No more stories about poo or sex with poo...I swear... (460 hits)
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Submitted by fun_with_needles (View user info) at 2006-06-16 02:57:09 EDT
...because I am better than that. While somewhat funny, they have been done better. Also partly because I have lost my will to tell them anymore. Everytime I tell a story at work, someone has to bring up "three lips" or "pie hands" or "the girl who had ovarian cancer". Every re-telling of the tale sucks the power and the emotion out of it, so I'm not doing it anymore. Of course, if someone were to ask me what I did last night, or over the weekend, I'll tell them I had a threesome with "the crook"(a very sweet girl, but she looks like she is retarded. And one of her tits is way bigger than the other)or "the phantom pisser" (a cute girl who isn't old enough to drink, yet everytime I see her, she is perma-fucked, and she pees her pants a lot). And that's it. No more.
We'll see how long that lasts. If make the time to write and re-write them, I'll think about putting some up. Because let's be honest here: Who among you has slept with a girl dressed as Britney Spears and had three vagina lips? None of you.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:07:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:14:47 EDT (#)
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IT WORKED!!!! I have teh power!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:11:04 EDT (#)
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fd
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:09:50 EDT (#)
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wah wah wah
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:09:36 EDT (#)
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dum de dum
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:08:50 EDT (#)
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ahhhh, it was working earlier
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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DIE
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:08:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:07:41 EDT (#)
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cmon modafuker sink
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:07:22 EDT (#)
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Shit! that was supposed to be a -2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:07:06 EDT (#)
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probably a load of -2s really quickly though
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:06:39 EDT (#)
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I bet its mine that does it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:03:01 EDT (#)
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Don't mind me, I'm just testing DCWoody's theory.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:02:20 EDT (#)
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Are you dead yet?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:20:05 EDT (#)
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What the holy fuck are you talking about?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-16 07:04:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-16 07:03:56 EDT (#)
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Not even the title.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-16 06:53:05 EDT (#)
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Die.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-16 04:17:37 EDT (#)
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This should have been a colage of scat pictures, or a .mov
-2 for not realising potential.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-16 04:03:21 EDT (#)
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No more posts would be better
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-16 03:43:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-16 03:38:29 EDT (#)
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Remember now, the insurance on your race-car bed is null and void if you don't wear your helmet.