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Let It Ride nsfw? (1508 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.91 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-06-20 10:57:29 EDT



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Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay
Rolled off of their ship and here's what they had to say


I flicked the light switch. Off, on, off, on. There was about twenty five or thirty of them. Six year olds. They all went silent and immediately sat on the big red and yellow rug in the middle of the room. Well trained.


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"We're callin' everyone to ride along to another shore
We can laugh our lives away and be free once more"


Where's Ms. Honnaker?


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But no one heard them callin', no one came at all
'Cause they were too busy watchin' those old raindrops fall


Ms. Honnaker. Katherine. What was I supposed to say? I did fuck her from behind in the backseat of her Subaru Legacy in the parking lot while the kids were at recess. What else do they need to know?


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As a storm was blowin' out on the peaceful sea
Seventy-three men sailed off into history


Unrelenting innocent stares burned holes in me. It was quiet. I told them.


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Ride, captain ride, upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip


Yeah, about that. I was fucking your teacher from behind in the backseat of her Subaru Legacy in the parking lot while you kids were at recess. I grabbed her hair and smashed her face against the window. She started to bleed. I started to cum. She pulled away from me and turned around. She held her forehead. It was bleeding pretty good. Sexy. She said,

-'What the fuck?! I have to go back in there like this?! What is your problem?'


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Ride captain ride, upon your mystery ship
On your way to a world that others might have missed


I grabbed her jaw with my right hand and the back of her neck with my left. I gave a quick jerk forward. It must have snapped in a hundred different spots. She went limp and her head fell into my lap. She interrupted me. I didn't get to finish. So I used her hair to beat off.


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Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay
Got off of their ship and here's what they had to say


I didn't say that.


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"We're callin' everyone to ride along to another shore
We can laugh our lives away and be free once more"


Damn it. I should have said that. I didn't have the heart though. I couldn't tell those children such a tale. Besides, I don't even think they know what beating off is. I guess I could have shown them. What do little kids eat?


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Ride, captain ride, upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip


All of them gazed at me. I still said nothing. Me? A teacher? Free children? I zeroed in on a little blonde girl in pig tails. She was cute.


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Ride captain ride, upon your mystery ship
On your way to a world that others might have missed


I was indifferent about the blood stains on my boot. I was always the best at hide and seek.


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Ride, captain ride, upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip


Now I let her ride along with me.

In the trunk.

Until the smell gets to me.


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User Reviews


Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-28 09:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At first I was confused, but then I took another toke, and all was well.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

had crappy ms paint but still was a good read. who knew?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CystBosh

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am perplexéd, and I am entertainéd.

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-21 22:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What?

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-21 12:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ugh words

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-21 12:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Da cyst masta only has 10 reviews!?!?!?

Have another one. Stupid Caul and ETS post.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-21 00:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-20 23:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The formatting bugged me a little bit, but the content was ace.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-20 22:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man you got a huge dick

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-20 18:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So uh, no one on uber today? Or too busy reviewing ETS and Caul posts?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-20 16:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, that's good

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-20 16:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Top-notch.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If it wasnt for the Cobra Commander this would be a 0,

Have a linkwhore...

D-PRIME MADNESS ROUND 1 --> http://www.ubersite.com/m/89428

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-20 12:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Motherfuck

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There was a writing competition and I wasn't informed?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-20 10:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89324


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