Universal Field Theory (382 hits)
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Submitted by The Known Unknown (View user info) at 2006-06-22 14:40:31 EDT
Part 1.
If or when the main direction of any energized positronic field (n) is subjected to an unknown or unseen opposite field force (r), at an angle of impaction less than 45 degrees, the speed of the known field will increase by a factor of (10 x n/pie)r^, ^ being a second but known, unaffected field. --- 20605220849 *
Part 2.
Random and irregular influx of energy sources are sufficiently fluxative to sustain field speed and casually (minimally) modify field direction, however, only an energized force of equal speed and intensity AND opposite direction - 180 degrees in at least 2 dimensions, time being constant - can nullify the known field. Field direction reversal can be achieve via the impaction of the known field with an energy entity - time constant, direction 180 degrees, opposite in at least 2 dimensions of a speed and intensity at least 2x the known field. --- 20605221038/06051938 *
+++ * = writing code, so no stealing my theories ;o) +++
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-22 17:03:13 EDT (#)
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Do you want to hear my idea of quantum physics?
Scroll down, I'm posting it at the bottom...
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:56:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:49:04 (#)
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Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:50:46 (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:47:12 (#)
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" (10 x n/pie)r^ "
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Cherry, apple, peach or hair, there's no pie in physics.
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For the mentally challenge you can't use pie mathematical symbol on ubersite, quote the mathematical part genious, but maybe in your perfect world pie isn't used in math.
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For the even more mentally challenged, my reply was a joke in two parts. First, being a physicist doesn't attract a lot of vagina. Or any, actually. That'd be the "no hair pie in physics" reference right there. Second, while it's true that the symbol doesn't translate into Uber well, you can at least try to spell the word correctly. It's spelled like this: "pi". In my world, I use math every day, and not only that, but I know how to use it. I may not be a genius like you (no, wait, you're a 'genious', that's right), but I can use complex math and spell.
Jeenyus.
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Its not Jeenyus either, fascist. Learn to spell.
No, I'm joking. Ubersite hasn't fallen so low yet. But soon...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:49:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:50:46 (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:47:12 (#)
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" (10 x n/pie)r^ "
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Cherry, apple, peach or hair, there's no pie in physics.
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For the mentally challenge you can't use pie mathematical symbol on ubersite, quote the mathematical part genious, but maybe in your perfect world pie isn't used in math.
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For the even more mentally challenged, my reply was a joke in two parts. First, being a physicist doesn't attract a lot of vagina. Or any, actually. That'd be the "no hair pie in physics" reference right there. Second, while it's true that the symbol doesn't translate into Uber well, you can at least try to spell the word correctly. It's spelled like this: "pi". In my world, I use math every day, and not only that, but I know how to use it. I may not be a genius like you (no, wait, you're a 'genious', that's right), but I can use complex math and spell.
Jeenyus.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:20:19 EDT (#)
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WHEN IN THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS, it becomes necessary for one User to remark upon the Douchey Writings which have connected him with another, and to assume among the Users of the Site, the separate and equal Rating to which the Laws of Uber and of Uber's Bart entitles him, a decent Respect for the Intelligence of Mankind requires that he should declare the writer a complete and utter waste of water, carbon and scattered elements and someone long rumored to be a bedshitter, breastfeeder and all-around ponyboy.
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:08:47 EDT (#)
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Would have been better to post a more believable (or real) quantum physics theorum. But that is not really something that belongs on ubersite is it?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:02:24 EDT (#)
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Fake.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:00:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swine_powered_hate_machine (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:58:33 (#)
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Mmmmm... pie.
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Apple at that ;)
Submitted by swine_powered_hate_machine (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:58:33 EDT (#)
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Mmmmm... pie.
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:58:21 EDT (#)
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cool, man.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:55:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:54:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:53:48 (#)
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Hey retard, when using the word in math or physics it is spelled "Pi." But you knew that already, didn't you?
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Another one of natures greatest selections.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:53:48 EDT (#)
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Hey retard, when using the word in math or physics it is spelled "Pi." But you knew that already, didn't you?
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:50:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:47:12 (#)
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" (10 x n/pie)r^ "
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Cherry, apple, peach or hair, there's no pie in physics.
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For the mentally challenge you can't use pie mathematical symbol on ubersite, quote the mathematical part genious, but maybe in your perfect world pie isn't used in math.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:47:12 EDT (#)
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" (10 x n/pie)r^ "
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Cherry, apple, peach or hair, there's no pie in physics.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:44:21 EDT (#)
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lmao! :)
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:43:20 EDT (#)
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