Uberusers Suck At Art. (1121 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 0.16 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hmmm (View user info) at 2006-06-17 19:16:54 EDT
inspired by: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89313
The one Uber thing I hate the most is when untalented Uberusers try to do something artistic. Nobody on here is talented. Noooobody. I could take a shit on a canvas, or film my self jerking off (or even record the sound of myself jerking off) and if I post it with some degree of seriousness everybody will plus two it. Beyond that, little weeners will chime in like they know a fucking thing or two.
"Well your composition is good and I'm a total douche."
"I like the way you contrasted the giant penis with the brown log, but it could have used more titties."
For those of you who plus two for the effort and not the product, I say fuck you as well. If an engineer puts a lot of effort into a bridge and it falls down its still a failure.
Alas. I take comfort in the fact that no one on Uber will ever go anywhere with anything artistic in the real world.
Now give me my plus two, assholes. \/
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-11 09:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The post was a +1 but this made it a +2 -
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:01:11 (#)
Ranking: -1
If an engineer puts a lot of effort into a bridge and it falls down its still a failure.
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True, but they still deserve more credit than the twat that chucks a twig at the river and claims it to be a bridge.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-06-21 16:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hear this squattail fellow plays a pretty mean guitar
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time, post a bigger picture...
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If an engineer puts a lot of effort into a bridge and it falls down its still a failure.
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True, but they still deserve more credit than the twat that chucks a twig at the river and claims it to be a bridge.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-19 04:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This, is art: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89256
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-06-19 03:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually liked everything about this post including all the reviews.
Banga
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-06-19 03:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like your dinosaur
and your corner sun
I used to did those too
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nuh.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
super!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
see, now what youve done there is confuse poetry for art. poetry is, in fact, shite.
so are magic, miming and musicals
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-18 12:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the existentialism of the filename reveals mankind's inner plight; the desire for that which is both unattainable and indefinable.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 12:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:19:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
man i really gotta learn how to post pictures.
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While you're at it, learn to draw, spell, type, and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-06-18 12:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:00:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:25:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
...people who have no talent project their hopelessness onto everyone around them...
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+2
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that picture is amazing! what is that? a van gogh? rembrandt? botecelli?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 04:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey hum
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-18 04:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget all uberusers also suck at poetry and short stories.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-06-18 02:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:34:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:19:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the best post ever
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:19:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the best post ever
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:25:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
...people who have no talent project their hopelessness onto everyone around them...
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+2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your penis giraffe is very close to the sun.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Little known fact: when people who have no talent project their hopelessness onto everyone around them, I get sad.
-2 for making me sad, damnit.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohhhhhh doodymunch!
I was hoping people would follow the link and I could get me some hits.
I guess my dreams were for not.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for dinosaur.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"For those of you who plus two for the effort and not the product, I say fuck you as well. If an engineer puts a lot of effort into a bridge and it falls down its still a failure."
Good thinkin
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Glad to have inspired you.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please bitch, I could shove a crayon up my cock and draw better than that.
What?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:23:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Take that back sir! THIS (http://www.ubersite.com/m/67192) is a work of sheer, unadulterated genius.
The drama! The conflict! The angst!
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And this here post http://www.ubersite.com/m/84244 is the end all be all for paint, so shut yo mouth fool.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Take that back sir! THIS (http://www.ubersite.com/m/67192) is a work of sheer, unadulterated genius.
The drama! The conflict! The angst!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the best post ever
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man i really gotta learn how to post pictures.