Asian Sex Dwarf at the Beach! (2753 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 2 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Lone Stranger (View user info) at 2006-06-21 15:32:11 EDT
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51166
Part 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51366
Part 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51911
Part 4: http://www.ubersite.com/m/53896
Part 5: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57887
Part 6: Right heeya!
I was enjoying a nice sunny day laying out in the sand box in my back yard, pretending I was at the beach. I was working on my tan, but I was also careful not to burn my outy. Every 30 minutes I slathered another gooey handful of sunscreen on my outy and 'massaged' it in until I clima....er ...until I was satisfied I was adequately protected from the sun's harmful UV rays. Yeah, that's it.
Suddenly, a small female head popped out of the sand next to mine.
"OOOOOOHIOOOOOO!" she proclaimed in a shriek.
As if a supercharged hero from an anime film, the rest of her minute form burst forth from the sand, clad in nothing but panties adorned with small kittens playing with balls of yarn. Her jet black mane was as long as she was tall and it fanned out wildly behind her, making it look as if she had just burst from a black hole. Her explosive entrance sent sand flying everywhere, into my mouth, agape from astonished surprise, and into my eyes. Sand clung to my lubed up outy, precluding me from continuing with my 'massage'.
"OH HELL NO BITCH!" I thought to myself.
She landed on all fours and proceeded to do the Purina cat chow stutter-step dance while chanting in her shrill voice, "Kitty-cat panties meow meow meow! Kitty-cat panties meow meow meow! Kitty-cat panties meow meow meow!"
"O Dear God! Not again!" I thought to myself. "At least let me get out of this sand box before the molestation begins." You know, chafing and all.
I feebly tried to wipe the sand from eyes, but something about the way she moved had me bewitched. I started to feel sluggish and weak, and then I collapsed, just laying there chuckling to myself, overwhelmed by the sheer ridiculousness of the situation.
"Kitty playing in the kitty box?" she said, "Bad kitty! Now Mama needs to check you for the ring of poop!"
With some unearthly strength, her 3-foot-nothing form rolled me over onto my stomach.
She pulled off my trunks, and spread my legs. I was laying there like the bottom in a bad gay porno. Something along the lines of "Ass Assault at Omaha Beach".
I felt the hairs on my body stand up as I felt her fingers creeping down my back and into that nether region which is neither back nor ass crack but somewhere in between. My panic level rose as I felt her fingers slowly creep further down into my ass crack, until finally she was gently toying with my now tightly-puckered balloon knot.
"Get out of there!" I screamed.
She found my cries amusing and she began giggling like a little girl.
I gritted my teeth and tried to regain my composure. It was extremely difficult considering the Asian Sex Dwarf was tickling my heiney hole with her fingers while I helplessly wriggled like a worm on a hook, trying in vain to maneuver my ass away from her toying hands.
"Aww Dammit! Get out of there!" I half yelled, half whined, frustrated in defeat.
She only laughed harder. "Get out of there! Get out of there!" She laughingly mocked me in her high-pitched girlish voice, only making me feel more helpless.
I felt her pry my ass cheeks open and she leaned in for a closer look. "EEEeew! Kitty has ring of poop! Mama will make it better!" She pulled out a damp cloth and began wiping at my asshole. It was heaven!
"All done!" she proclaimed with a hefty SMACK on my ass cheek. She paused then, and with her finger she traced the ASD brand she had left in my ass cheek before. "Yep, I still own you." she said.
She stood up straight and kicked a pile of sand in my face. "Don't forget, you are my little bitch!"
As I coughed and sputtered sand out of my mouth, she jumped straight up in the air, spun 3 times, and dove back downward into the sand, disappearing without a trace.
I lay there on my stomach, legs spread wide, ass super-clean, my thoughts filled with how much I love my tiny titillating tooshy-tickling torturess.
User Reviews
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-06-29 02:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah! It's been a while, huh?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-29 01:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ASD!!!!!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-06-28 00:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what ever happened to heater?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-06-28 00:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more bosh
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-06-22 18:06:10 EDT (#)
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It's good to see the ASD has not been completely forgotten.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Asian Sex Dwarf auto +2
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-06-21 17:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess the ASD isn't 'in' anymore. Just when I figure out what is 'in', they change what 'in' is and I'm confused all over again.
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-06-21 17:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic as ever!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddam...talk about a blast from the past.
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