Voices of Überusers I (3096 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-06-16 12:03:48 EDT
To quote rad (who I'm already quoting enough with the title): "Riding the coattails of the last post, I decided to do this happy horseshit again."
Well, that's not entirely true.
I haven't decided to do it again...someone else has.
I guess something about my shitty reading yesterday coupled with the inclusion of my email address in a reply inspired one of you to take it upon yourselves to perform a poetry reading if your own and send it to me.
For that, allow me to say "Bravo," and "May God have mercy on your soul."
The user did a reading of one of my poems which I will not direct you to with a link (lest I be thought a whore) but will mention in case any of you want to read it while you play along at home, work, or hookah bar.
So now I bring to you for your sleuthy entertainment, in all its tantalizingly hot .mp3 glory..."Libido Honalee."
Whose voice is this?
Libido Honalee.mp3 (4 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-10 16:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MOG HOT
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MOG SHE SOUNDS HAWT
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-26 00:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-26 00:00:33 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:50:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
sheer brilliance.
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New submissions are always welcome.
Submission is welcome, too.
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Yer on.
Any particular piece you would like to have 'done'?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-26 00:00:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:50:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
sheer brilliance.
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New submissions are always welcome.
Submission is welcome, too.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-25 17:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sheer brilliance.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-28 09:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only to this today. That was a mistake.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-20 23:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let the record show that my favorite part of this whole post was when pen_name accused shlongy of being philistine for not +2ing it.
Libido Honalee: BEST. VACATION. EVAR.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:31:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
someone who is a midget?
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haha, climbing the buttcheeks onto the nipple mountains!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-20 00:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please. He's listening to Motorhead's "No Sleep Til Hammersmith" right now.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-20 00:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your catalog is the slutty soundtrack of my uberlife. And quit calling me a tart all the time, the baby might hear you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-19 23:52:28 EDT (#)
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How dare you read something slutty.
You little tart.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-19 20:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA- Doodles, fair enough. The voice is well, mine. But the style I read this in was (obviously) meant to sound slutty, as this poem called for. I have a lot to say, so I tend to talk faster, and I'm small, so sometimes I need to get loud. So, was this the 'sound' of my real voice? Yes. But do I order my Happy Meal at the drive-thru in a slow and affectedly provocative manner? Only sometimes.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:23:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-16 20:49:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would stab myself repeatedly if I had to listen to that voice all day.
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Wow. Harsh. Um..better you than me?
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See the thing of it is your voice is like a phone sex. So to me it would be sexy maybe for a few days but then quickly get old solely for the fact that you sound like the depraved whore who's tits I cut off because I couldn't tell if they were real on saturday.
They were.
Now I'm hoping that isn't your actual everyday talking voice, and you only did it to sound sexy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-16 20:49:12 (#)
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I would stab myself repeatedly if I had to listen to that voice all day.
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Wow. Harsh. Um..better you than me?
Anansie- it's 'cause I'm teeny.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hot as the inside of a Sudanese vagina, I'll tell ya that much...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-19 14:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what, this IS hawt!!!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:13:49 EDT (#)
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She sounds Lilliputian.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:34:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought long and hard about it, and I've decided it's OK to touch myself to this.
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long...hehehehe
hard...hehehehe
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 09:29:53 EDT (#)
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PAS - scourge linked it a ways down: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89283#2024771
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-18 05:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not sure I liked the poem (please link so I can read it) but the reader did well.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought long and hard about it, and I've decided it's OK to touch myself to this.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
helium
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341
Doodies, you suck the shit out of an elephant's ass. Shut yer pie hole,
ya fuckin' dipshit. . . What a fucktard.
I swear, bubbaloony. The brevity of your vocabulary astounds me.
Dipshit, fucktard. They lose their effect when used so freely, you know.
That's the 4th time this week I've seen pie-hole. Are you on a diet or something?
Speaking of the elephant's ass...
I suspect you're cutting and pasting these replies.
'Fess up.
btw, why 2341? Is that your weight or your cholesterol? Or are there 2,340 other bubbas on this site?
Now THAT would be a waste of bandwidth.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 21:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup...It's ? and the Mysterians...only our version REALLY kicked ass.
All you have to do is click "play" and hear for yourself.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-16 20:49:12 EDT (#)
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I would stab myself repeatedly if I had to listen to that voice all day.
Not that mine is any better, but still.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-16 20:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-16 20:44:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:55:37 (#)
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I SUCK OLD MEN'S COCKS FOR $$$
This post blows, also.
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Doodies, you suck the shit out of an elephant's ass. Shut yer pie hole,
ya fuckin' dipshit. . . What a fucktard.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-16 20:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 20:23:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:18:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:10:08 (#)
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Shlongy, I've been listening to the Cliches today. You guys didn't completely suck. I actually liked a couple of those songs. Reminiscent of The Replacements in some of the choppier stuff.
Who knew such a dipshit could produce anything besides masturbation jokes and the smell of Polident? I'm pleasantly surprised.
Paul Westerberg has been quoted as saying that he ripped us off back in the early 80's.
If you can get through the shit, there's probably about 10 gems on the web site...Be There ot be Square, Always in my Dreams, TV Addict...Disposable Music...Riverview...She Intimidates Me...Look What You've Done...96 Tears...tell Me...
it's all good.
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When I get audio capability, look out!!
Is the 96 Tears the one by ? and The Mysterians? Stupid question. . .
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-16 20:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:55:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
I SUCK OLD MEN'S COCKS FOR $$$
This post blows, also.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2006-06-16 20:39:14 EDT (#)
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She's singing "Midnight Rambler"?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 20:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:18:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:10:08 (#)
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Shlongy, I've been listening to the Cliches today. You guys didn't completely suck. I actually liked a couple of those songs. Reminiscent of The Replacements in some of the choppier stuff.
Who knew such a dipshit could produce anything besides masturbation jokes and the smell of Polident? I'm pleasantly surprised.
Paul Westerberg has been quoted as saying that he ripped us off back in the early 80's.
If you can get through the shit, there's probably about 10 gems on the web site...Be There ot be Square, Always in my Dreams, TV Addict...Disposable Music...Riverview...She Intimidates Me...Look What You've Done...96 Tears...tell Me...
it's all good.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-16 19:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:55:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
I SUCK OLD MEN'S COCKS FOR $$$
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Y halo thar, Caul. . . :)
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very fuckable voice.
It didn't have to be this long though. ;)
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:49:42 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA!~ http://www.ubersite.com/m/76948#1638135
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's because you whine like a fucking orphan, faggot.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know Orgasmo, it's late Friday and I needed to bust chops before I head home to wife and child. Me still love you long time.
Fathers Day weekend. Hmm. I assume I will get no special treatment because of it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not even going to listen to it.
I have too much respect for my ears.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:39:06 EDT (#)
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You think so? I don't get "jive-ass blaxploitation" voice from this.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:35:32 EDT (#)
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That was relatively stupid.
Sounds like Foxy Brown from Comedy Central's "Drawn Together."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:19:45 EDT (#)
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My way of putting it sounds nicer, scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:10:08 (#)
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She didn't even play by the rules either, the little tart.
Anonymity via this type of presentation would have totally helped show which one's voice prompted the most debate, love or envy.
Provided they were actually competing...which, of course, they're not
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Translation = I wanted the hits.
Shlongy, I've been listening to the Cliches today. You guys didn't completely suck. I actually liked a couple of those songs. Reminiscent of The Replacements in some of the choppier stuff.
Who knew such a dipshit could produce anything besides masturbation jokes and the smell of Polident? I'm pleasantly surprised.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:08:23 EDT (#)
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Says you.
Y halo thar harlot.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:06:23 EDT (#)
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You're all whores.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:03:18 EDT (#)
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Liar. You do it for free.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:55:37 EDT (#)
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I SUCK OLD MEN'S COCKS FOR $$$
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:49:31 EDT (#)
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Only when he's getting paid for it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:41:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:14:14 (#)
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I know you weren't talking about me, Caul. Just playing devil's advocate. That's OK, right?
But I assume the name calling is directed at me?
And we speak English here. Judging by your recent post, you probably shouldn't be pulling the whore card on anyone.
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IT'S OK FOR A MAN TO BE A WHORE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I usually do...tug of war kicks ass. My dick is helpless against my Kung Fu death grip.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:20:56 EDT (#)
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Why don't you go play Tug of War with yourself, Shlongy.
I guarantee you'll win.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PUNCH out...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:14:48 EDT (#)
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You five morons should all slowly push your chairs away from your desks...leave your work stations...puncj out...meet up at one of your shithole apartments...lube up, and play a game of naked Twister or "Johnny Grabass' or some fucking thing.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you weren't talking about me, Caul. Just playing devil's advocate. That's OK, right?
But I assume the name calling is directed at me?
And we speak English here. Judging by your recent post, you probably shouldn't be pulling the whore card on anyone.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:33:44 (#)
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Luckily I only shoot out one, oversized sperm.
It's rarely sloppy after I'm done. You just need to pull the white eel-like creature out.
So MrsThorns felches the beast out of the Colonel's rectum?
That explains your poetry, borne of Corny-toothed agony.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:11:28 EDT (#)
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And, of course, providing that the other girl here is Sacrilicious.
(My vote's on it being Kristen)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:10:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:10:08 (#)
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She didn't even play by the rules either, the little tart.
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EXACTEMENT, TABARNAK!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:10:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:08:45 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:06:10 (#)
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What a lame girl competition.
"I HAVE AN ACCENT! UBERMEN WILL LIKE ME MORE THAN YOU SACRILICIOUS!"
No wonder Filthy was so prone to post her milky boob.
Fuckin' idiot.
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Competition? What are you talking about?
So, every time someone posts a camwhore, are they competing with you? Sounds egotistical.
And what in the world gave you any idea this was me?
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Do you have an accent? I believe not.
I'm not talking about you, salope.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:10:08 EDT (#)
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She didn't even play by the rules either, the little tart.
Anonymity via this type of presentation would have totally helped show which one's voice prompted the most debate, love or envy.
Provided they were actually competing...which, of course, they're not.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:06:10 (#)
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What a lame girl competition.
"I HAVE AN ACCENT! UBERMEN WILL LIKE ME MORE THAN YOU SACRILICIOUS!"
No wonder Filthy was so prone to post her milky boob.
Fuckin' idiot.
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Competition? What are you talking about?
So, every time someone posts a camwhore, are they competing with you? Sounds egotistical.
And what in the world gave you any idea this was me?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:06:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:40:08 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:59:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just wanted to hear your version is all. You're hot.
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I'm a glutton for punishment.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89295
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What a lame girl competition.
"I HAVE AN ACCENT! UBERMEN WILL LIKE ME MORE THAN YOU SACRILICIOUS!"
No wonder Filthy was so prone to post her milky boob.
Fuckin' idiot.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha love it!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:58:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:48:14 (#)
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okay i listened to it.
she has a cute voice.
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I bet you have a cute voice.
Do one, wifey. rawr.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okay i listened to it.
she has a cute voice.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:59:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just wanted to hear your version is all. You're hot.
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I'm a glutton for punishment.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89295
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:33:44 EDT (#)
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Luckily I only shoot out one, oversized sperm.
It's rarely sloppy after I'm done. You just need to pull the white eel-like creature out.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You mean I got sloppy seconds with MrsThorns after oh-boy?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:23:49 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/cob77
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:04:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:12:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:55:40 (#)
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Mon mauvais, chien."""
You just called me a bad dog.
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Yeah. I bet you like that, don't you, you bad dog you. You DIRTY, FILTHY HORRIBLE little dog.
MAUVAIS CHIEN!! MAUVAIS CHIEN!!
NOW PISS ON THE CARPET!!!!
YESS!!!!
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WHOA!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:42:19 (#)
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Heh, I see. Don't take it personally dude - it's just my natural jingoism coming to the fore. You've got that squeaky american vibe going on.
Yadda yadda...more of a reflection on me than it is on you....terrible person..keep opinions to myself....we're all god's children...only the penitent man shall pass....etc etc
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I just wanted to hear your version is all. You're hot.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:42:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:35:04 (#)
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Maybe she was. Maybe you have a better suggestion about the style in which how to read such a comedically perverse piece. Or maybe you would consider withholding judgment on her abilities when she's clearly confined by the words on the page and is not expressing her own filthy imagination, with which she's pulled off many a shenanigan.
um..I mean..who am I kidding? This is utterly ridiculous.
Whoever she is, she's clearly a dirty whore who would stoop to any level for a little bit of cyberattention.
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Heh, I see. Don't take it personally dude - it's just my natural jingoism coming to the fore. You've got that squeaky american vibe going on.
Yadda yadda...more of a reflection on me than it is on you....terrible person..keep opinions to myself....we're all god's children...only the penitent man shall pass....etc etc
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:53:22 (#)
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Ahahahahah, who is that? It reeks of "I'm doing my best to sound like I'm naked and covered in oil." Yanks can't pull this shit off - give me a foul-mouthed english bird any day.
+2 for a good idea. Lets have more of this shit.
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Maybe she was. Maybe you have a better suggestion about the style in which how to read such a comedically perverse piece. Or maybe you would consider withholding judgment on her abilities when she's clearly confined by the words on the page and is not expressing her own filthy imagination, with which she's pulled off many a shenanigan.
um..I mean..who am I kidding? This is utterly ridiculous.
Whoever she is, she's clearly a dirty whore who would stoop to any level for a little bit of cyberattention.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, that chick is hottt, I just saved $3.95 a minute!
Who is it, btw? Do we know yet?
My guess is Peon...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:55:40 (#)
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Mon mauvais, chien."""
You just called me a bad dog.
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Yeah. I bet you like that, don't you, you bad dog you. You DIRTY, FILTHY HORRIBLE little dog.
MAUVAIS CHIEN!! MAUVAIS CHIEN!!
NOW PISS ON THE CARPET!!!!
YESS!!!!
Wait . . . what . . . what the hell just happened here?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:00:51 EDT (#)
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Right...and they didn't cover slang like that (not that the phrase existed, anyway) back when I took French in high school.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:59:03 EDT (#)
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i know it was a mea culpa, but babelfish isn't exactly good at conveying points.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:58:33 EDT (#)
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I was going for "My bad, dog." Swing and a miss, perhaps.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:57:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:53:22 (#)
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+2 for a good idea. Lets have more of this shit.
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orgasmatron2029.at.yahoo.com for anyone else who's interested.
Feel free to use something of mine to keep the "O can suck a mean dick by having people read his poetry aloud" streak alive and well in the hearts and minds of men and women everywhere.
Or not, and do what you like.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:55:40 EDT (#)
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Mon mauvais, chien."""
You just called me a bad dog.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:54:23 EDT (#)
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You're right. I put words in your mouth. I just assumed that by "people who suck" you meant english/american poets. Mon mauvais, chien.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:53:22 EDT (#)
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Ahahahahah, who is that? It reeks of "I'm doing my best to sound like I'm naked and covered in oil." Yanks can't pull this shit off - give me a foul-mouthed english bird any day.
+2 for a good idea. Lets have more of this shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:51:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:50:06 (#)
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someone needs to lay off the helium
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LOL
By the way, I believe Muslim chants surpass all western poetry.
I can't get enough of that shit, even though the lyrics are probably retarded.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:50:06 EDT (#)
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someone needs to lay off the helium..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:49:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:47:34 (#)
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I am shockéd that you would suggest english/american writers use accents to fill out lines.
How could such a practice be establishéd?
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That's not what I said.
Some franco writers do that.
Your reading comprehension is as good as your writing skills.
OMG! PWNÈD!
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:49:21 EDT (#)
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That's hawt. Dunno who it is though.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:47:34 EDT (#)
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I am shockéd that you would suggest english/american writers use accents to fill out lines.
How could such a practice be establishéd?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:46:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:44:55 (#)
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Have you read much T.S Eliot, Caul?
He actually agreed with you.
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Not at all.
*Wiki-searches*
Ah yes, I see the french influence: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T._S._Eliot#Charges_of_anti-Semitism
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:46:10 EDT (#)
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Damn you people- now I have to dig out my headphones.... I'll be back.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:44:55 EDT (#)
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Have you read much T.S Eliot, Caul?
He actually agreed with you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:43:29 EDT (#)
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When an anglo writer pulls off something like what Rostand did in Cyrano de Bergerac, then we'll talk.
Until then, keep being amazed by silly little warmongering verses like "Emo havoc and let slip the poodles of war!" and that overated Saint-Crispin speech.
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:35:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:31:23 (#)
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Caul, french poetry is worse. As is french song-writing. All you have to do is rhyme the sound "er" as in "aller, respirer, marcher" and every other bloody infinitive in the french language.
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Aaaah Sébastien, mon petit chatton, stop denying your roots.
Sure people who suck at writing will use the "é" for every verse but in the end, english is a lot more limited than other languages. I've been over that a hundred times http://www.ubersite.com/m/88153#1984616
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:31:23 EDT (#)
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Caul, french poetry is worse. As is french song-writing. All you have to do is rhyme the sound "er" as in "aller, respirer, marcher" and every other bloody infinitive in the french language.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:29:42 EDT (#)
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Hmm, I wonder if TS Eliot was bisexual.
I know he switch hit with his citizenship...clearly that suggests he'd do the same with his parnters.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:26:39 EDT (#)
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The good ones are usually bisexual.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:25:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:16:47 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:15:45 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:12:13 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:10:27 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:08:07 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:35 (#)
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She sounds like a filthy, francophone, tourguide, Caul's ballsgroping whore.
That just about covers the bases.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:24:56 EDT (#)
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What's with the sudden silence? :-(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:19:50 EDT (#)
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Shakespear was bisexual, so he was an all right guy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:18:07 EDT (#)
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At a stroke, Caul discards every one of Shakespeare's sonnets. Tis a cruel cultural culling by Caulaincourt.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:17:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:15:23 (#)
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You're free to if you like Caul. It's open to anyone and everyone.
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My horrid accent is the reason I only nod and gesticulate when someone adresses me in english, no thanks.
Besides, English poetry is a travesty :-)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:16:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:15:45 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:12:13 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:10:27 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:08:07 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:35 (#)
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She sounds like a filthy, francophone, tourguide, Caul's ballsgroping whore.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:15:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:12:13 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:10:27 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:08:07 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:35 (#)
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She sounds like a filthy, tourguide, Caul's ballsgroping whore.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:15:42 EDT (#)
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So you don't start each sentence with 'ee oohh eee oohh ee oohh? Isn't that a betrayal of the francophone's charter?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:15:23 EDT (#)
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You're free to if you like Caul. It's open to anyone and everyone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:14:09 EDT (#)
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No one would recognize me if I did this. My english is flawless.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:12:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:10:27 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:08:07 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:35 (#)
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She sounds like a filthy, tourguide whore.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:11:01 EDT (#)
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what le fuck?
sounds like my girlfriend dirty talk while she's groping my balls.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:08:07 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:35 (#)
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She sounds like a filthy whore.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:09:56 EDT (#)
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It's tucked between the land of Buttcheeks and the Isle of Taint.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:08:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:35 (#)
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She sounds like a whore.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:06:50 EDT (#)
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No super-secret ninja headphones at work, ghola dear?
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:03:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:35 (#)
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She sounds like a whore.
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That's because you are one. :)
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:01:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:35 (#)
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She sounds like a whore.
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Wish I wasn't at work so I could listen.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:55:57 EDT (#)
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Was I really such a douche bag that I put Maryline Albright?
Fuck, MADELINE Albright.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:53:10 EDT (#)
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Please stay on the line, Doodies. Your call IS important to us.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:48:29 EDT (#)
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Maybe its teh JonnyX in his *cough her lingerie?
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:05:22 (#)
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Part 3 of the NationStates thing will have to wait until Monday now, Jonny...this came up this morning and was too good to pass up.
So why can't you just post it anyway? What, really, is so wrong with multiple posts?
I mean, that's for others to worry about. Not you. You're better than them.
Do it, oh! Do it! You know you want to. You could always use some more attention.
What else are you going to do? Work? No one in the office will care. They won't notice.
Will they? Do they ever? Of course not.
Do it, oh. Do it. Don't wait. The world could end on saturday, and how will you feel if you don't get it out. All backed up, I suspect.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:35 EDT (#)
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She sounds like a whore.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:47:06 EDT (#)
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I learned something new today. The sexy voice doesn't work AT ALL for me when it's saying things like "spreader bars" and "baby fetishes"...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:45:51 EDT (#)
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HA you all failed in your guesses! It's obviously Maryline Albright! You prick tease of an ex-secretary of state!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:44:13 EDT (#)
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Is it Lisa?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:43:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:32:38 (#)
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It is not high pitched enough to be a midget surely?
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redley, it's the primal dwarfs who are high pitched.
Midgets have normal voices, it's God's way of being cruel to them. If he existed I would think he was quite the bastard.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:41:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:05:22 (#)
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Part 3 of the NationStates thing will have to wait until Monday now, Jonny...this came up this morning and was too good to pass up.
Goddamn! I was primed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:32:38 EDT (#)
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It is not high pitched enough to be a midget surely?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:31:24 EDT (#)
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someone who is a midget?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:28:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:17:49 (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:11:16 (#)
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The crazy thing is...it's a wonderful reading.
I'm guessing Ghola. if you close your eyes and wiggle your ears, you can almost picture link.
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Ghola? There was no southern accent in that voice and as she said she had a wretched one,
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-30 21:59:33 (#)
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I am from Georgia. I talk with a wretched southern accent.
It can't be her.
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didn't know her origins.
maybe it's her sister mhola.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:26:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:22:40 (#)
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Well, I'm on dial-up in the hotel room right now so I won't download a 5 MB file but I'll take a stab at a blind guess...and I'm surprised no one else has guessed it yet...
Sacrilicious!
What do I win? What do I win? Huh, Orgazmo? Huh? Gimme gimme gimme!
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:13:32 (#)
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I'm going with licious, and her phone sex voice.
You are too late, I'm afraid.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:23:39 EDT (#)
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I have no microphone/ability to record and save to the computey box or I'd do this, reading my what's in a name poem of course.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:22:40 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm on dial-up in the hotel room right now so I won't download a 5 MB file but I'll take a stab at a blind guess...and I'm surprised no one else has guessed it yet...
Sacrilicious!
What do I win? What do I win? Huh, Orgazmo? Huh? Gimme gimme gimme!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:22:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:12:27 (#)
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Thanks for the linkpimp, SOTS.
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WORD
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:21:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:17:40 (#)
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i'm amazed this isn't a solid 2. shlongy is a philistine.
I realize that I give Orgasmoe more than his fair share of -2's, mostly because it's fun...
But the truth is, I thought that this sucked. Seriously.
Now if the broad in question was offering to lick my nads, it could have probably pulled a +1 or even a +2 if I got off.
On the other hand, I don't give a fuck .
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:20:18 EDT (#)
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an uberchick?
i can't have sound right now :(
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:18:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:14:49 (#)
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HOT!
Whoever this is has *got* to have a hot arse.
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Thank you.
But that isn't necessarily true. Haven't you seen that one Aerosmith video?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:17:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:11:16 (#)
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The crazy thing is...it's a wonderful reading.
I'm guessing Ghola. if you close your eyes and wiggle your ears, you can almost picture link.
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Ghola? There was no southern accent in that voice and as she said she had a wretched one,
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-30 21:59:33 (#)
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I am from Georgia. I talk with a wretched southern accent.
It can't be her.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:17:40 EDT (#)
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i'm amazed this isn't a solid 2. shlongy is a philistine.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:14:49 EDT (#)
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HOT!
Whoever this is has *got* to have a hot arse.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:13:32 EDT (#)
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I'm going with licious, and her phone sex voice.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:13:21 EDT (#)
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caulaincourt??
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:12:36 EDT (#)
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It was me, shitdick.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:12:27 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the linkpimp, SOTS.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:11:16 EDT (#)
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The crazy thing is...it's a wonderful reading.
I'm guessing Ghola. if you close your eyes and wiggle your ears, you can almost picture link.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:10:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/83731
Just be the whore you know you are man...
IT FEELS GOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:08:47 EDT (#)
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Um, can I make a guess as to who it is?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:07:51 EDT (#)
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Frank Stallone???
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:06:48 EDT (#)
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Is it me?
It's me, isn't it?
Come on. You can tell me.
Is it me?
Do I win?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:06:08 EDT (#)
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Land of buttcheeks....ahahahahahahahaha....too fucking awesome.
The Ferry Money Shot! Priceless.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 12:05:22 EDT (#)
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Part 3 of the NationStates thing will have to wait until Monday now, Jonny...this came up this morning and was too good to pass up.