Long Lost Uberusers: Volume One - "The Febs" (775 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.81 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jewfag (View user info) at 2006-06-19 19:25:35 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/u/February_baf
The first installment in this one-part series is February_Baf, a.k.a. "The Febs".
The Febs registered on Ubersite almost two years ago and posted 27 times during his two and a half months of activity. His camwhore revealed him to be an apparently homeless middle-aged black man. His wife, Rita Baf, was an obese white woman.
The Febs was known primarily for his indecipherable grammar and spelling, along with two main catchphrases. "I'm calling yo fags out" or "I'm calling yo out, fags" was used in some form in most of his posted. The verb "baf" was his most important catchphrase. Nobody was ever quite clear on what it meant to "get baffed" but The Febs remained relentless with his constant threats of baffings.
The Febs' Notable Accomplishments:
- Directly plagiarizing posts from the MVM list a total of five times
- Unintentionally impregnating Rita Baf, only to have her secretly post about it under his username (http://www.ubersite.com/m/38800)
- Penning a touching eulogy to his apparently deceased wife (http://www.ubersite.com/m/41172)
- Being either hated or ignored by everyone
- Getting banned, I assume
The Febs may have been an alter but I can't think of any Uberusers who were likely to be behind it. Anyway, Febs was awesome so check out his posts.
User Reviews
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-08 15:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
baf yo fags
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-28 20:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
total shit
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-23 19:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Urbane's Cunt: "QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFF"
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-20 05:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think there's a reason why they got lost in the first place. Mildly amusing though.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-20 01:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-20 01:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:51:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Great idea.
Too bad I only give head to junior stalkers and pimple-faced shitbags.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-19 23:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:49:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:38:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Right now, Axolotl is smacking his forehead against a wall because he didn't think of this...
(you lose a point for filename)
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-19 21:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just want to please you, Jeff.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great idea.
Too bad I only give junior stalkers and pimple-faced shitbags -2's.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:38:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Right now, Axolotl is smacking his forehead against a wall because he didn't think of this...
(you lose a point for filename)
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep these coming
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right now, Axolotl is smacking his forehead against a wall because he didn't think of this...
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Been so long.