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Shadow: A Hate Post (1270 hits)

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Rating: 1.89 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-06-21 05:44:46 EDT




shadow and TTOM sitting in a tree     get the hell away from me, Im not into that shit!.JPG (452 kB)

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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-17 19:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109267


take that!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-17 17:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 21:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And yet clearly it was from the time I though she was a he, deliberate obstinance is only funny when its me thats doing it

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-16 21:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Now since shadow is female, and you admit in your filename that you aren't into that shit....

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 21:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No shit sherlock

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shadow is a girl.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-15 10:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

theres only one thing raging about me...wait, what?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I shouldn't say "debate raging" so much as "occasional whispering"
meh.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's been a debate raging on uber since 2003 about my gender in spite of the fact that Razor went ahead and called me out a few years ago. Despite my best effort to remain anonymously androgenous(sp?) and the fact that I've been told "you write like a man" (??) I am in fact a female.

Complete with boobs.

This was still funny as hell AND my flatmate and I are going to fly over to the UK later this year AND I will harrass you in your pub. It's going to happen... don't fight it...



Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH DEAR JEEBUS!!! somebody did a hate post and I DIDN'T SEE IT!!! It's a lot harder to get on the interweb when you're jobless and your laptop is essentially(sp) a paperweight.

I <3 TTOM

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-23 08:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't curse him, Tastie, love him. Love the Simon Pegg you have become in a strange lady's fully-clothed-yet-wholly-inappropriate dreams. Cherish the fact that it freaked her out for a full 24 hours and is making her start to rethink the time she spends at one website, as this is not the first time she's had inappropriate nocturnal subconcious emissions over complete strangers. And Sean Connery.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-22 13:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Curse you Simon Pegg...CURSE YOU!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-22 13:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nath has jumped the shark anyway.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-22 13:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a) you do not.
b) this never would have happened if you hadn't vidwhored and then not promised to talk to me like Sean Connery. In my dream, however, you were Simon Pegg, not Tastie. More's the pity.

Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-06-22 12:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 For including a zombie.


Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-22 12:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

badassjulies eyes are too close together.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-22 12:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-22 08:43:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I might have had an inappropriate dream involving you last night, but I can't be sure. I know nobody got naked, but I've been weirded out because of it all morning.
-------------------
Hey, I have inappropriate dreams about you when Im AWAKE, so thats OK

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-22 10:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're very odd.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-22 10:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love little cartoon Method...

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-22 08:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I might have had an inappropriate dream involving you last night, but I can't be sure. I know nobody got naked, but I've been weirded out because of it all morning.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-21 21:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh, I thought the all-black face was Kracka.

I am not spotty at all, TTOM. Young, perhaps...my hair is very long now, and I have sideburns since my last camwhore.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-21 21:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

First guy: Kracka
Top row: Method, Davros(?), Bosh Man, me
Second row: Badassmofo, Badassjulie
Third row: Merlina, You, Tigerlilly, Jpeg, ???
Last row: ProfessionalPeon, Shlongy

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:14:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

you are VERY close to catching Nath for Best British Poster - keep up the good work!
---------------
No Im not, Nath has consistancy on his side. Me, I cant even spell consistancy. If I spelled it right its pure luck.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, I am happy now, and I'll give you this +2 to prove it.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you are VERY close to catching Nath for Best British Poster - keep up the good work!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-21 14:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Left to right:Method, Badassmofo, Filthy Assistant, Pro Peon, Me, Captain Thorns(as if you could mistake the O face), Tiger Lilly, Shlongy, Jay Peg, dudethatsBOSH, BadAssJulie, Williamson and poor, spotty, dorky, youngster Axolotl

HAPPY NOW?!

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-21 14:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Why don't you just tell us who those people are supposed to be? I'm curious.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-21 14:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck it!

Ill make the damn shirt.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-21 14:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im telling you TTOM!

You need shirts with monkey sammich's.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-21 14:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

See now I dont KNOW anymore

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-21 14:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shadow's a girl, isn't she/he?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-21 14:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

y'see thats the problem with me, I cant tell men from women...uh...thats not a good thing to admit to when you think about it

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-21 13:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot the blank face that says AWESOME

I think badassmofo was in their too.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-06-21 12:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know if I should be impressed or disgusted that you have so much time on your hands.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-21 11:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I dunno why I find your stupid circle head animations so amusing, but I do.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-21 11:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I only put the Simpson's quote because it was about being gay and the comments had taken a "TTOM is gay" turn.

What I meant to say was that I enjoyed this very much. It more than makes up for that-which-will-not-be-mentioned from yesterday.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-21 11:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i laughed at peon's boobs. and tl's leg.

alot.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-21 10:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-21 10:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-1 for just kidding about the hate
+1 for God looking like that Chinese master from Kill Bill
+2 for the Uber gathering... can't get enough of Jgreening and his jam.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-21 09:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the post itself was a little redundant but the art was worth 2

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-21 09:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God flying around the world was very Dilbert-esque in artistry.

Funny stuff man, but I know you love me to much to do that. Right? RIGHT?!?!?! Yeah you love me.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-21 08:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders ... my
friend!

Lenny: What'd he say?

Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.

Homer Loves Flanders

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-21 08:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I didn't laugh once, but hey, God pulling a Superman to perform a not-quite abortion is worth a +1.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-21 08:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bottom right I'm pretty sure is Williamson.

Top middle is me? The expression is the one from the Uberdirectory is all.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-21 08:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this was champ

and peoplearestrange is daft.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-06-21 08:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-21 07:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You crack me up.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-21 07:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

quite funny. i also thought shadow was a girl <shrug>

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-21 07:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought Shadow was of the female persuasion.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-06-21 07:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy crap! The icecaps are GROWING! I KNEW all that shite about global warming was hype

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-21 06:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Works for me.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-21 06:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Giant MSPaint boobs.


Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-21 06:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God flying. Nothing better has ever been drawn.

Ever

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-21 05:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what gave it away? Is it the hair? its the hair, isnt it?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-21 05:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Suuuuuuuuuuuure you aren't into that shit.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-21 05:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-21 05:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I WANT A HATE POST

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-21 05:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Helluva gay


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a matter of time until they find you out.

Homer: (gasps) Who told you?

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