Voicewhore: let me soothe you (1244 hits)
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Submitted by Karen (View user info) at 2006-06-17 16:29:42 EDT
I apologize in advance for my crappy mic, my annoying voice and the stupid things i'm saying..
voicewhore.wav (2 MB) [audio/wav]
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-08 23:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sometimes i get carried away in a bullshit project ...
Guess i just cut you in pieces .
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98241
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-06 21:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i play with it every night before i go to bed...and it has nothing to do with your voice.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-06 20:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But I'd still probably lap up this chicks' pee hole like a thirsty dog at his water bowl.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-06 20:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i had not listened to this.
anglo chicks are so annoying.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-23 19:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO have the hots for you
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:08:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was rambling, kinda obnoxious, and utterly pointless; everything a voicewhore was meant to be. This girl's done her homework.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was rambling, kinda obnoxious, and utterly pointless; everything a voicewhore was meant to be. This girl's done her homework.
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been thouroughly entertained from all of your posts.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, that didn't make sense..i didn't feel like recording a new message. I'm sure the people out there with one ear will appreciate it. Get over it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 10:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
soothes my ear?? Christ.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-18 07:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time just shut your fucking mouth, idiot.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-18 05:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Couldn't hear it and my volume was turned up :(
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 21:46:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave everyone instructions for making one below. No need to buy one.
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Yeah, as soon as I submitted it, I realized, "studios MAKE these with ladies' hose and clothes hangers in a pinch." And companies get away with charging like $30 apiece.
Other online instructions suggest using a small embroidery hoop (sounds a little more sturdy), so I'm probably going to make one of them that way. Then I need to get my hands on a real condenser microphone, instead of the $20 sack of shit one I've been using so far.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:38:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
So when is one of the uber babes gonna post nothing but moaning?
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Ghola and licious are going to get together and do that next weekend.
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Well then, screw the voice I want VIDEO!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 21:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-17 21:24:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Methinks you need a pop filter for your mic (do they even sell them for computer microphones?).
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I gave everyone instructions for making one below. No need to buy one.
Of course, a pair of your dirty underwear should do the trick as well. Just be sure to press them really close to your face when speaking, or the "P" won't be captured.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-17 21:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Methinks you need a pop filter for your mic (do they even sell them for computer microphones?).
I probably shouldn't give you a good rating since you admit you jumped on the bandwagon, but you have more balls than I do in doing it, so what the hell.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was like being in a trance, but not.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
So when is one of the uber babes gonna post nothing but moaning?
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Ghola and licious are going to get together and do that next weekend.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
voicewhore... these are creepy
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So when is one of the uber babes gonna post nothing but moaning?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89160
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:26:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will now take care of myself solely becausey you told me to.
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And yes, kids- always try to avoid the P-popping.
Oh, and, I will try to take your advice and lay off the helium.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA....I'll keep that in mind for next time.
lessening your sexual pleasure is the last thing i want to do.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I make a suggestion to all the wannabe voicewhores out there...
Step away from the mic a touch. Either that or take off the pantyhose you're wearing...slooowwwwly of course...very slooowly....tretch the pantyhose over or around a coat hanger or some other device that could be used as a frame, then place the hanger between your mouth and the mic as you talk. This is what's known as 'pop filtering'. This 'pop filter' will prevent your 'P's' from going "PAH" into the mic and will make for a much cleaner recording.
Keep in mind, I only tell you all this to heightenmy sexual climax as I jack off to all your voices.
You're doesn't have to be this sophisticated, but this will give you the idea: http://images.misupply.com/products/original/Nady/117023.jpg
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, that's 'comclusion'. It's like a communicable disease.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I've arrived at the comclusion I'd rather hear a woman speak than see her naked. A voice says so much about what they'd feel like underneath....whoa...hey....look at the time!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha...i'm glad i could help
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will now take care of myself solely becausey ou told me to.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your voice fits your picture.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 17:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 pointless, random drivel
+2 for possesing the MOST voice monotone voice since ben stein.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-17 16:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha...i warned you
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-17 16:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THe best part was the end, because it was over.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 16:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahahahah.
"Any minute now, she's going to just scream..."