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Rating: -1.45 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <abparki.at.ilstu.edu> (View user info) at 2006-06-17 15:00:10 EDT


I told you! Don't go bothering to give this a bad review because it's your own darn fault for wasting your time.

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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-27 03:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ...

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And anyone can be tooted?

-- Homer Simpson, on tutoring
The Way We Was

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma


Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very
valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?

Homer: I have misplaced my pants.

Bart After Dark

Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-06-17 16:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential
murderers.

-- Homer Simpson
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)



Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-06-17 16:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Aren't you clever.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Wooo,
wooo! Wooo, wooo!

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Daredevil

Heeeee

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's a fixer-upper. What's the problem? We get a bunch of priests in
here ...

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Come here, you little raven!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror

I got a bad quote :(

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Homer: Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did!
Bart: Absolutely!
Lisa: Yep!
Homer: Oh, I agree!

-The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horrors-

Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!

-- Homer Simpson
Dead Putting Society

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH FUCK! I CLICKED IT! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Thats impossible because my time is worthless"
Phillip J Fry-Leela's Homeworld


Homer: Little baby batter,
Can't control his bladder!

Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out
little drinkie poos?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

Dancin' Homer