Voicewhore: ETS the raving madman (1723 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: ets_music
Rating: 1.03 on 80 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-06-16 23:52:27 EDT
I've been amused by the voicewhores and the vidwhores of late. It occured to me that very few of you know what I sound like when I'm not singing. So here you go.
Here's a little funky beatnik Jim Morrison impression for you.
Note: this doesn't mean I'm back.
Beatnik Soul.mp3 (1 MB) [audio/x-mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-06-24 00:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was kind of nifty.
sweetness
actually clapping along to this as well.
how much have I been drinking?
the bass line is pretty bad ass, got the porn-grove going on. sweet
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-06-24 00:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was kind of nifty.
sweetness
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im gay for you
*swoons*
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-19 18:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You dont sound as crazy as you actually are...
That is a fucking killer bass lick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pétasse
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-19 04:36:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
The background music is great.
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Thanks. :D
Yea, I was especially happy with the bassline. I'm not really a bass player, so any time I sound decent on one, I'm happy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-19 05:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-19 04:36:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
The background music is great.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-19 04:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The background music is great.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you sound hot...
shit. even i amuse myself.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 15:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sound like a less gruff Corey Taylor.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 08:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The way you pronounce 'mirror' made me scowl
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-18 06:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf i'm not listening to all that
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-18 05:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I liked this and auto +2 for Jim Morrison.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:28:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
auto ETS +2
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88013
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 21:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-17 21:38:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat more shit.
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I'll get right on that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-17 21:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat more shit.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-17 20:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86882
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89160
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to... hear you do...William. Shatner.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, if I had been quicker I may have actually been able to put three years of English Language study to some use. Bastards.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-17 16:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Note: this doesn't mean I'm back."
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HE'S BACK!!!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amusingly the dictionary.com definition of alliteration quotes "on scrolls of silver snowy sentences" which is actually an example of sibilance.
The things I'll do to avoid paperwork.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:24:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:04:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
All-it-er-a-tion
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I believe alliteration means words that start the same, but I could be wrong on that.
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No, you've got the jist of it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:04:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:50:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
crap.
and morrisson, FYI here and mirror don't rhyme.
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All-it-er-a-tion
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I believe alliteration means words that start the same, but I could be wrong on that.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Excuse me, assonance.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:50:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
crap.
and morrisson, FYI here and mirror don't rhyme.
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All-it-er-a-tion
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck apollo, I loved it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
crap.
and morrisson, FYI here and mirror don't rhyme.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KICKER OF ALL ASS!!!
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:08:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:55:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
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I can recite that whole thing from memory.
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After listening to your voicewhore I had to put that album on. Thanks for reminding me of it.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:08:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rednecks flee in the face of an alien router
The eternal quest for the correct port endures
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admin + admin unlocks the sacred door
why it's not working anyway, I cannot be quite sure
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:55:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
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I can recite that whole thing from memory.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rednecks flee in the face of an alien router
The eternal quest for the correct port endures
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-17 13:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding;
Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you know the warm progress
Under the stars?
Do you know we exist?
Have you forgotten the keys
To the kingdom
Have you been borne yet
& are you alive?
Let's reinvent the gods,
All the myths of the ages
Celebrate symbols from deep elder forests
[have you forgotten the lessons
Of the ancient war]
We need great golden copulations
The fathers are cackling in trees
Of the forest
Our mother is dead in the sea
Do you know we are being led to
Slaughters by placid admirals
& that fat slow generals are getting
Obscene on young blood
Do you know we are ruled by t.v.
The moon is dry blood beast
Guerrilla bands are rolling numbers
In the next block of green vine
Amassing for warfare on innocent
Herdsman who are just dying
O great creator of being
Grant us one more hour to
Perform our art
& perfect our lives
The moths & atheists are doubly divine
& dying
We live, we die
& death not ends it
Journey we more into
The nightmare
Cling to life
Our passion'd flower
Cling to cunts & cocks
Of despair
We got our final vision
By clap
Columbus groin got
Filled with green death
(i touched her thigh & death smiled)
We have assembled inside this ancient
& insane theatre
To propagate our lust for life
Flee the swarming wisdom
Of the streets
The barns are stormed
The windows kept
& only one of all the rest
To dance & save us
With the divine mockery
Of words
Music inflames temperament
(when the true king's murderers
Are allowed to roam free
A 1000 magicians arise in the land)
Where are the feasts
We are promised
Where is the wine
The new wine
(dying on the vine)
Resident mockery
Give us an hour for magic
We of the purple glove
We of the starling flight
& velvet hour
We of arabic pleasures's breed
We of sundome & the night
Give us a creed
To believe
A night of lust
Give us trust in
The night
Give of color
Hundred hues
A rich mandala
For me & for you
& for your silky
Pillowed house
A head, wisdom
& a bed
Troubled decree
Resident mockery
Has claimed thee
We used to believe
In the good old days
We still receive
In little ways
The things of kindness
& unsporting brow
Forget & allow
Did you know freedom exists
In school books
Did you know madmen are
Running our prisons
Within a jail, within a gaol
Within a white free protestant
Maelstrom
We're perched headlong
On the edge of boredom
We're reaching for death
On the end of a candle
We're trying for something
That's already found us
Wow, i'm sick of doubt
Live in the light of certain
South
Cruel bindings
The sevants have the power
Dog-men & their mean women
Pulling poor blankets over
Our sailors
I'm sick of dour faces
Starong at me from the t.v.
Tower, i want roses in
My garden bower; dig?
Royal babies, rubies
Must now replace aborted
Strangers in the mud
These mutants, blood-meal
For the plant that's plowed
They are waiting to take us into
The severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
Comes death on a stranger hour
Unannounced, unplanned for
Like a scaring over-friendly guest you've
Brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings
Where we had shoulders
Smooth as raven's claws
No more money, no more fancy dress
This other kingdom seems by far the best
Until its other jaw reveals incest
& loose obedience to a vegetable law
I will not go
Prefer a feast of friends
To the giant family
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:12:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there any danger of you checking your email?
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Now, you know how difficult that is for me.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dig it.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there any danger of you checking your email?
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you should be a phone sex call girl
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How is living off the grid and joining the peace corps going?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 09:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-17 09:45:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lousy beatniks.
That music was pretty cool. It sounds like it would be awesome as a soundtrack to have sex to, or solve crimes in the 70's to.
You should post a video of yourself strutting to it in full on pimp-gear.
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Fishbowls in my platforms, baby.
Zhea.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 09:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-06-17 08:54:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghey with a capital G
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Thank you.
Call me Tino: The Wonder Boy.
By the way...maybe you can help me. I'm trying to decide on an album cover. Tell me what you think.
This: http://porktornado.diaryland.com/images/orleans1.jpg
Or this: http://porktornado.diaryland.com/images/tino1.jpg
Or this: http://www.queermusicheritage.com/JAN2005/GayMen.jpg
O this: http://www.tokyotimes.org/archives/har_gay03.jpg
Or....this: http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Physique/b29-enola-gay-crew.jpg
Surely this is it: http://www.gaysolution.net/ca/extremegayleather/sample.jpg
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-17 09:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lousy beatniks.
That music was pretty cool. It sounds like it would be awesome as a soundtrack to have sex to, or solve crimes in the 70's to.
You should post a video of yourself strutting to it in full on pimp-gear.
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-06-17 08:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghey with a capital G
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-17 08:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty fucking cool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-17 07:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice "retirement", asshole.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-17 06:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yada yada yada.......
Give us a rant we want, ney...DEMAND a rant.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-17 04:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS you are awesome! I bet you know what's going on on the whole Internet!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 03:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-17 03:51:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course you aren't back!
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I saw where you were talkin' up my Nirvana project on another website.
Thanks. That's cool of ya.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-17 03:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course you aren't back!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 02:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh, this is awesome.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-17 01:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only by tuning your voicebox to special frequencies, Rip Van Winkle
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-17 01:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A whole bunch of DIPSHITS on here are impressed by BULLSHIT!!!!
I can make my voice sound like Shlongy, too. So what's yer point, asswipes??
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-17 01:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the whole beat movement was basically a giant quivering mental vag, btw
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-17 01:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A backing bass track does not make you sound less like a nutter.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-17 01:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oo do the last two. fritaly and creepy psycho devil boy. i just sound raspy and Texan.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't sound anything like that when I'm angry.
I also do a mean bluesman impression, several different hillbillies, several Englishmen from places that don't exist, a man that can best be described as hailing from "Fritaly", and this one crazy child's voice that FilthyAssistant simply can't stand because it creeps her out. :P
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man, i'm tempted to get this guy riled up again just to imagine reading his vicious threats with this voice
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:38:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:37:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
You sound like that NPR reporter. The gay one.
OO burned!
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Robert Seagal?
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sedaris?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone is breaking out their audiobook voices today.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have a nice voice.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you had more of an accent.
I like your voice..you sound like a calm person..hehe
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:37:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
You sound like that NPR reporter. The gay one.
OO burned!
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Robert Seagal?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:26:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
probably my favorite place one earth to get lost for a while
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Yea, I don't care what anybody says...there are places in Kentucky that are like heaven on earth.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sound like that NPR reporter. The gay one.
OO burned!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto ETS +2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
probably my favorite place one earth to get lost for a while
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:17:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll be in Kentucky in 2 weeks, hiking around the Red River Gorge...wondering why I ever left that place.
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Never been there but it looks awesome.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll be in Kentucky in 2 weeks, hiking around the Red River Gorge...wondering why I ever left that place.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your voice matches my expectations.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't sound fucking insane...
I'm impressed.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*than
fucking stoner
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well it opened in iTunes, so I suppose I'll keep it in there, if for nothing else that the beat.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
While posting this may not mean you're back, posting this AND posting shit under your Vengance alter almost DOES mean you're back.
Still, you're lurking, and we can smell the patchouli.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sounded exactly how I thought you would.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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