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D-Prime Madness presented by Darko : Round One Begins + Titles (1956 hits)

Category: General
Labels: d-prime_madness_2006

Rating: 1.24 on 107 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-06-17 19:24:09 EDT


And so we start the greatness 'greatocity.'

Round one of the third D-Prime Madness, the competition better in every way than Ubermadness, begins immediately. The 26 people whom decided that Ubersite needs a posting competition done in the name of awesome, with amazing efficiency, no committee, and no bullshit, will now immediately begin to compete for the humble title of 'Lord of Awesome.'

The titles for each match-up follow. I would provide the titles for future rounds, but I'm making this shit up as I go along; I didn't know what any of them were until minutes ago. Then again maybe I'm lying and have picked all the match-ups and titles in advance. All I can ask is that you shouldn't underestimate how lazy I am, and even with the possibility of being given the title 'Lord of Awesome' I'm not motivated to rig this thing.

Competitors can start posting immediately and have until the end of Round One to do so. The post must have the title given to your match-up. Remember, you are free to post whatever you feel will get a better rating than your opponent.

Tie-breakers are still:
1. Number of reviews
2. Most +2s
3. Fewest -2s (I do this as to take priority off the lowering/heightening power of 0s)
4. Hits

In this round the highest rated loser will also move on. In the next round the same thing will occur. This is because of the number of participants and the fact that I don't want to have any three way match-ups.

Titles...!

Round one:

Ghola against badassmofo: Beyond Salvation

Bubba2341 against Average_Dan: Stand On Your Seat

EchoBoxing against Hookhand: Under the Stars

Maiorano84 against Brdn_Nkd: From the Belly of the Whale

Kracka against Rad: Downcast with Hope

Orgasmatron against goferforhire: Anything But Mine

Axolotl against redskieslookfake: Give Up the Ghost

Sacrilicious against MrSmiley: On Pins and Needles

BobLobla against inion_de_trua: Isn't it Funny How Everything Works Out

ChristPuncher against CaptainThorns: Crowd on Their Feet

Joedaddy against Darko: Later, I promise.

The_Cyst_Master against corn_nugget: Let it Ride

DirtyDoubleEntendre against guiness: Unfamiliar Ceiling

Titles were picked by me randomly scrolling up and down and highlighting sentences from http://www.ubersite.com/m/85016 .

The question of whether to indicate in the title that the post was a part of D-Prime Madness came up, for my official stance see http://www.ubersite.com/m/89102#2025663

At 9:30pm Friday, in exactly six days, the successful posters are tallied and move on to Round Two. An entry must have 3 unique ratings in order to be valid, so be careful about posting at 9pm on Friday because you might end up forfeiting.

Good luck, and may the most awesome user win!

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-23 20:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Remember, the highest rated loser will move on also. If nobody posts for Give Up the Ghost then the second highest rated loser will also move on.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 20:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i got shit on by shlongy. this makes me sad. good comp though. Keep it going and finish it!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-23 17:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Way to make me post before you joedaddy http://www.ubersite.com/m/89586

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I want to take a nap :(.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beyond Salvation
ghola - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89445
badassmofo - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89508

Stand On Your Seat
Bubba2341 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89498
Average_Dan - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89500

Under the Stars
EchoBoxing - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89501
Hookhand - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89551

From the Belly of the Whale
Maiorano84 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89547
Brdn_Nkd - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89482

Downcast With Hope
kracka - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89412
rad1101 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89555

Anything But Mine
Orgasmatron - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89578
goferferhire - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89383

Give Up the Ghost
Axolotl -
redskieslookfake -

On Pins and Needles
Sacrilicious - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89406
MrSmiley - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89353

Isn't It Funny How Everything Works Out
BobLobla - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89428
inion_de_trua -

Crowd on Their Feet
ChristPuncher - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89535
CaptainThrons - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89464

Later, I Promise
Joedaddy -
Darko -

Let it Ride
The_Cyst_Master - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89423
corn_nugget -

Unfamiliar Ceiling
DirtyDoubleEntendre - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89438
guiness - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89330


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anything But Mine
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89578

Submitted by The_Mysterons (user info) at 2006-06-23 05:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

RED CIRCLE


BLUE CIRCLE

The Mysterons Will Return


END CREDITS FOR THIS WEEK

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-23 05:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DUN DUN DUN

Submitted by The_Mysterons (user info) at 2006-06-23 05:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This Is The Voice Of The Mysterons

GREEN CIRCLE



RED CIRCLE



This Contest Will Weaken Your Kind Further


SPOOKY MUSIC

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-23 04:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It also reads like Electro wrote it.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-23 04:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my post is kinda EMO

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-23 04:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89555

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-23 03:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

emo posts = instant +2 around here.

Always.

Good call Darko

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-23 03:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I rn around campus last night at 2 am taking pictures of various graffiti. I wish I could make that fit the title. I think I have an emo post in mind I can do though.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-23 03:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I went out for a walk to organise my thoughts, and I think I might have something.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-23 03:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, no, no.

Rad, you should do one about the struggles of Nikolai Tesla, and his ambition for the advancement, and utilization of AC power,

and

Darko, you should do one about a kid that desperately wants to devain a shrimp.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-23 03:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Or about man's first powered flight, whichever.


Ooooh do a story about a submarine!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-23 03:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rad should do a story (which may be fictitcious) about his old art college days, Darko should do a post about rape.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-23 03:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I got notyhin


Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-23 03:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you both suck ass

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-23 02:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

just so you know my title sucks ass

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-23 02:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Me too. I think it would be frowned upon if I forfieted in my own competition.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-23 01:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I suppose I should write something.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-23 01:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beyond Salvation
ghola - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89445
badassmofo - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89508

Stand On Your Seat
Bubba2341 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89498
Average_Dan - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89500


Under the Stars
EchoBoxing - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89501
Hookhand - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89551

From the Belly of the Whale
Maiorano84 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89547
Brdn_Nkd - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89482

Downcast With Hope
kracka - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89412
rad1101 -

Anything But Mine
Orgasmatron -
goferferhire - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89383

Give Up the Ghost
Axolotl -
redskieslookfake -

On Pins and Needles
Sacrilicious - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89406
MrSmiley - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89353

Isn't It Funny How Everything Works Out
BobLobla - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89428
inion_de_trua -

Crowd on Their Feet
ChristPuncher - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89535
CaptainThrons - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89464

Later, I Promise
Joedaddy -
Darko -

Let it Ride
The_Cyst_Master - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89423
corn_nugget -

Unfamiliar Ceiling
DirtyDoubleEntendre - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89438
guiness -

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-22 21:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


http://www.ubersite.com/m/89547

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-22 21:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-22 20:23:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a Gravy-assed title Jake, don't be a wanker!
========
Are you saying Jake is the Fake? Gimme a break.
Should jump in teh lake.

C'mon, Redskies, ya fuckin' dork, if I could post dogshit so can you.

RATE MY POST, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-22 20:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-22 08:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Must sadly withdraw.


Nothing has struck me.


Apologies.
======

DO YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND STRIKE YOU?

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-22 20:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a Gravy-assed title Jake, don't be a wanker!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-22 10:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-22 08:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Must sadly withdraw.


Nothing has struck me.


Apologies.

---

You have until tomorrow night.
There's still time, chappy.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-22 10:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89508


HERE'S YOUR GODDAMN POST MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKING SPANISH WHELP

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-22 09:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you still have time. get on it man!


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-22 08:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Must sadly withdraw.


Nothing has struck me.


Apologies.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-22 02:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Beyond Salvation
ghola - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89445
badassmofo -

Stand On Your Seat
Bubba2341 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89498
Average_Dan - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89500


Under the Stars
EchoBoxing - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89501
Hookhand -

From the Belly of the Whale
Maiorano84 -
Brdn_Nkd - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89482

Downcast With Hope
kracka - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89412
rad1101 -

Anything But Mine
Orgasmatron -
goferferhire - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89383

Give Up the Ghost
Axolotl -
redskieslookfake -

On Pins and Needles
Sacrilicious - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89406
MrSmiley - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89353

Isn't It Funny How Everything Works Out
BobLobla - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89428
inion_de_trua -

Crowd on Their Feet
ChristPuncher -
CaptainThrons - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89464

Later, I Promise
Joedaddy -
Darko -

Let it Ride
The_Cyst_Master - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89423
corn_nugget -

Unfamiliar Ceiling
DirtyDoubleEntendre - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89438
guiness -

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-22 01:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89501

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-22 01:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's ok Bubba, here's mine: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89500

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-21 21:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rip this to shreds. It sucks the big one.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89498



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-21 16:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks, O.

Are these being uberboarded at some point?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beyond Salvation
ghola - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89445
badassmofo -

Stand On Your Seat
Bubba2341 -
Average_Dan -

Under the Stars
EchoBoxing -
Hookhand -

From the Belly of the Whale
Maiorano84 -
Brdn_Nkd - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89482

Downcast With Hope
kracka - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89412
rad1101 -

Anything But Mine
Orgasmatron -
goferferhire - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89383

Give Up the Ghost
Axolotl -
redskieslookfake -

On Pins and Needles
Sacrilicious - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89406
MrSmiley - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89353

Isn't It Funny How Everything Works Out
BobLobla - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89428
inion_de_trua -

Crowd on Their Feet
ChristPuncher -
CaptainThrons - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89464

Later, I Promise
Joedaddy -
Darko -

Let it Ride
The_Cyst_Master - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89423
corn_nugget -

Unfamiliar Ceiling
DirtyDoubleEntendre - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89438
guiness -

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-17 22:59:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

Shlongy vs. Severe Lack o' Interest is on deck
-------------------------------------------

That and the fact that I wasted time on a D-Prime II post.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

there's mine: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89482

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-21 09:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crowd On Their Feet: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89464

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-21 03:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i send one right down the middle of the plate and you go and foul it off...

with your first swing anyway

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-21 02:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I lied, my real answer is.....








Later, I promise.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-21 02:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No timetable set. Tomorrow I don't think I'll have free time, so probably thursday.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-21 02:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

daarko, when joo com'n out witha yur store E?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-21 01:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Email Verified!
Now go forth and multiply.

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-20 22:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't worry darko/blueboy, I'll take over where you left off.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-20 19:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89445

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-20 16:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89438
It sucks, but it was my first serious post.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

D-PRIME MADNESS ROUND 1 --> http://www.ubersite.com/m/89428

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-20 10:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89423

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-20 08:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well I suppose I should get started on this comp being that two damn n00bs have already knocked me out of Uber-Go-Round.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-20 07:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beyond Salvation....um....Beyond Cliche?

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-20 05:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He wants to DESTROY YOU.



Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-06-20 05:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:29:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Why did you put me up against the only uberuser I hang out with on a regular basis?
----

i wanted to ask the same thing

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-06-20 05:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89412

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-20 04:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Har har HURRICANED

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

har har electro quote

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Tsk tsk tsk" said the boss

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Way to be.

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*emo tears* etc.

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It figures that after my account gets banned I think of three things to post about.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DONT YOU DARE GET BLUEBOY BANNED YOU IDJIT

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*cries emo tears*

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dipshit.

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I went through all of orgasmatron's posts and most of goferforhire's and gave them all +2s. There must be some thing against going through 200 posts in an hour or something. One post I could rate, next required verification.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck did you do this time?

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

UNBAN DARKO!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Because I am a heartless bastard. Friendships will be broken, lives will be ruined, and one poster will reign over all as the Lord of Awesome.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why did you put me up against the only uberuser I hang out with on a regular basis?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

On Pins and Needles

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89406

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-19 14:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

D-Prime Madness presented by Darko : Round One Begins + Titles (666 hits)

Ca-razy

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-19 14:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89383



Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh Bubba, when brothers are pitted against each other.

I wish you the best of luck in this tourney.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck me. that's some stiff competition. Good luck mariano.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-19 06:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rating: 13 on 31 reviews
---------------------
My rating is craaaaaaaaaazy

Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-06-19 06:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89353

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm inside you already. Grab your ankles.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:54:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

But how many know you in the Biblical sense? Hmm? Hmm?
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That number is at least one person less than I'd like it to be, Orgasmatron.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:32:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-06-18 11:24:19 (#)
Ranking: 1

I am neither as female nor as well known as Sacrilicious.

I have a story for that title though.
My story.
Or at least one of my stories. But I do not know whether I should write it.
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Dude, I wouldn't worry about it- like, 3 people know me.

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But how many know you in the Biblical sense? Hmm? Hmm?

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

word


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally, I've been waiting for this for so long! Can I join?
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Damn it D_Prime, you were supposed to be angry so I could do a "I was fired from the D-Prime Madness committee" post.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:32:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-06-18 11:24:19 (#)
Ranking: 1

I am neither as female nor as well known as Sacrilicious.

I have a story for that title though.
My story.
Or at least one of my stories. But I do not know whether I should write it.
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Dude, I wouldn't worry about it- like, 3 people know me.

As for your story, go for it. Good luck, man.
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Who are you?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-06-18 11:24:19 (#)
Ranking: 1

I am neither as female nor as well known as Sacrilicious.

I have a story for that title though.
My story.
Or at least one of my stories. But I do not know whether I should write it.
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Dude, I wouldn't worry about it- like, 3 people know me.

As for your story, go for it. Good luck, man.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Luck* even



I think I'm retarded

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Good look Axo

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Had to think of something to say in my comment.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:32:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually I can't because I don't spend enough time on here.
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Then why the fuck didja ask, ya donk? :-D


Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually I can't because I don't spend enough time on here.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally, I've been waiting for this for so long! Can I join?
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I think that's Darko's call. If you can find one more person,
I wouldn't opposed to the idea. Ask Darko.


Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally, I've been waiting for this for so long! Can I join?

Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-06-18 11:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I am neither as female nor as well known as Sacrilicious.

I have a story for that title though.
My story.
Or at least one of my stories. But I do not know whether I should write it.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-18 06:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I lied when I said I killed myself and YOU lied when you said you would come do it for me.

WE'RE ALL LIARS.

Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-18 02:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And it's STILL not my fault you write stilted dialogue.


Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-18 02:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bubba2341
"Had a little drink about
an hour ago and it went right to my head." Name the movie.



That would be my pet name for MrsBubba.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 02:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-18 02:24:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 02:00:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:48:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this? The d'uber Special Olympics?
_________________________
Eat shit and die, Mr, "literary agent."
You are the most worthless piece of shit in the universe,
you lying cocksucker. Bite me. . .



My my my. What a large vocabulary. So manly and virile, you be.
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You wantsa talk 'bout my vocaliberry? OK, Mr. Agent.

If we were to speak of the verbal abilities of either of us, you would lose.

Fornicate thyself, big boy, I'm old and I need to go to bed. "Had a little drink about
an hour ago and it went right to my head." Name the movie, peabrain. . .

Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-18 02:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 02:00:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:48:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this? The d'uber Special Olympics?
_________________________
Eat shit and die, Mr, "literary agent."
You are the most worthless piece of shit in the universe,
you lying cocksucker. Bite me. . .



My my my. What a large vocabulary. So manly and virile, you be.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 02:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:48:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this? The d'uber Special Olympics?
_________________________
Eat shit and die, Mr, "literary agent."
You are the most worthless piece of shit in the universe,
you lying cocksucker. Bite me. . .


Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this? The d'uber Special Olympics?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jgreening???

aaahahaha, good one darko dude

goo'd ruck

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you picked our title?

you got balls darko, i'll give you that



Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-17 23:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, bother...

This doesn't bode well for me.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-17 22:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shlongy vs. Severe Lack o' Interest is on deck

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-17 22:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


This should be fun.

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-17 22:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-06-17 19:24:09

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In this round the highest rated loser will also move on.



I consider you all to be high rated losers.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you for posting this early. Better to find out before I start drinking.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I realize I posted this early, but I'm hoping by 10pm I'll be too drunk to type.


Homer: I'm just a big fool.

Karl: Oh no, you're not!

Homer: How do you know?

Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!

Simpson and Delilah