted by DavyJones
Hey, an ETS alter.
zzz.
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Submitted by Method
This IS ETS!
Oh
My
Gawd
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Submitted by BadAssJulie
Vengance is ETS. I thought everyone knew that.
User Reviews
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-06-21 16:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A FUCKING GEEK
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:21:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wake the fuck up you fucking sheep. Do you plan to remain complacent until it is too late? Face the truth it and it will set you free.
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If you open a politically charged post with a line like that, you are probably trying to be ETS.
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I opened with the line that I thought would generate the most heat. I wanted to grab a few folks attention and keep it in view. Tons of people use this very same formula and I dont think ETS can take credit for inventing it. It works rather well as you can see it was by far my most viewed post.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wake the fuck up you fucking sheep. Do you plan to remain complacent until it is too late? Face the truth it and it will set you free.
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If you open a politically charged post with a line like that, you are probably trying to be ETS.
Don't get me wrong, I find ETS added a little predictable unpredictability to Uber - you know he was going to do something political, but about what was the question. And I thought his voicewhore was pretty coo.
Everyone gets mistaken for ETS at some point; I know I have. By Sphagnum. Three basically identical comments on posts that weren't mine (maybe he figures he was spreading the truth - very ETS-like, no?). Still trying to understand it.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The first pic was taken at a new year's party (not sure how drunk I was).
The second pic is from my old office. I only have two pc's and a laptop at home. *cough*
See...I'm not that big of a nerd.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not even the file name could save this piece of shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You camwhored on uber? You tried to argue with the Shlongster?
Two strikes. . .
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 11:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are far worse people than me to be mistaken for. At least it shows you have some sense.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-17 11:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-Shlongy's driver
y'see, I though initially you meant shlongy had a chauffer...then I thought aboot it a bit
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He looks like a nice enough guy, who just happened to be cursed with an overwhelmingly huge head. So what? There are ways to fix that:
-Loaded shotgun
-Elephant stampede
-Releasing years worth of semen and finally letting that prostate swell down to a normal size
-Shlongy's driver
That's my solution, otherwise, the computer thing can be explained by nerdism (a socially debilitating disease usually confused with homosexuality), or that it's his job to (ad lib time!) with them.
Keep posting, champ.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart - is that you?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 05:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nobody cares.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-15 22:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your a serial killing loser nerdvirginatormanthing
f-o-reak
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-15 22:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus, shlongy is fucking owning this chump.
the only intelligent thing youve done, champ, is try to distance yourself from ets. however, youre every bit as much of a douchebag who has no clue.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2006-06-15 22:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i bet you sit there and surround yourself with porn
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-15 21:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's like Brad Linzy of Indiana . . . only skinnier and gayer.
Good luck with that.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-15 21:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You got balls, kid...
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-15 20:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 19:35:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think anyone's mad about anything, Sally.
I think that I wish that I had poured Liquid Drano into my eyes INSTEAD of seeing your picture...but that's just me.
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Promise to spill some into your mouth and swallow.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 19:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think anyone's mad about anything, Sally.
I think that I wish that I had poured Liquid Drano into my eyes INSTEAD of seeing your picture...but that's just me.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-15 18:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, I love it.
A bunch of fags looking for male teenage camwhores to masterbate to are insulting me.
Are you guys really that mad this was safe for work?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-15 18:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well you both look gay
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After seeing this, I think I have more respect for Brad Linzy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...spfaggy's been making me laugh on occassions, lately.
Mostly in his reviews that sound exactly like MY reviews but hey, it's a start.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:19:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Introduce yourself to a toothbrush, shredder.
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LOL
I gotta admit Sfaggie is getting sharper everyday.
Thus is the burden/blessing of being a lone user who doesn't give a shit.
I've been fraternizing with way too much cliques lately. *shame*
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Introduce yourself to a toothbrush, shredder.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looking back, the resignator will probably deem this effort a "huge mistake".
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's the best Richard Nixon mask I've ever seen. Holy fuck, scrub your face with sandpaper you ugly fuck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't I see you on an NBC news story about the geeks and dorks that attend Star Wars conventions?
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:41:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, is that a fucking CALCULATOR WATCH?
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Not that one but I do own one.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:40:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are one ugly mother fucker. Notice the play on words, you're a mother fucker because the only woman that would ever have sex with you is your mother.
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Care to post a camwhore of yourself?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yuck
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who gives a shit who you are?
Certainly not me, and my opinion means an awful fucking lot.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, is that a fucking CALCULATOR WATCH?
PS: Look for me on the new MMORPG. My handle is NoSexForUrkel.
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are one ugly mother fucker. Notice the play on words, you're a mother fucker because the only woman that would ever have sex with you is your mother.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would I do that?
If I wanted to "not be semi-comical" I could just cut & paste excerpts of your posts, asswipe.
PS. In case you didn't get it, that wasn't even remotely humorous, Rickles.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:25:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
"and dorkiness is the game"...
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Everytime I see your name the phrase, "you are what you eat" runs through my mind. You should change your name to Shlong_me.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:25:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
"and dorkiness is the game"...
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AHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"and dorkiness is the game"...
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:20:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear God... your name isn't Steven, by any chance, is it?
Is it?
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Nope. Jim is the name.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear God... your name isn't Steven, by any chance, is it?
Is it?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Having a laptop sitting on your lap for an extended period of time is bad for you ballsack, not like you will ever get your knob bobbed but I thought you might want to know...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. You don't seem to have enough monitors at your desk, Urkel.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I were you I'd have let everyone keep believing you were ETS over this.
ETS is at least a decent looking dude, you look like you might topple over from the weight of your upper head.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All that this proved is you're equal to ETS in the "I'm a dorky fag" department", only you probably have cleaner fingernails.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I do believe you when you say you are not Bradley Linzy, unfortunately, I do believe that you are as stupid as he is.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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