A Father's Day Poem (507 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.28 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by gina (View user info) at 2006-06-18 18:21:54 EDT
I got no job, I got no cash, my wobbly knees are
shakin,
So what I need right now's a hero come to save my
bacon.
Lucky that I know when all my life is at its worst,
In will fly my Mighty Dad; swooping down headfirst!
He'll seize my fears around their necks and rend them
into parts,
He'll tear my nightmares loin to lip and feast upon
their hearts!
Through steely eyes of gloom and death my sorrow he
surveys,
And crushes it beneath his boot, his sword and shield
ablaze!
And woe to all who face him for his vengence knows no
bounds,
Upon a demon horse he rides, the Furies be his hounds!
Lo! My angst will flee in fear, upon my dread he'll
glut,
He'll turn my life to auric joy...
And pigs fly out my butt.
User Reviews
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it. Funny :o)
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad. Bit short.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-19 06:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shutup
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worth Reading (0)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was actually good stuff, even with the surprise ending.
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL'ing @ Bubba's comment.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shake'n bake and I helped
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 18:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post the picture of pigs flying out of your butt.