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Buff Service Available (1616 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.72 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2006-06-22 15:04:37 EDT


I was staggering around the shops being pregnant and some bloke came up to me and gave me this. My mind is boggling. Does a buff service mean that he does all the other services naked?

just the job.JPG (203 kB)

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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, Comment.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ffv+2......fucking scary

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:24:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

hey ranger. i did have a baby!
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HOLY FUCK!!! WHO DOES IT LOOK LIKE!!!??

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 06:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thinsthpz th1ndy isthz having a baby.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-04 07:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOOD SHOW, CINDY - BRAVO! EVEN IF IT IS ENGLISH!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-04 07:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mother of god... i'm a completely crap reader. You're gonna love the labour ward, it's very.... 'mellow'.



Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-21 03:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how does one misspell Blimey? Well, by not being a Brit? naw

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-09-21 03:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fortnightly. Bliemy!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-09-05 03:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

on your own?

being prego, that would have been worth the call, with a lie, just to see what he had to say

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ffv+2....is it mine?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your pregnant? oh i just thought you were fat.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-25 07:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Care to enlighten me?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:19:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

"If you can't see what you want doing, ring and ask"

That is the most desperate statement I've ever read.
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I know for a fact that it isn't.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-25 06:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"If you can't see what you want doing, ring and ask"

That is the most desperate statement I've ever read.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-12 20:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey C1ndy, wanna do a voicewhore of my newest story, Ass Kicking in Space? :)

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-12 19:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-04 04:00:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

blimey!

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-07-04 04:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

blimey!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-03 03:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-03 03:03:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

This was hilarious.

I also like the turn of phrase in "my mind is boggling".

I have started pronouncing your Uber name as "Sunday", because of the one.
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"Thunday".

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-03 03:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-03 03:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was hilarious.

I also like the turn of phrase in "my mind is boggling".

I have started pronouncing your Uber name as "Sunday", because of the one.

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am a terrible internet BF.

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just realized that I don't +2 most of your posts.

Did you ask him if he does moving or over sees delivery?

XX!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 10:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So..did you call or what?

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-06-23 09:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89565

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-22 17:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This may surprise you, but in the States the term 'buff' has several meanings. Most are well known, such as "well-toned musculature" or "to polish". A lesser known variant is actually an acronym for "Big Ugly Fat Fucker".

We have t-shirts with "B.U.F.F. Squad" on them, and we will be happy to service you.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-22 17:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:08:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:04:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Does a buff service mean that he does all the other services naked?
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Why, I believe it does!
I've been reading English porno mags lately, and I am amazed at how many pervs there are in Sussex.

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Hahah, Sussex is where people go to retire, appart from Brighton which is a swinging gay seaside resort.... so are you reading gay English porn or British old folk porn?
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apparently both
http://www.lemonparty.org

Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2006-06-22 17:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Loved the flyer.......and then this comment:

"And because he knew there was no chance of him knocking you up. And hey, maybe he gets his jollies by dousing fetuses with his ManSeed."

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhaha

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-06-22 17:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Call hime when you need a ride to the hospital.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:44:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Serial rapist?

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That you have to pay?

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Serial rapist?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

haha fortnight.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:04:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Does a buff service mean that he does all the other services naked?
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Why, I believe it does!
I've been reading English porno mags lately, and I am amazed at how many pervs there are in Sussex.

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Hahah, Sussex is where people go to retire, appart from Brighton which is a swinging gay seaside resort.... so are you reading gay English porn or British old folk porn?


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does a buff service mean that he does all the other services naked?
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Why, I believe it does!
I've been reading English porno mags lately, and I am amazed at how many pervs there are in Sussex.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone who can stagger about being pregnant deserves a +2 in my book!

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha @ just need someone to talk to?

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He probably just wanted to use his thermometer to see if your turkey is done. Geez, he was just trying to help.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:23:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:13:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:08:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

He only gave it to you because there was obvious bloated proof that, on occasion, you put out.

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Ahhhhh... so he thought I would probably pay him for some hot love, and then to sweep the leaves maybe.

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And because he knew there was no chance of him knocking you up. And hey, maybe he gets his jollies by dousing fetuses with his ManSeed.

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I'd like to think he sees it as a public service.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:13:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:08:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

He only gave it to you because there was obvious bloated proof that, on occasion, you put out.

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Ahhhhh... so he thought I would probably pay him for some hot love, and then to sweep the leaves maybe.

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And because he knew there was no chance of him knocking you up. And hey, maybe he gets his jollies by dousing fetuses with his ManSeed.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

So imagine the scene, the guy gets done mowing the lawn.

He's all hot and sweaty and comes in for the massage session and as he's rubbing your back his curry scented sweat is dripping all over your back, perhaps even a drop or two right in your ear.

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You just made me laugh for the first time today. I'm off to +2 some of your super posts as a special reward!

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

All uber users should make a post offering some idiotic service remotely tied to their name.

TTOM can whore himself out with business cards using photos of large bananas and such.

I should be a dominatrix....


WOW! THIS IS THE BEST AND MOST STUPID IDEA I'VE HAD IN WEEKS!!! .... I gotta go call my mom!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So imagine the scene, the guy gets done mowing the lawn.

He's all hot and sweaty and comes in for the massage session and as he's rubbing your back his curry scented sweat is dripping all over your back, perhaps even a drop or two right in your ear.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should call and ask if he has a business card because that was just too big to put into your wallet.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:08:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

He only gave it to you because there was obvious bloated proof that, on occasion, you put out.

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Ahhhhh... so he thought I would probably pay him for some hot love, and then to sweep the leaves maybe.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He only gave it to you because there was obvious bloated proof that, on occasion, you put out.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Muff Service Available?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats...odd.
I want to hire myself out as a professional goon. I already own a pair of shades and a Bat-Man bad-guy style beanie hat.


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