Voicewhore: 100 seconds of ghey (729 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.43 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2006-06-18 20:44:46 EDT
The recording was made by pressing my face up against the sound port of my laptop computer, breathing into it in a sweaty, deranged manner. You'd have to be deranged to read Habeeb.
Re 16 y/olds, an Orgasmatron poem, and a Habeeb song. Originally seen here:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1094550800586326291
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80849#1738179
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74724
GO FRITO CHILI CHEESE CORN CHIPS!
8.45 megabytes...? This better work.
Happy Father's Day
is this what my voice really sounds like.mpeg (8 MB) [audio/wav]
User Reviews
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89321
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:21:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound like a homo.
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Our fears were confirmed.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-19 11:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound like a homo.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lishy - http://www.ubersite.com/m/84953#1870587
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 23:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:27:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
MY voice is bad; I mumble, talk fast, have an odd pitch that isn't deep but it isn't high either, about the same as when I was 12, and I can't roll my r's for shit, so I sound even worse when I try to stumble my way through speaking spanish to the fucking alien who works at the bank.
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When I'm nervous or excited, I talk insanely fast, and in a low voice that causes people to ask me to repeat myself. I do a good Irish/Derry accent, from being around Irish people a lot. I've fought stuttering for about ten years now, though it's been getting a lot better in the last six motnhs.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 23:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:56:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Strange choice of material, I'd say. I'd have guessed you'd pick the thing I wrote about you becoming king and being serviced by uberwomenz.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:55:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
If there isn't punctuation at the end of a line then CONTINUE TO THE NEXT LINE.
I demand a new recording, with a proper reading.
*Grumble grumble*
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You'll not get me to repost a NINE MEGABYTE file again, it was long enough waiting the first time. I forgot about the Uberwomen servicing, but I'd still pick the ten gigs, ten gigs of mp3s poem. It seems so fitting...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 23:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-18 23:03:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:57:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's an old Vidwhore of me with blonde hair:
http://www.wintertwilightproductions.com/behold.html
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With all the plot of a gay porn.
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Blame Jared.
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ATTN: GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 23:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:00:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG UR VOICE IS TEH HOTNESS
Very distinguished for jailbait, Ax.
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Don't worry, I wouldn't press charges. No need for statutory girl-on-guy rape.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-18 23:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:57:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's an old Vidwhore of me with blonde hair:
http://www.wintertwilightproductions.com/behold.html
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With all the plot of a gay porn.
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Blame Jared.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's an old Vidwhore of me with blonde hair:
http://www.wintertwilightproductions.com/behold.html
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With all the plot of a gay porn.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's an old Vidwhore of me with blonde hair:
http://www.wintertwilightproductions.com/behold.html
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY voice is bad; I mumble, talk fast, have an odd pitch that isn't deep but it isn't high either, about the same as when I was 12, and I can't roll my r's for shit, so I sound even worse when I try to stumble my way through speaking spanish to the fucking alien who works at the bank.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:56:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Strange choice of material, I'd say. I'd have guessed you'd pick the thing I wrote about you becoming king and being serviced by uberwomenz.
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Hey yeah, I think I was one of teh womenz. Where is that thing, anyway? Of COURSE it was a review and not a post, so I'd never find it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:09:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:07:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it all, everyone has a better, more understandable voice than I do .
Go die.
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All right then.
I actually thought I sounded bad. The thing is, I got strangely embarassed for some reason, which is unlike me. I sing and do weird voices all the time, but this just wasn't coming out good.
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No you have a voice similar to one of hte men who read the books on tapes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-18 22:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG UR VOICE IS TEH HOTNESS
Very distinguished for jailbait, Ax.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Strange choice of material, I'd say. I'd have guessed you'd pick the thing I wrote about you becoming king and being serviced by uberwomenz.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If there isn't punctuation at the end of a line then CONTINUE TO THE NEXT LINE.
I demand a new recording, with a proper reading.
*Grumble grumble*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:23:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:03:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what beeb really sounds like
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86596
OK I give in, I'll do one of these Voicewhore things. The Habeeb one probably doesn't suffice.
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Accented people are funny lololol
I'm used to Irish and North Irish accents as I live in the same house with three Irish-accented people, and know a hell of a lot more where I live. Filthy and C1ndy scared me though...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.3 on 37 reviews would be much more weet.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:03:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what beeb really sounds like
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86596
OK I give in, I'll do one of these Voicewhore things. The Habeeb one probably doesn't suffice.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:P
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.3 on 13 reviews
weet
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:06:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I dun feel like opening it. But I haven't honest to god read any of your stuff since pandemic. So heres a +2
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haha.
weet.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:06:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for this stupid bandwagon.
+2 for realizing you're gay.
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I'm a firm supporter of honesty.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:07:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it all, everyone has a better, more understandable voice than I do .
Go die.
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All right then.
I actually thought I sounded bad. The thing is, I got strangely embarassed for some reason, which is unlike me. I sing and do weird voices all the time, but this just wasn't coming out good.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it all, everyone has a better, more understandable voice than I do .
Go die.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dun feel like opening it. But I haven't honest to god read any of your stuff since pandemic. So heres a +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for this stupid bandwagon.
+2 for realizing you're gay.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:03:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what beeb really sounds like
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Has anyone ever met him? Is Habeeb Thomas even his real name? I imaging him as something akin to Beavis. Butt-head is the Bosh Man.
I did a fourth part, one of Bosh man's posts, but I cut it because it was too long, and sounded really bad. Normal voice is best for me.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 21:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what beeb really sounds like
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:56:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
It DID take forever to load.
I'm starting to get creeped out listening to everyone's voices...it just confirms for me that there are actual people behind these usernames.
Frightening.
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I used to think you all were alters of Bart.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It DID take forever to load.
I'm starting to get creeped out listening to everyone's voices...it just confirms for me that there are actual people behind these usernames.
Frightening.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:53:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
Horrible Beeb voice.
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I know. It felt weird speaking to a microphone to all you people. I was more comfortable in my normal voice.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Horrible Beeb voice.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-18 20:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It worked...after about five minutes of loading.
Anyone see Prairie Home Companion? How is that?