Things I Miss From Childhood (680 hits)
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Submitted by -=<Psycosis>=- psycosis053.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2006-06-23 10:10:00 EDT
Things I Miss From My Childhood:
1. Being able to piss higher than myself.
That is all.
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Submitted by Matin_Morte (user info) at 2006-06-23 21:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i would only try that if i had the wind blowing in my direction
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
2. Drinking Fountains for Coloreds.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:36:26 EDT (#)
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If you had a decent size dick or high blood pressure, you can easilly do that again.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:09:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha. great.
Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think if I drank a few beers then didn't piss for a while I would be able to pee higher than myself but I don't think I have ever even tried this.
Hmm.
*Opens date book and jots down things to accomplish tonight, "Pee nice and high"*
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needed a few more.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed
Submitted by Molari (user info) at 2006-06-23 11:31:36 EDT (#)
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Oh man I used to be able to piss like 8 feet into the air when I was 5... now I think I still might manage my own height... on a good day...
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:55:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:53:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahaha..you really are twelve. That was without a doubt the most pathetic come back ever. Get back to me when you grow some pubes.
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hah. you're all kinds of one-legged special aren't you.
I bet you even use handicap parking. You must be the envy of all your drooling mates.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:53:00 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha..you really are twelve. That was without a doubt the most pathetic come back ever. Get back to me when you grow some pubes.
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:50:22 EDT (#)
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TL, you are a fuckwit.
If I had the choice of squirting my load on you or on a tissue, i'd choose the tissue.
Even my load deserves better than your crusty shell.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:38:22 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:30:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well this was thought provoking and a complete waste of four seconds of my life that I'll never get back. You sure you're not STILL a child?
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Aww, poor baby. I slandered you in your worthless waste of a minute post and you felf the need to pay me back. It's almost cute, just like you.
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Slander away. I couldn't care less what you think of my post. I didn't -2 this because you did mine. These days I rate the post, not the poster. This post happened to suck hairy balls. Something I'm sure you're familiar with.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:41:18 EDT (#)
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i laughed.
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:38:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:30:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well this was thought provoking and a complete waste of four seconds of my life that I'll never get back. You sure you're not STILL a child?
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Aww, poor baby. I slandered you in your worthless waste of a minute post and you felf the need to pay me back. It's almost cute, just like you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well this was thought provoking and a complete waste of four seconds of my life that I'll never get back. You sure you're not STILL a child?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though it's not Thursday, I laughed like I a child.
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:10:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Wasn't thursday yesterday?
And I still can.
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Yes Thursday was yesterday, BUT, I would like to introduce a new Category:
DPF - Drunk Post Friday
DPF is strictly for the 9-5, Mon-Fri, working class.
I know this will exclude 98% of the Ubersite population, especially as most whore houses only operate between 10pm and 6am.
But, again, I think this could take off.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Things I miss from childhood:
Not having to shave everyday.
Being able to run around like a loon all day without feeling like a lung is just about to make a bid for freedom.
Not understanding or caring about sex, life was simpler before I knew about it.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wasn't thursday yesterday?
And I still can.