Voicewhore!!!! :-) (1152 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.95 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2006-06-17 18:19:58 EDT
Please be indulgent with my accent...
BotOfTruth.wav (2 MB) [audio/wav]
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-20 09:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i finally got to listen to this. no disassemble made me laugh my ass off. i think i was the only kid i knew that loved short circuit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Quebecois Robot?
What will they think of next?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-19 14:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:38:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tend to agree = +1.
No disassemble = +1.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:28:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:13:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
copy/paste link into address bar.
http://www.angelfire.com/indie/electrictooth/botchslap.mp3
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heheh. I think these are good.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Do we need another Stephen Hawking reference?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha.
I love it!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-18 11:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
absolutely. i can't wait until people start insulting each other for their 'voicewhores'; U SOUND FAT LOL. or even better when they start spooging over their keyboards for a voice of some internet fatty
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-18 06:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm thinking about doing one of these. Does anyone really want to know what Sphagnum sounds like?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 06:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sam Cassell http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2005-11/20334619.jpg
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-18 05:44:24 EDT (#)
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LOL
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:25:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:12:27 (#)
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Their head coach (Peter Laviolette (toilet?)) just looks like a huge rat to me. And Rod Brind'amour is potentially the ugliest person in sport.
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Steve McNair is a good deal uglier.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:12:27 EDT (#)
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Their head coach (Peter Laviolette (toilet?)) just looks like a huge rat to me. And Rod Brind'amour is potentially the ugliest person in sport.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:06:55 EDT (#)
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or perhaps I am still bitter about the defeat of the Alouettes against Edmonton on the last Grey Cup.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:05:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:51:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
I miss Bonzi Buddy :-(
WOO EDMONTON!! WOO PATRIOTISM TOWARDS CANADA!! YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE IT CAUL. YOU JUST CAN'T. EMBRACE THE UNITY!! YOU LOVE THE RED AND WHITE MAPLE LEAF!! I BET YOU'RE OUT IN THE STREETS NOW CELEBRATING THE WIN AND TELLING EVERYONE THE CUP SHOULD BE IN YOUR COUNTRY OF HOME, CANADA!!!
(I bet your skin crawls with this too)
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Actually, I have a soft spot for Carolina. If we're gonna get beat, might as well be by the champions. Never really gave a shit about the western conference either :-)
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:51:09 EDT (#)
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I miss Bonzi Buddy :-(
WOO EDMONTON!! WOO PATRIOTISM TOWARDS CANADA!! YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE IT CAUL. YOU JUST CAN'T. EMBRACE THE UNITY!! YOU LOVE THE RED AND WHITE MAPLE LEAF!! I BET YOU'RE OUT IN THE STREETS NOW CELEBRATING THE WIN AND TELLING EVERYONE THE CUP SHOULD BE IN YOUR COUNTRY OF HOME, CANADA!!!
(I bet your skin crawls with this too)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-17 21:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you confirmed the gayness.
But I'd still have drinks with you...while I tried to snag some beaver.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-17 21:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm surprised I didn't expect this.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-17 20:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That voice did not come out of your little Abercrombie and Fitch body.
If it did, you don't need reviews, you need a priest.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-17 20:02:32 EDT (#)
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I wonder where you got your inspiration for that one Jack ^_^
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:59:20 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, man!
Are you related to Stephen Hawking?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:58:04 EDT (#)
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Shit guys, all this time we've been abusing Dr Hawkins
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:13:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
copy/paste link into address bar.
http://www.angelfire.com/indie/electrictooth/botchslap.mp3
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
copy/paste link into address bar.
http://www.angelfire.com/indie/electrictooth/botchslap.mp3
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you might sound like that
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:45:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:30:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
And here, I was hoping for your voice so that i could make fun of you.
Now I'm all sad and emo like, damn you.
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Unless you live in a hole, I'm pretty sure you can hear voices so I don't get the point of posting it. And if you wanna hear a french-canadian accent, watch reruns of Celine Dion's neurosis on Larry King.
With that aside, I need to go buy steaks. *drools*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:38:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:29:08 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh come on now caul. I've spent my day chainsmoking in the residential equivalent of a prison cell trying to figure out if I'm flushing my life down the toilet or not.
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I'd have those interrogations about my life if I was with ETS too.
(I'm sorry, I like cheap shots :-))
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:37:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:25:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, are you absolutely sure that I could, using only English, get established in Montreal and live for a while until my French improves?
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You might not get a great job just with English. That's your only problem. Then again, lots of working environment are getting english only. There are english neighborhoods (check for West Island) but they are far too expensive for a newcomer to settle in.
The best "cultural" experience you would get is in the Plateau Mont-Royal (compared to Soho and deemed as one of the best area to live on the continent) and it's split between french and english people.
But it really depends on your money, your line of work or what kind of work you wanna do. And it also depends in what neighborhood you wanna live since they can be very different.
But yes, lots of people live only in English.
You should ask ess-arr or potatomanjack. Both are anglo Montrealers.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And here, I was hoping for your voice so that i could make fun of you.
Now I'm all sad and emo like, damn you.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh come on now caul. I've spent my day chainsmoking in the residential equivalent of a prison cell trying to figure out if I'm flushing my life down the toilet or not. Getting "OMG!1! U R0XX0RS!1!!!" from internet strangers is all I have.
Well, that and a copy of PlayHorse.
+1 for no disassemble
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, are you absolutely sure that I could, using only English, get established in Montreal and live for a while until my French improves?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO DISASSEMBLE!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like voicewhores. Whores in general, really. But OMG you sound hot can we have teh phonesex?
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's funny.