Wedding Shots, Part Deux. (948 hits)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2006-06-20 11:00:18 EDT
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89222
Here is the 2nd go round. I actually have 614 pictures. Way too many to even fathom.
You'll see our beautiful cake. I used to wonder what I could get with flour, water, tulips, and $900. Now I know. The cool thing is, we didn't have to save the top layer for our first anniversary. The lady my bride found actually makes her customers a 2nd cake on their first anniversary. No freezer burned baked goods for this cowboy.
That's my idiot brother pulling his version of "CANNONBALL" at my reception. It was funnier than shit. I was so damn proud of him.
Getting the garter...like those stems? Yeah. Outstanding. I was instructed to get it with my teeth. I did not let her down.
At some point during the evening, I thought it a good idea to change out of the tux since pops was staying at the wedding site (the castle has 3 guest rooms) and I was going to a hotel. He was in charge of returning the rentals. Thinking back, I could have left it in the hotel room since my brother was on the same floor - but I was leaving for St. Lucia at 4AM and I was drunk so fuck it.
But I admit it DOES look a little stupid - her in a dress and me in a golf shirt. Nice.
Topper Harley
You gotta hug your mom on the way to the limo. That's just good karma.
nitty
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:08:53 EDT (#)
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A very belated 'congrats'!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-05 14:57:02 EDT (#)
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And more UberWomenz weep...
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-07-05 14:44:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-21 10:26:51 EDT (#)
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Did Charlie Sheen take my place on the guest list?
This joint has been added to the Squeezer itinerary for the final round.
http://www.theclubatsavannahharbor.net/index.php
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-06-20 23:02:51 EDT (#)
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GUMMI BEARS! GUMMI BEARS!
SPRINKLES! SPRINKLES!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-20 16:31:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:57:37 (#)
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There is just way too much ugly on this page. ;)
Thanks for cropping my face out. Wouldn't want anyone to know it was US that got hitched.
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I really thought it was you too!
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-06-20 15:11:20 EDT (#)
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Congrats
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:57:37 EDT (#)
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There is just way too much ugly on this page. ;)
Thanks for cropping my face out. Wouldn't want anyone to know it was US that got hitched.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:42:22 EDT (#)
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I still like her dress.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-06-20 13:08:14 EDT (#)
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congrats...and now to the honeymoon photos
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-20 12:45:32 EDT (#)
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Milking this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-20 12:30:55 EDT (#)
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that's a $900 cake??
Holy Hell, I could have baked a better cake than that
and I ain't no Betty Crocker.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-20 12:02:55 EDT (#)
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Aw. I love weddings.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:33:52 EDT (#)
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hehe looks like super fun.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:25:10 EDT (#)
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you put your cake together with things you couldn't eat. next time, yeah NEXT time, get flowers made out of sugar.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:21:29 EDT (#)
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To anyone who reads this is nacho libre any good, I hate 98% of all movies so I'm wondering if I should stop downloading it
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:02:07 (#)
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Did she queef in your mouth when you went for that garter?
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poetic!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:14:12 EDT (#)
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JEALOUSY!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:13:19 EDT (#)
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that's a man, baby
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:12:39 EDT (#)
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I forgot to say congratulations the first time, so have this 2 in exchange for that.
Once again, good job on keeping the brides face off of Uber.
I'm going to -2 the next 600 if you post them though.
And Congratulations.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:05:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:02:07 (#)
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Did she queef in your mouth when you went for that garter?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:03:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:02:09 EDT (#)
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What's your wife's gynecologist doing at your wedding?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-20 11:02:07 EDT (#)
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Did she queef in your mouth when you went for that garter?