TTOM Vidwhores: Jumping on the bandwagon and getting dragged for forty miles (1260 hits)
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Rating: 1.72 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-06-17 10:06:29 EDT
Vidwhoring.
Its all the rage on uber these days and, as a rampant popularity whore, I had to get in on the act.
But what would I do?
Would I read one of my posts? Difficult, since I am also a picture slut.
Would I construct some kind of elaborate comic film situation thingee? Well...no, I'm just too damn lazy.
Perhaps I could simply write a new post, then instead of posting it, record it? Maybe, probably not.
Something pretentious, like a reading from a book? Nah, Ill leave the smart stuff to my betters.
Transformers? Stand up? sit down? do the hokey-cokey?
WAIT! I've got it!
Now, presented for you, in all its glorious technicolour, is TTOM's "Ubercus", a trilogy in ten parts, charting the rise and fall of an Uberer. The trials! The tribulations! The tribbles!
Or I could spend 30 seconds making dolphin noises...click to see which it is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUUm19a7Ow
User Reviews
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:45:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:08:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell, you really are scottish. I thought it was all an act.
+2 for the Dolphin.
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smegging bandwagonses
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna miss this whole vidwhoring bandwagon thingy.
I can't access youtube from work. those fuckers!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wants me a turbo badger
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm at work so I can't see it, but I have faith.
Plus I want a turbo badger!
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-06-19 02:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Filename
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-18 15:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hivnae goat a clue masel manny
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-18 12:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah dinnae ken wair yu git yir idees fro'
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-18 11:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand that you talk to me like Sean Connery. It's only right, Pete.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 09:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-18 05:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, No one you see, Is smarter than he.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not just Scottish, that's Sean-Connery-Scottish. Meaning that after you recorded that video, you punched a woman in the back of the head and had sex with yourself. "I'll take 'The rapist' for 400."
And +2 dolphin.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww you're so strange but I love your accent. If I were to hear you talking in person, I'd have no idea what you were saying so I'd just smile and nod.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89160
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:34:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
ah yes, my mother. The man-mountain that she is. All five foot nothing of her.
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....Are ALL scots as small as your family?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It took my four tries to finally understand what the hell you were saying.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ah yes, my mother. The man-mountain that she is. All five foot nothing of her.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:56:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Told y'all my accent was heavy, thats what being born on the side of a mountain will get ya
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Now now...don't be mean to your mother!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So are mountains.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not complaining, I just had the volume too low.
Accents are SEXY
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Told y'all my accent was heavy, thats what being born on the side of a mountain will get ya
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't figure out what language you were speaking, and then realized it was english with a heavy scottish accent. The dolphin I knew off the bat.
FANTASTIC
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The accent is key.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:08:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell, you really are scottish. I thought it was all an act.
+2 for the Dolphin.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-17 14:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice drawings
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This new post fad is definitely going to be interesting.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the drawings
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 12:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I couldn't understand a word you were saying until the end.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't play this at work. But it is TTOM. So it must be good.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so fucking weird. And your accent is everything I'd ever hoped it would be. So, +2.
And speaking of (link)whores, did you see my 'almost successful trek to stalk TTOM that was foiled when I found myself too guinnessed to stagger any further'? I couls SEE Scotland, at least..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89072
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can understand you! My babelfish is cured!
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh outloud
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wrong, Im a dolphin dressed in the skin of a scotsman. Soon, so very soon, my grinning brothers and I shall commence the takeover of planet earth. You shall be our slaves and feed us fish on a constant basis.
Never trust an animal that smiles all the time
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck?
The text + the dolphins= random funny
Good job.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 10:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell, you really are scottish. I thought it was all an act.
+2 for the Dolphin.