The Vagina Theosaurus (NSFW) (3739 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (View user info) at 2006-06-18 20:05:36 EDT
first post is a shit one, sorry! try to ignore my really bad spelling, i'm dyslexic, i.e. retarded.
A: Axe wound
B: beef curtains, bitch hole,
C: clam, clunge,cunt, crab patty, camel toe, cunny, cumbucket, clag, clange
D: dirty taco, dingy cum bucket,
E: entrance, Eliza's special smelly garbage can
F: flange, front bottom, flesh flaps, flabs, fishtrap
G: ground zero, growler, gash, guiche's sidekick, grease pocket,
H: hairy axe wound, Harold's aunties fresh flesh flaps,
I: incubator, inverted penis,
J: jam hole, jizz bucket, jerk pit,
K: kipper, kebab, klansmans codpiece,
L: love tunnel, lassoo, love lips, log swallower, lost temple of doom, labial walled prison
M: minge, muff, mushy meat pie, mini moo, mooey, mear fridge, meat flaps
N: Nadia's not got one,
O: ovary temple, obscure object pocket,
P: punani, poof's nightmare, penis playground, penny slot, Paddy Ashdowns paddock, prick casing, pin cushion
Q: quimm, queen mary's dirty dank hole, quiche, quintus et cornalia,
R: rectum defender, rabbit forest, runway, rapists paradise, rapehole, rancid scrut pocket,
S: sausage wallet,sideways Sloppy Joe, slit, slimey salamander, St. Helens passage, slimey flesh tunnel,
T: twat, twazzock, twinge, twinkey bucket, toss tunnel, Taliban hideout, tunnel of love, torpedo tube, taco, trout farm, twin flaps, tuna panini, time gentlemen please,
U: übergash, undercarriage,
V: vagina, vag, verticle smile, valley of semen,
W: willy warmer, wet glove, wind tunnel, warm walls, WANKMASTER 5000, wound,
X: xena's greek myth,
Y: Ying-Wang,
Z: Zenpit
User Reviews
Submitted by TheEchoesOfTheFall (user info) at 2009-03-08 04:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Taliban hideout? lol..
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-08 01:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-16 15:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like.
^^^^^^^^
Me too.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-03-07 22:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about SatansPetMonkey
User id: 2390
Registered on or around: 2003-08-30 16:37:34
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 25
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 8
# Hits: 187
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
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Any particular reason you decided to bring you're retarded ass back?
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Doodles: Dumbass then, even dumber now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
any list of vagina names that does not include 'salty whisker biscuit' gets a -2 from me
how it goes
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Quite liked. If you're dyslexic get a spell checker on your internet, that's what I've got.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-16 15:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-27 20:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A score!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The fact that I saw this and thought "First poster" and then checked your stats really didn't help you.
Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nah, just the inability to access a computer due to being in the army and away from home and any internet for a while.... that any laziness. dont hate me uber.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:24:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Im guessing an alter someone only just remembered they had, yeah?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
S: SatansPetMonkey
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Copy and paste something tomorrow!!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Either you went the lazy route and cut and paste this, or you honestly have no life.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you havent been around a PC in nearly 3 years? Where the hell have you been? The 16th century?
Pull the other one chief, its got bells on
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
strangly enough...I didn't see pussy
Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just not been around a pc since i registered all those years ago... and dove it came from a convo at the pub, not a cut and paste job.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im guessing an alter someone only just remembered they had, yeah?
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cut & paste..
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Admission. With a user ID in the 2000s, you should know better. I'll take it back if you just woke up from a coma or something.
Should've been titled "Vagina-saurus".
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-19 05:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awful
I considering smiling at N.
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2006-06-19 05:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch wrinkle
Lady crease
spongey middle
Puntang
Sugar puff
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-06-19 03:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Vastly incomplete.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-19 02:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This stinks of being the first alt.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2006-06-19 01:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything you ever wanted to know about ConorJS
User id: 20942
what a douche.
sausage wallet made me smile
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-06-18 23:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because you registered a gagillion years ago
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so wait, you've been a member for like SEVEN YEARS!?!? and you never posted?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen better (-1) to the max.
But it's also your first post, and if your first post isn't a +2, it's gonna be a -2.
So here ya go! -2.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero...Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!
-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about SatansPetMonkey
User id: 2390
Registered on or around: 2003-08-30 16:37:34
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 25
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 8
# Hits: 187
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
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Any particular reason you decided to bring you're retarded ass back?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot snizz.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Carlin-esque?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
N: Nappy Dugout
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sucks being an uber n00b
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
text is safe for work
Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
M: moose knuckle
S: slam hole
Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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