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Rating: -0.4 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by tarnation (View user info) at 2006-06-19 07:04:55 EDT


So the soccer is on, and Australia made it to the world cup. I don't like the sport, and have hung shit on it for years, dismissed it as a "wogs game", a "girl's game" and "a fucken poofter faggot game for gay cunts".

But cunts love a bandwagon. It happened last year when Sydney Swans made the AFL (Australian Football League) grand final and then won. Every cunt was suddenly a Swans fan. Now AFL is a fucken ridiculous sport, and the sudden rush of fair-weather fans was even more ridiculous.

It happened with the Danny Green - Anthony Mundine fight. Cunts used to hate Mundine, but then they all jumped on his bandwagon saying how good he was. Cunts HATED Mundine, a self described: "Aboriginal Muslim" who had a point of view on every issue under the sun, but no fucken idea. Mundine won, and all the uni student cunts were jumping up and down in my pub cheering him on. Bandwagon cunts.

Soccer is the latest bandwagon. Everyone has a Socceroos flag hanging from their car. They can all fuck off.


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Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:59:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

lets see how many people support soccer in Australia now , see how long it lasts until the next world cup

shame about the way we went out though


i have to go to bed
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don't use my log on anymore cunt

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lets see how many people support soccer in Australia now , see how long it lasts until the next world cup

shame about the way we went out though


i have to go to bed



Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-22 09:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-22 08:49:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:17:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

How terrible for a nation to get behind their national side in the biggest competition in the world which they have qualified for for the first time in twenty years! Bow your heads in shame Australia!
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32 years cock boy!
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I was being kind Mr Monroe.

Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-22 08:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:23:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Mundine's a fucking arsehole...

In fact Im going off now to read some of the stupid shit that dickhead says.
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yeah what an ignorant fuck


Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-22 08:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:17:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

How terrible for a nation to get behind their national side in the biggest competition in the world which they have qualified for for the first time in twenty years! Bow your heads in shame Australia!
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32 years cock boy!

Submitted by lossy (user info) at 2006-06-20 07:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And you dont even know the name of your own fucking continent twat!

Its Australasia not australia - thats the country you live in cock face

Submitted by lossy (user info) at 2006-06-20 07:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cunt

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

got spanked by Brazil

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-19 17:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:09:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm pretty sure the Australian parliament passed a law insisting that the sport be refered to as football.

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I'm pretty sure everyone that calls it "football" is an ignorant butt-pirate who cant get it through their skull that FUCKLOADS OF SPORTS ARE CALLED FOOTBALL (NFL - National FOOTBALL League... AFL - Australian FOOTBALL League.... RFU - Rugby FOOTBALL Union... Gaelic FOOTBALL... etc etc etc etc)and calling it "soccer" is just an easy way to differentiate it from them. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINGING SOCCER FAGGOTS. Go prance around in a paddock whilst rubbing each others asses, it seems to be the favorite pasttime of most soccer players/fans.

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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:45:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit post, and it's fucking FOOTBALL not soccer? For fuck sake people, don't copy those yankee pricks! They are the only cunts who call it soccer.

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First, read the above, then realise that it's DEFINATELY not "just americans" that call it soccer, dumbass.

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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:24:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Australia deserves to go through. Then again so does Croatia. I suppose Australia will always be the football champions of...whatever you call that continent...oceania?

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Oceania isn't a continent asshat. The CONTINENT is called "Australia", retard. Oceania refers to the region of the Pacific Ocean that contains Australia, New Zealand, and the Pacific Islands. You might want to actually take a look at an atlas at some point in your life.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-06-19 10:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit post, and it's fucking FOOTBALL not soccer? For fuck sake people, don't copy those yankee pricks! They are the only cunts who call it soccer.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You could've done a lot more with this.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-19 09:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mundine's a fucking arsehole...

In fact Im going off now to read some of the stupid shit that dickhead says.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Funny, th weightloss thing no one cares about rates WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY higher than this, cockfag.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:10:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:09:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm pretty sure the Australian parliament passed a law insisting that the sport be refered to as football.
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I'm pretty sure you are a fuckwit



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He is a fuckwit but so are you. If you don't like the sport don't watch it. -1 for calling it "a wog's game".

Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FOOTBALL

Fucking convict

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-19 08:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you lost me after the first paragraph

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Whiney twat.

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:30:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't get off the tried and true bandwagn of hating you, ya daft cock.
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fuck off you fat cunt, always on here posting about some small weight loss like anyone cares. no one does.
you.
fat.
cunt.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't get off the tried and true bandwagn of hating you, ya daft cock.

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:25:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

As a Newcastle United and England fan I can well appreciate that. Still, I have no problem with a nation having pride in their football team.
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Nah me neither, but its fairweather fans that get me.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

As a Newcastle United and England fan I can well appreciate that. Still, I have no problem with a nation having pride in their football team.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Australia deserves to go through. Then again so does Croatia. I suppose Australia will always be the football champions of...whatever you call that continent...oceania?

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:17:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

How terrible for a nation to get behind their national side in the biggest competition in the world which they have qualified for for the first time in twenty years! Bow your heads in shame Australia!
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True sport fans get behind their team even when they are not in the headlines, not just because the sunday paper handed out free flags. No one will care after we get knocked out by the croats.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How terrible for a nation to get behind their national side in the biggest competition in the world which they have qualified for for the first time in twenty years! Bow your heads in shame Australia!

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We have them in the states too.


They're called Red Sox fans.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:09:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm pretty sure the Australian parliament passed a law insisting that the sport be refered to as football.
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I'm pretty sure you are a fuckwit

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-19 07:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm pretty sure the Australian parliament passed a law insisting that the sport be refered to as football.


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