Voicewhore: Paid in full (1610 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1.89 on 72 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2006-06-18 16:01:43 EDT
The recording is dodgy because I made it by plugging the earphones from my husband's Ipod into the microphone socket and talking into it.
Original by electro http://www.ubersite.com/m/70816
paid in full.mp3 (1 MB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, Comment.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
females' british accents are so hot
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ffv+2
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2007-01-19 00:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ffv+2.....scumbag south east accent.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY ISN'T THIS ON MOST HEATED?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-07 10:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
abcdefg, H!!! ijklmnop...
It's not a fucking mythological beast, th1ndy, h, aitch, hatecsh, is a consonant - you're just like that guy who says the 'olocaust didn't 'appen.
.... mafffia my arse.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-07 10:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to narrate all my work. :)
SLEEP WITH THE FISHIES!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST CHOICE AWARD.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-20 14:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm giving this a +2 not because i've listened to this but because you used the word dodgy and it just reminded me of the words "dodgy boob job" scrawled on a photo set that got rejected from london. i really really like british people. well sometimes. sorta.
the stupid things that make me laugh...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fuckin love you
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-19 15:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:05:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:03:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
"He paid in full with his life."
Fucking CHILLS.
Chills, goosebumps, the whole thing.
This was a masterpiece not only of content, but also of execution.
Marvelous.
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Plus chicks with British accents are H-O-T.
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UNLESS they look British, you mean.
I jest, I jest.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 15:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all toff, no chav - JonnyX approves
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:21:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the summer holidays soon though, and then I go on Maternity leave for 6 months at the end of September.
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wait, you mean your already enormo gazongas will become even BIGGER???? I am assuming you'll be on bed rest then.
Uber demands pics of those...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-06-19 14:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+fucking 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hawt
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to fuck your voicebox.
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Isn't that incest or something?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to fuck your voicebox.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's yer quintessential British-lady accent, right there.
Nice choice of material, too.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:03:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
"He paid in full with his life."
Fucking CHILLS.
Chills, goosebumps, the whole thing.
This was a masterpiece not only of content, but also of execution.
Marvelous.
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Plus chicks with British accents are H-O-T.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To fit the times...
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"He paid in full with his life."
Fucking CHILLS.
Chills, goosebumps, the whole thing.
This was a masterpiece not only of content, but also of execution.
Marvelous.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-19 02:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This sounded much better being read aloud than it looked on the screen.
You sound nothing like I expected.
-Dave
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-19 02:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Surely Mafia is an Italian word anyway. I'll say it the Italian way next time, if someone tells me how.
I don't work for the BBC, no, I work for the local council. I do it for the kids.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd totally buy a car if you did the voicework for the in-dash travel/safety assistant.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-09 21:08:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Guess it's time for all of us to write some awesome posts.
You first. . .
************
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-09 21:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm trying to figure out a way to do it with sound
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at least my thought processes are still ahead of the curve
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-18 19:28:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you work for the BBC?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:38:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
"... bits of money WERE being pocketed..."
God damn Southerners... ;)
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If that's the only piece of grammar that you saw a problem with then that's a problem...
Holy hell you sound different.
"Cindy Penney, SBS News."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Being from North Jersey/New York, home of the mafia, I have to say you pronounced it wrong.
Your accent surprised me for some reason.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:53:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought your voice would be a lot deeper, but you sound like you are narrating Spot the Dog.
And that IS how you pronounce mafia
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You English butcher your own language to the point where you're hardly understandable. Sad, really.
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I understood it. Each his own
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:43:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
you sound like the discovery channel.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-18 19:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you work for the BBC?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-18 19:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was delightful
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well it's about time someone did it.
FAN
TAS
TIC,
Cindy!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought your voice would be a lot deeper, but you sound like you are narrating Spot the Dog.
And that IS how you pronounce mafia
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You English butcher your own language to the point where you're hardly understandable. Sad, really.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can only hear "It was Sunday, July 27th, 2008." wtf
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:09:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
haha... I have to read stuff to the kids all day at work. At the moment we are reading 'Of Mice and Men' I wish someone would teach me a good American accent for Lennie.
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You English are rubbish at American accents. Don't ask me how I know this. ;)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for using an earpiece as a microphone! Ahhhh, the simple wonders of analog signals!
You should read this to your students.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought your voice would be a lot deeper, but you sound like you are narrating Spot the Dog.
And that IS how you pronounce mafia
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:08:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
You say MAAAAA-fia, MAAAAAA like a sheep says BAAAAAA
It's MAW-fia, only sans W, as in MA, MAKE ME A TURKEY AND SWISS ON RYE!
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:06:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
how do you say mafia then?
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Like that.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You say MAAAAA-fia, MAAAAAA like a sheep says BAAAAAA
It's MAW-fia, only sans W, as in MA, MAKE ME A TURKEY AND SWISS ON RYE!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how do you say mafia then?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every time you said mafia, I winced in pain. Still +2 worthy though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you sound like the discovery channel.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, this is the stuff DREAMS are made of. I never realised just how terrible the grammar was until it was read aloud to me.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:53:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:45:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:42:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Death Jester- are you suggesting that I should have corrected Electro's grammar?
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That would be more blasphemous than editing the bible.
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The bible has more revisions and versions than the Guinness Book of Records.
And they redo that each year.
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mmmmm... yeah, but I'm not actually a Christian. I honestly think Electro has a much a right as Jesus to claim that he is god's son.
That is to say, none whatsoever.
Oh yeah, and Electro tells cooler stories.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-18 17:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What was great was that you didn't burst out laughing in the middle of it, as if this was a serious piece of social commentary which needed to be expressed.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:45:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:42:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Death Jester- are you suggesting that I should have corrected Electro's grammar?
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That would be more blasphemous than editing the bible.
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The bible has more revisions and versions than the Guinness Book of Records.
And they redo that each year.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No. I am suggesting that I am a douche.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:42:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Death Jester- are you suggesting that I should have corrected Electro's grammar?
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That would be more blasphemous than editing the bible.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Death Jester- are you suggesting that I should have corrected Electro's grammar?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"... bits of money WERE being pocketed..."
God damn Southerners... ;)
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha...paid.in.full.
you sounbd like a reporter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You shit yourself you know? Film it and sell it to the Germans. For maximum appeal you must also stop shaving NOW. And perhaps invest in a merkin
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe.
Maf-ia.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a way to go before I can post about childbirth- I can't even force myself to look at the pictures yet. I'm a bit scared!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Won. He should have won. I'm illiterate.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh - I do hope you post about your child birth experience - and be honest about it - not like most women are - making it out like it's the worst thing ever. It stings a bit. Piece of piss.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro should have one. That really is a great story.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I already work in an Inner city comprehensive school!
It's the summer holidays soon though, and then I go on Maternity leave for 6 months at the end of September. Thankyou British taxpayers!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you leaving your job to work in inner city comprehensive schools (hint - don't).
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberc1ndy.at.gmail.com
My work one will still be OK for a month or so.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or - if you're squeamish - send me one redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk and i'll reply to that
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know Pompey accents. Not particularly evident in yours. What's your proper email address again?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn Mighty Mouse
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:14:39 EDT (#)
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My parents think I have acquired a horrible Portsmouth accent.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:12:39 EDT (#)
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You sound a bit like Hattie Hayridge.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha... I have to read stuff to the kids all day at work. At the moment we are reading 'Of Mice and Men' I wish someone would teach me a good American accent for Lennie.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-18 16:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me want to sit at a desk and turn to page 263 in my textbook.