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where to see the circus (586 hits)

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Rating: -1.12 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rumpleforeskin (View user info) at 2006-06-16 11:43:56 EDT


I have been one in my youthful years to entertain the possibilities of eating, a lot! Where does one usually go to gorge themselves in a fashion of quantity and not quality? Why the answer is ANY buffet that you can pillage for under $10.

You see, these are usually the fine establishments like; Golden Coral, Ponderosa, Bob's Big Boy, Shoney's. The next time you have the opportunity to visit one of these places, if you are so inclined to, take a gander around and look at the specimens that surround you. To this fact you might be one of them yourself.

Key characteristics that you are certain to see while in attendance;

At least one shirt in your vacinity that has a stain on it.

At least one person with a lazy eye.

At least one grandmother's birthday party.

At least one 18 wheeler, suspicious as to what type of carried cargo.

At least one person in a wheelchair.

At least one person who uses their hand to pick up a piece on meat instead of the utensil designated to do so.

At least one brat screaming.

At least one person who uses their forearm as their napkin.

At least one muffled sound of someone burping.

At least one lady who has a fully developed mustache.

Yes, these are the people you will see. A circus of people.


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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*yawn*

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-16 22:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

interesting point, rumple.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-16 22:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

how'd you do that dmd? maybe you can only leave 1 no comment?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

grerereer

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

asdf

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i tried to put 3 -2's on this and it wont let me :(


times: they are a changin

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thi9s is a test to see if your shitty post will go the way of the doedoe bird if you get a -1 or worse rating.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sounds like you've done your fair share of
investigation into the matter, too.

Damn, but those are some good rolls at the Corral.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You can see the circus in a tent, if it's small enough, or your local arena if it's got more than one ring.

What you CAN see at Old Country Buffet, however, is the feeding frenzy of Domenad, rad and JayPork.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What about the token "leukemia" patient's survival party?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Which one of those losers listed are you? Or do you hit on more than one catagory?

Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Obviously WEBERED is a connoiseur of these fine establishments. Go eat some fucking oatmeal you toothless fluffer.

Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You better hope I don't see:

At least one of you.

Because if I do, you'll stay true to your post and be IN the circus as the faceless boy after I tear it off.


Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm convinced that ghola sits around with nothing to do and proceeds to squirt miracle whip into IT's anus

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

It's sad when you have to steal your ideas from a Garfield comic strip.

You should at least have class and go with Bloom County or Doonesbury.

Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

At least one person coughing or sneezing on the salad bar

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry mate.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-16 11:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

dull


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