Uber-Go-Round Round 1 results, Round 2 Match ups and Famous Titties (2467 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2006-06-23 12:20:10 EDT
Round one, oh the drama! I want to thank you all for participating again. It's great to have so much good stuff on the first page to read. On to the drama. I adjusted ratings on all posts affected by "cake shitters". Yes, that is somewhat subjective but this is how I've come to know a "cake shitter". A cake shitter is dropping a negative rating purely to fuck with the poster. Sometimes it is stated and other times not. Most of the time cake shitters have an easily verifiable history of being one, sometimes the cake shitter has a personal vendetta and those are often easily identified as well. Negative ratings that are explained/supported by users who are not known cake shitters stand. While I did actually calculate the change on all posts affected, I have only shown the adjustment on the posts that the adjustment actually affects the outcome of the round.
Round 1 Match Results:
Moon Shadow
*Circe http://www.ubersite.com/m/89474 2 on 29 no adjustment
(FL)Gravitas http://www.ubersite.com/m/89436 1.69 on 16 adjusted to 2 on 14
Count to Purple Backwards
*Scourge http://www.ubersite.com/m/89499 1.54 on 24 adjusted to 1.73 on 19
Coleslaw_Murphy http://www.ubersite.com/m/89427 1.61 on 16 no adjustment
I'm Not Dead Yet
*Goferforhire http://www.ubersite.com/m/89310 1.4 on 24
WildcatMcGee http://www.ubersite.com/m/89375 1.38 on 31
neither adjusted, no change would occur
One More Shot At The Quiet
*MyNameIsTim http://www.ubersite.com/m/89461 2 on 15
Brdn_nkd http://www.ubersite.com/m/89394 .92 on 27
neither adjusted, no change would occur
Have a God Day
inion_de_trua http://www.ubersite.com/m/89404 1.83 on 20
*kaos-king http://www.ubersite.com/m/89372 1.63 on 28 adjusted to 1.96 on 22
A Night to Remember
Axolotl http://www.ubersite.com/m/89416 1.87 on 36
*HighVoltage900 http://www.ubersite.com/m/89451 1.91 on 16
neither adjusted, no change would occur
Anthem Of Grace And Brutality
*Ghola http://www.ubersite.com/m/89359 1.58 on 34
Sicosemen http://www.ubersite.com/m/89463 .75 on 17
neither adjusted, no change would occur
In The Arms Of Your Enemies
*Davros http://www.ubersite.com/m/89491 1.8 on 11
Orgasmatron http://www.ubersite.com/m/89493 1.29 on 39
neither adjusted, no change would occur
A Perfect Morning To Pretend Otherwise
CaptainThorns http://www.ubersite.com/m/89365 .87 on 12
*Heimdallsman http://www.ubersite.com/m/89367 1.69 on 14
neither adjusted, no change would occur
Gravitas Wins the Free Life for round 1 to advance to round 2.
Round 2 math ups and titties:
Round 2 posts will be due 6-28 11:59 p.m. CST and the voting deadline is 6-30 8:00 a.m. CST I will post the results and round 3 match ups about noon on 6-30.
All match ups, titties, and the genre for round 2 were randomly assigned.
Davros vs MyNameIsTim
Birthday Hat
Heimdallsman vs goferforhire
Scuffs on the Wall
HighVoltage900 vs Circe
Your Spare Change Bought Me Glory
Kaos-King vs Gravitas
A Walk in the Park
Ghola vs scourge
Tip Toeing Through The Tulips
Good Luck and Good Writing
User Reviews
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-29 16:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can honestly say I'd rather see her post too.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still want Circe to post, I just don't really care when she posts as long as she does and it counts.
Come on Circe....You know you want to.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait what?!?! No do your entry if you have time! I didn't say to quit!
HighVoltage DEMANDS you enter!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Birthday Hat
Davros: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89740
MyNameIsTim: Forfiet
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Scuffs on the Wall
Heimdallsman: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89783
goferforhire: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89711
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Your Spare Change Bought Me Glory
HighVoltage900: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89757
Circe: FORFIET
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A Walk in the Park
Kaos-King: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89684
Gravitas: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89702
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Tip Toeing Through The Tulips
Ghola: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89746
scourge: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89747
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it does suck but I like when you enter them. you write good. Thanks for the update though Circe.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HighVoltage seems less that enthused, so I'll forfeit. I shan't enter another one of your contests, dude, so don't worry, there'll be no more forfeits from me.
I sincerely apologise. Life just keeps getting in the fucking way.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I don't really care.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-29 08:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in the interest of avoiding forfiets if your opponent is not opposed to you posting late I would allow it.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-29 02:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am working on an entry, but it's going to be late due to that annoying "real life" thing that keeps cropping up and making me cross - not more than 24 hours though - if that's okay, I'd still like to participate, but if it's a problem I'll forfeit without so much as a murmur.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2006-06-29 00:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My lame entry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89783
Sorry nekkid. At least it ain't a forfeit.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-28 19:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89757
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-28 16:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
beer cans exhibition round: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89768
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-28 11:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Birthday Hat
Davros: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89740
MyNameIsTim
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Scuffs on the Wall
Heimdallsman
goferforhire: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89711
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Your Spare Change Bought Me Glory
HighVoltage900
Circe
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A Walk in the Park
Kaos-King: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89684
Gravitas: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89702
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Tip Toeing Through The Tulips
Ghola: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89746
scourge: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89747
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Birthday Hat
Davros: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89740
MyNameIsTim
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Scuffs on the Wall
Heimdallsman
goferforhire: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89711
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Your Spare Change Bought Me Glory
HighVoltage900
Circe
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A Walk in the Park
Kaos-King: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89684
Gravitas: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89702
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Tip Toeing Through The Tulips
Ghola
scourge
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-28 09:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Western is a bitch of a subject to write.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89740
-Dave
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89711
My bad
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:05:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89709
Done. Possibly done a little more than necessary. Enjoy.
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You forgot UGR in your title.
+
your post isn't too long at. i haven't read it yet, but it certainly isn't too long.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89709
Done. Possibly done a little more than necessary. Enjoy.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm posting mine tomorrow morning. It will be glorious.
Cause i'm like that. Glorious and all, I mean.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here's my 'A Walk in the Park'.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89702
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm writing mine as we speak. I need to shave first, though.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kinda curious too.
this is falling from the heat fast.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh... anybody else gonna post a UGR today???
Just asking...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-27 06:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UGR - A Walk In The Park... http://www.ubersite.com/m/89684
Yes, indeed, it is a Western. It's MY kinda Western...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-26 22:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good luck kaos.
hehe i lost. saw that coming...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-26 21:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 21:03:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Coleslaw...You're getting some auto +2's from Shlongy for two reasons:
1) Because your satirical look at the Uber infrastructure was funny as hell
b) Because the Dropkick Murphys are one of my favorite bands.
2) Because I can
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Dropkick Murphys are pretty ace.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-26 21:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coleslaw-
That was money.
Do it.
And oh yeah- FUCK THE RED SOX.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 21:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Coleslaw...You're getting some auto +2's from Shlongy for two reasons:
1) Because your satirical look at the Uber infrastructure was funny as hell
b) Because the Dropkick Murphys are one of my favorite bands.
2) Because I can
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh. I would maybe incorporate it into a "things i've left on other people's posts" post.
But then it would be severely out of context, so ...
Store up your good will (or ill will in the case of anyone who doesn't like it) for a future post?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Coleslaw you should go post it. you've seen the consensus. YOU GO NOW!!!
or not.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was bizarre Coleslaw. I would have +2ed that as a post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should really post this, Coleslaw, so I can properly +2 you for incorporating 'red socks' into the story.
Speaking of which, Papelbon just let the Phillies tie it up in the 9th.
Come on, lads...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's probably worthy btw. nicely done.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to that. that's pretty awsome.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Beer Cans: UGR Exhibition (Western)
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Disclaimer: This is not worthy of a separate post.
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Certain sounds can always be attributed to the arrival of a gang in a mining town. Gunshots. Hooves. Cattle calls. This time was no different: the Shlongy Boys came equipped. Twenty six-shooters, five shotguns, eighty hooves, and screams of "dipshits" and "losers" riddled the daybreak.
Sheriff Brdn Nkd adjusted his badge (his name was too holy for vowels) and mumbled in the direction of his deputy, "Yeah yeah, we know you're here. We've known for 2 days that you were coming."
Deputy Wildcat McGee adjusted his belt (he was always adjusting his belt, on account of his undershorts being too tight), "It's like they never heard of the pony express. We got ears all over the area." The sheriff just looked at him, waiting for him to correct himself. "You, you got ears all over."
Sheriff nodded, "I just wish they woulda picked a different week than this. That mining competition needs to go off without a hitch, and they're likely to drop negativity on it. I got something up my sleeve if they do, though. Come with me."
The sheriff started down the thoroughfare, tipping his hat to the folks as he passed. Shlongy and his gang were making their second trip around, and stopped. Even if you've never seen Shlongy, you could tell just by looking that he was the shortest among them, with a bandana tied around his cowboy hat that read "Rancid" (for some reason unknown, and don't ask 'cause he'd kill you). Rumor had it that, though he rode a normal-sized horse, he had to be boosted up onto it by some of the boys (and don't EVER mention that, 'cause he'd kill you even sooner).
"Another fucking mining competition, huh dipshit," which coming from Shlongy, wasn't so much a question as a statement. And that's all he said, too, continuing in his revelry.
Just before turning down the side path toward his purpose in the back of the old abandoned Shamrock Saloon, Wildcat close at his heels, he stopped to bid salutation to Scourge who was sitting on the porch of the new Go 'Round Saloon.
"Yeah, Flak, I told that sonofabitch I didn't like tulips," he was talking in the direction of an empty seat on the bench.
Sheriff and Wildcat figured this empty seat must've responded with something about making due with what you got, because Scourge answered, "Fuck 'making due'," and then noticed the sheriff standing there.
"Oh, howdy," Scourge gestured over to the empty seat, "have you met my friend Flak Monkey?"
Sheriff looked at Wildcat sideways, and shrugged, tipping his hat, "Nice to meet you Flak. Now don't go causing any trouble for me, you hear?" And the deputy snickered, "See ya around."
When the sheriff opened the backdoor of the Shamrock, all Wildcat could see was a mountain of empty bean cans. "That bastard is going to play right into my hands," Brdn said to the confused deputy, "I've already started a rumor about this grand idea I have. It's just a matter of time before it gets back to Shlongy."
"What idea?"
"He's gonna think that the brewer and me are about to start packaging beer in cans, for mass distribution."
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard," retorted the deputy.
"Obviously," said the sheriff as he shut the door again to walk back, "but Shlongy's inclination to money is even stronger than his inclination to shit-stirring. He's at least gonna spend time tracking this down."
"Okay," shrugged Wildcat as they passed the owner/operator of the oriental whorehouse. He was sitting outside drinking his morning tea.
The sheriff nodded, "Howdy."
"What the hell, man," came the only reply from Wazza.
"He speaks English worse than his whores," the sheriff noted.
And Wildcat interjected, "I don't think any of those girls are older than 16."
"Yeah, but it's like he always says-" But the sheriff stopped himself. "Isn't it a bit too quiet?"
"A duel!" Wildcat speculated as they ran back to the thoroughfare.
Two men stood twenty yards from each other, in complete silence, and Brdn and Wildcat overheard some whispers in the surrounding crowd. "That's Orgasmatron." "Well who's the other fella with the bandana over his face?" "Says his name is Thoreau Me, but it's gotta be one of the Shlongy Boys."
Orgasmatron stood looking at his time-piece. He had his pants hiked up a bit, as he usually did in a duel, to reveal his trademark red socks. Thoreau's hand twitched, and then sweat dripped off his face, and he grabbed for his gun. With a flash, Orgasmatron reached into his breastpocket and threw some object as true as a dart, piercing deep into Thoreau's left eye as he squeezed off a random bullet into the air.
"Shooting at the angels, I see," Orgasmatron broke the silence, "would I be out of line if I asked to write this man's eulogy?"
"Alright, go back to what you were doing," the sheriff yelled and walked over to the body. He saw what resembled the back end of a feather pen sticking out of Thoreau.
The sheriff made arrangements with the undertaker for the man's body. His identity remained a mystery, and the bandana was never removed, as per the request of Shlongy.
The mining competition did go off without major concern. Shlongy's absence at the event proved that the sheriff's idea had worked, especially with the news that the old Shamrock had been ransacked. What the sheriff hadn't counted on, however, was the actual brilliance of his idea.
The rail systems, what with the advents of refrigeration and the like, made it more inexpensive to put beer in cans rather than glass bottles. And Shlongy cashed in, living in luxury with his boys and someone he called "Mrs. Shlongy", while the sheriff died in some abandoned saloon, bored and naked. His only legacy were those mining competitions.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
some people like things, some dont. some of my posts bombed, some where funny and well recieved, and some should have been well recieved but weren't. some were complete shit and i knew that when i posted them. what can you do? i dont expect everybody to like everything. the fact that you and shlongy dont like my posts is a compliment to me. the rating system is flawed so i dont take much stock in my overall rating. you are obviously overly concerned with ratings. want me to +2 your next post? will that bring you one more step away from jumping? why do you give a fuck what everybody thinks of you and what everybody thinks of others?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't see "humorist" in his future at all.
Wannabe hetero, maybe.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84613
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83695
'Nuff said,Narcissus.
You write op-ed pieces 'ripped from the headlines'. Is creativity so hard for you that you have to base EVERYTHING on something you had nothing to do with? And your excellent sense of humor has gotten you a negative overall rating. If this is indicative of anything, I'd say I'm not the only here who thinks you're a wannabe humorist dipshit.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice selective argument. based on your personality and "sense of humor", i'm glad you dont like my posts. the fact that you dont find what i write funny, is a compliment. more so than the people on this site i find funny, liking what i write. so thank you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:10:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:34:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Note to self: having the most reviewed post will likely fuck you in the long run.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Woe is me! I'm so popular!
Thus, my brilliance was unappreciated.
Whatever shall I do?
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Strategy, alter. Strategy.
I'll be happy to discuss it with you under your real username.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, retro IS a fag. You're just a fucking idiot.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A guy who makes a post and wants people on the internet to pat him on the back about a girl he went to a wedding with or some shit is trying to talk shit? Jesus. How about this, you write something worth a shit and we'll see how talented you think you are.
Seriously, stop talking shit and man up already. Until you can do something decent, your opinion means less than shit. And again, you're a loser. At least I didn't say you're a fag, right?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-24 22:02:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll go ahead and give it a go. You know, just to make this thing worthwhile even to the winners, me being a loser and all. Just to show them what the losers do badly, i.e. writing.
Western you say? Western it is, biotch. Of course, expect the -2 drive by's for me from certain users, even though I'm not trying to win anything(cough Shlongy cough cough Retro cough).
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i cant believe what a little fucking twat you are. i dont drive by -2 you. get over yourself. you actually believe you deserve a better rating than i give you on your shitty posts. i +2'd something of yours the other day, and i think i 0'd your entry in this contest, and since i know you are a 10 year old girl stuck in a 20year olds body, i explained in my comment that that rating is legit. basically what you're doing is trying to fix the rating in this contest in your favor. in your pathetic life, winning this contest will make you worthwhile. by you saying "cough shlongy, cough retro" you are trying to tell brdn to not count our ratings unless of course they are +2's,right?
i should have +2that post about the fat girl puking, huh? you REALLY think that,dont you? you are pathetic and every review/post you have ever written makes me feel better about myself. thank GOD i didnt turn out like you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-25 09:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry about Shlongy...He'll be "fair and balanced", as always.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-24 22:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll go ahead and give it a go. You know, just to make this thing worthwhile even to the winners, me being a loser and all. Just to show them what the losers do badly, i.e. writing.
Western you say? Western it is, biotch. Of course, expect the -2 drive by's for me from certain users, even though I'm not trying to win anything(cough Shlongy cough cough Retro cough).
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-24 12:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:04:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
For anywone interested in an exhibition round. Sicosement and I will be writing. I'd like to use the same due date so we can include the posts in all other updates. The title for the exhibition round will be: Beer Cans
Still western
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 23:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But I'll still have my penny rolls...all 461 of them.
That can buy me 7 drinks...of the stuff I drink.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-23 20:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:26:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Axolotl lost the first round :(
High Volatge is a hard one to beat off.
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It's not too hard, it's all in the wrist.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 20:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brdn....what is our title and is it still western?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:57:28 (#)
and you said you couldn't write. I see how it is.
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Brdn, as is evident by my attempt at fiction, I have no place in a comp with the accomplished writers on this, our good ship circle jerk. I can't sully the fair name of your comp(s).
D-Prime is a posting comp, not a writing comp.
And I'm still going to be beat in it, by an alter. Sigh.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice job keeping this all kept together.
Axolotl lost the first round :(
High Volatge is a hard one to beat.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what to do with this one...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Try pulling off 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips' as a western.
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:34:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Note to self: having the most reviewed post will likely fuck you in the long run.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Woe is me! I'm so popular!
Thus, my brilliance was unappreciated.
Whatever shall I do?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"A Walk In The Park" is going to be difficult to pull off as a western, by the way...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck.
I don't know how I feel about this.
I don't know if I like the fact that I beat Katy so closely with numbers being changed.
I don't know if I necessarily want to play this game anymore.
*sigh*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 17:42:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I missed OrgasMO sticking his 50 cents in.
I don't recall asking for the Gay Uber Contingents' opinion on this matter.
Go steal another poem, Poe (rhymes with mo).
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I'd be curious to see a list of poems I've stolen, beyond the ones that I obviously used as a basis for some posts (the Whitman parodies, the take on Eliot, the songs).
Now don't upset me or I'll hide your wallet on the top shelf of the cabinet, and there'll be no cash or credit cards for you for the whole weekend.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 17:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I missed OrgasMO sticking his 50 cents in.
I don't recall asking for the Gay Uber Contingents' opinion on this matter.
Go steal another poem, Poe (rhymes with mo).
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-23 17:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Birthday Hat?
Western?
WTF?
I beat O-Man?
Sorry I didn't get to rate too many this round, just had no time this round. I tried to make sure that I rated both attempts in a pairing for fairness though.
MyNameIsTim will be mine.
Why does that look so wrong?
-Dave
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Exactly, me and the Cobra Kai will kick your ass, Shlongy-san.
You're such a dipshit though, why can's you see it? Why!?!?!?!?!?!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think you're a scrawny, teenage computer nerd at all.
I know what you look like. A big, fat tub of shit who knows KARATE!!!
Why would that matter to me? I'm Shlongy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:08:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
also, i'm going to kick your ass this round scourge.
you should just forfeit now.
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Bring it on little girl.
I'm fixing to drop a load of awesome on this motherfucker. Word.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:17:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:07:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
are you guys really arguing with shlongy?
christ.
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I can think of a way you can help get me to stop, but it'd require your ninja blindfold and a fair amount of deep-throating on your part.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:07:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
are you guys really arguing with shlongy?
christ.
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I can think of a way you can help get me to stop, but it'd require your ninja headband and a fair amount of flexibility on your part.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola,
Yes, it makes the time go by.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
also, i'm going to kick your ass this round scourge.
you should just forfeit now.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Revised:
"Then, I'd attempt to put my cigarette out on your head.
After that, I'd go hang out at the back table with the cool, successful people and buy a bunch of hot chicks drinks."
You're correct in that you'd attempt, because I'd fucking take you like a little bitch. You think I'm a scrawny teenage computer nerd I bet. I'll let that slide because you must have missed the MMA, rugby, and wrestling posts I made. No big deal, Darth Vader and the Emporer under estimated someone once, biotch. Need I say more? haha
But, once again, it comes back to your youthful wanting. Shlongy, you're not cool. You're fucking old and play golf. The only reason a 'hot chick' would even look at you with that fucking schnoz is because she'd wonder why the Grandpa in the corner bought her a drink. Then she'd turn back to her girl friends and laugh at your wrinkly, out-dated ass. Note: 'hot chicks' don't dig old guys in Dockers, boat shoes, and collared polo shirts, especially when you pop the collar to look cool.
So take your tired ass home, eat a bowel of Breyers ice cream next to your wife on the couch and watch reruns of the Dick van Dyke show and keep wondering what it would have been like to fuck those hot chicks you wasted money on while knowing the only piece of ass your getting needs an overhaul and some more sauce for her roast beef.
And please, if you will, define success. If success for you is doing your best, just remember: Losers are always whining about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen, not a Golden Girl.
Get over yourself, dipshit.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you guys really arguing with shlongy?
christ.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:29:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge, you by far take the cake in coolest person this side of the Mississippi and the other side for that matter. When are you making the handbook for how to be cool again?
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Yeah, you're right.
The handbook will be available on Amazon.com by late September.
I had two pints of Guinness with lunch and now I don't want to work anymore. But I'm happy.
I'd call that a wash.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 16:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Then, I'd attempt to put my cigarette out on your head.
After that, I'd go hang out at the back table with the cool, successful people and buy a bunch of hot chicks drinks."
You're correct in that you'd attempt, because I'd fucking take like a little bitch. You think I'm scrawny teenage computer nerd I bet. I'll let that slide because you must have missed the MMA, rugby, and wrestling posts I made. No big deal, Darth Vader and the Emporer under estimated someone once, biotch. Need I say more? haha
But, once again, it comes back to your youthful wanting. Shlongy, you're not cool. You're fucking old and play golf. The only reason a 'hot chick' would even lock at your with that fucking schnoz is because she'd wonder why the Grandpa in the corner bought her a drink. Then she'd turn back to her girl friends and laugh at your wrinkly, out-dated ass. Note: 'hot chicks' don't dig old guys in Dockers, boat shoes, and collared polo shirts, especially when you pop the collar to look cool.
So take your tired ass home, eat a bowel of Breyers ice cream next to your wife on the couch and watch reruns of the Dick van Dyke show and keep wondering what it would have been like to fuck those hot chicks you wasted money on while knowing the only piece of ass your getting needs an overhaul and some more sauce for her roast beef.
And please, if you will, define success. If success for you is doing your best, just remember: Losers are always whining about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen, not a Golden Girl.
Get over yourself, dipshit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:49:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Then, I'd attempt to put my cigarette out on your head.
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You forgot the part about how you'd have to get a stepladder first, Lilliput Laben.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I ever allowed you in the same vicinity as I was in...it would be the highlight of your pathetic, racist, ignorant, backwardsass, jealous, blithering idiotic life.
You could then say "I met someone and he wasn't wearing overalls and he didn't smell like cowshit!"
Then, I'd attempt to put my cigarette out on your head.
After that, I'd go hang out at the back table with the cool, successful people and buy a bunch of hot chicks drinks.
You'd come around later and clean off our table.
Life is good.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I hang out with society's elite, business owners, Uber broads and pro athletes."
Are you fucking kidding me? This is what your elitism is based off of? This is your pinnacle of your self worth?
Fuck, you really are delusional. And if you think for one minute that you are society's elite, try reminding me of who you are. Again, you're a nobody living vicariously through your online persona.
I'll repeat, YOU. ARE. A. NOBOBY. YOU. MEAN. NOTHING.
I'm content with who I am and where I stand, you on the other hand feel the need to ooze your putrid faux elitism over all of us, trying to remind us that a man in his mid to late 40's is better than a bunch of twenty somethings.
You know what we have in common, you listless wannabe? We both sit on the internet at work.
If you are so fucking awesome, shitface, why do you still have to work? Can't one of your friends in the royal family hook you up with a cushy work from home job?
I hate to actually have to quote Pink Floyd but I think it would appeal to your age. Shlongy, all you are is just another brick in the wall. You're not special you piece of shit, no one here gives a fuck.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey shlong- thanks for rating my D-Prime. Don't forget to rate my opponent's, if you get a chance.
Thanks, sweet cheeks.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge, you by far take the cake in coolest person this side of the Mississippi and the other side for that matter. When are you making the handbook for how to be cool again?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What do you mean "think", Wildcat?
You couldn't carry my golf bag in the "class" department, asswipe.
I hang out with society's elite, business owners, Uber broads and pro athletes.
You hang out with dudes wearing backwards ballcaps, farm animals, racists dumbasses and busboys.
I'M DELUSIONAL??? Buahahahahahahahahaaaa...if you only knew...buahahahahaahaaa
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i apparently can't type for shit. or spell
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For anywone interested in an exhibition round. Sicosement and I will be writing. I'd like to use the same due date so we can include the posts in all other updates. The title for the exhibition round will be: Beer Cans
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh sico, you're such a cool guy. I wish I could be like you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Check out scourge and flak, you guys make it look so cool to have so many windows open in your browser.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A fascination with one's own fecal matter can be a prime indicator of schizophrenia. That would mean tha you, sico....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A fascination with one's own fecal matter can be a prime indicator of schizophrenia. That would mean tha you, sico....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget to vote in D-Prime, kiddies- voting ends tonight.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you have to kind of admire the fact that shlongy honestly believes he's better than anybody. i wish i was delusional like that.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell are you talking about sico?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell are you talking about, sico?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DADDIES FEED FETUSES PEPPERMINT PATTIES.
Now BEHAVE, both of you, or mommy gets the remote tonight AND there will be no humping, elephant or otherwise, for anyone.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you don't think this Feety character is my alter, sicosemen.
Are you your father's alter? I say nay, and that you are your own person.
Are you your mother's alter? I say nay, and that you are your own person.
But how the little scamp managed to get an Ubersite account I will NEVER know.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O-tron, why are you fighting with your own alter? Same reason as scourge, I suppose.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shit. looks like The Man is wise to me.
if i had functioning legs i'd totally scram outta here.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So now you think you outclass me because.............um, why again? Because you can remember when TV was just in black and white and there were 2 channels? Because you were in college when Kennedy was shot? Because you remember the good ol' days when dem niggras were only allowed on a golf course if they were your caddy and called you 'sir' every 60 seconds?
Jesus, you are pathetic. I mean, if we really want to break it down, do you even have kids? Really, do you have kids? I've never heard you mention it before. I can only assume that this is because your testicles don't work. That's what I'll always have over you: functioning semen. Fuck man, I beat you at a cellular level.
I enjoy arguing with you old man. Simply because of a saying my Dad used to have when I was younger but finally gave up when I got older, "Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and exuberance."
However bad ass you think you are, I'd still crack your brittle little bones, geezer.
Isn't it time for you nap? Maybe a changing?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEETY GO BACK TO YOUR WOMB RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:31:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT UP.
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:30:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am scourge.
No I'm not.
Yes I am.
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hey bras, can you both keep it down?
all this activity's really got me kicking right now.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone is battling some serious schizophrenia over there.
I'm interested brdn.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT UP.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am scourge.
No I'm not.
Yes I am.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am FlakMonkey.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:25:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am an idiot who needs to read to the end of the sentence apparently. Thank you for the clarification.
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You also need to ditch the alter. I think I am the only real person here.
Everytime people fuck up with alters I sit there going "What? FlakMonkey wasn't in the finals of the Shamrock Cup...What the hell?!?!"
Western huh? Shit....
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I'm not an alter. Look at my user number.
I'm just somebody who knows scourge in real life and wanted to fuck with him.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha wildcat.
Any of the losing contestants who are interested in doing an exhibition round let me know. I'd be willing to write for this again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wildcat- I haven't pissed or shit myself in 40 years - I'm the picture of health, beauty and class...but just based on what little I know of you, I bet you can't say the same thing...I bet you've pissed yourself in the last 12 months.
Ain't that right, dickcheese? LOOOOO ser
Stay down son...throw in the white towel...you're way out of your league.
Go back to taking on retro. I think you can take that little fruitcake.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ax I am surprised you didn't beat me, a great competitor. I salute you.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am an idiot who needs to read to the end of the sentence apparently. Thank you for the clarification.
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You also need to ditch the alter. I think I am the only real person here.
Everytime people fuck up with alters I sit there going "What? FlakMonkey wasn't in the finals of the Shamrock Cup...What the hell?!?!"
Western huh? Shit....
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice try at attacking the easy things about me. However, it's people like you that keep Depends, Geritol, and Denture techs in business, you old cocksucking wannabe. There, that was my swipe at the easy stuff.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i did answer you. I would have taken those out but in the few posts you entered a positive rating it would not have made a difference so i did not bother. I did calculate all posts and your ratings were completely left out. I don't like doing it, I know you sometimes have valid criticism to offer and somtimes have intelligent points to make but you're right, it'd be fucked if i left those in while removing the others.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola,
If you don't know me by now
You will never never never know me
All the things that we've been through
You should understand me like I understand you
Now girl I know the difference between right and wrong
I ain't gonna do nothing to break up our happy home
Oh don't get so excited when I come home a little late at night
Cos we only act like children when we argue fuss and fight
If you don't know me by now (If you don't know me)
You will never never never know me (No you won't)
If you don't know me by now
You will never never never know me
We've all got our own funny moods
I've got mine, woman you've got yours too
Just trust in me like I trust in you
As long as we've been together it should be so easy to do
Just get yourself together or we might as well say goodbye
What good is a love affair when you can't see eye to eye, oh
If you don't know me by now (If you don't know me)
You will never never never know me (No you won't)
If you don't know me by now (You will never never never know me)
You will never never never know me (ooh)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are occasionally funny shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But naked...you didn't answer my question.
Did my +2's with "Because I want to eat your vagina" ratings count?
If so, leaving those in STILL means your contest and ratings are tainted.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:48:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it just me or does anyone else wish Shlongy would finally succumb to old age and die?
No, it's not just you. There's a couple of other losers with minimum wage incomes, bad complexions, and limited social skills, like you, who wish the same thing.
You and your breathen are known as "the have nots" and your opinions don't matter.
But it's people like you who keep "Swanson" and their "Dinner For One" product line in business so I guess you're necessary, too.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:08:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I got fucking hosed in this competition all because of one silly thing I did. Motherfuckers, I want to kiss all of you.
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What one silly thing?
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am an idiot who needs to read to the end of the sentence apparently. Thank you for the clarification.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got fucking hosed in this competition all because of one silly thing I did. Motherfuckers, I want to kiss all of you.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats MyNameIsTim and good luck.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:09:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, B, not to fuck with your comp, 'cause I'm an awesome dude and all, but wouldn't katy win the FL if she had a 1.83 and gravitas only had a 1.69?
after removing the one -2 from his post he had a +2 and therefore is the highest rated loser.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
none of the posts that were adjusted had positive ratings from you. I would have removed them anyway. Shlong, We've gotten along in the past, there have been brief periods of unrest but overall we've gotten along. I'm not singling you out you just happened to join the fray of cake shitters for this comp. I'm trying to put on a fair competition. If I didn't adjust for retaliatory ratings and random "i like to fuck with people" ratings then users who actually should have had the better rating would lose. I will figure out a better way to judge these before I run another instead of using the ratings. do what you need to, I don't care, but I stated from the beginning of this comp that just like all of my prior comps I would be taking these ratings into account.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it just me or does anyone else wish Shlongy would finally succumb to old age and die?
Submitted by Massey (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:22:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:13:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not like I have any alters or anything.
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i know i don't have any, that's for sure.
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me either.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool man!
DAVROS
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this has quickly become a alter reunion.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:35:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Gofer won by .02. That bitch. I'm gonna go Unibomber on his ass. Good job.
Maybe that crushing defeat is enough to have you put the gun to that redneck temple of yours and pull the trigger, asshole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, let's see if I understand.
My +2's, for reasons as silly as "I like your ass" count.
But my -2's, even if I HATED the self-indulgent horseshit that was posted, BUT, if I said something hilariously comical, yet economical like "auto -2 for dipshitness" doesn't count?
Is THAT how you do it, Aristotle?
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's all this jibber jabber?
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:13:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not like I have any alters or anything.
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i know i don't have any, that's for sure.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you talking about sico? I am a very nice man who is always kind to puppies and children. Last week I even gave a homeless man half of my burrito.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge, you are silly twat, fucking shit dick.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh well, I love that alter like a son.
I'm going to keep using him until the day he's banned. He's a nice alter, he only leaves +2s.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And Retro's not witty enough to write anything at all. Again, this is common knowledge.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B U S T E D !!!
And I was so good at keeping that secret, too.
It's tough to do. I imagine, anyway. Not like I have any alters or anything.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is what happens if you leave the computer unattended for an hour or so and come back and review in a heated moment.
Forgetfulness kills all my alters. Such a shame.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaaaaa
and now I've fucked that one up, haven't I?
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, B, not to fuck with your comp, 'cause I'm an awesome dude and all, but wouldn't katy win the FL if she had a 1.83 and gravitas only had a 1.69?
AND WHY AM I GETTING ALL THESE FUCKING TITLES?
leprechauns tell me to hurt people
darby o'gill and the revenge of the little people
count to purple backwards
TIPTOE THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING TULIPS????????
IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?
Goddamn sonofabitch.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WIFEY VS SCOURGEY?
Oh dear.
I'm going to be in trouble either way.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wildcat isnt witty enought o come up with uberbomber, thats why :)
Submitted by swine_powered_hate_machine (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why not Uberbomber Mcgee?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gofer won by .02. That bitch. I'm gonna go Unibomber on his ass. Good job.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Note to self: having the most reviewed post will likely fuck you in the long run.
Well played, Dave. Carry on in Round 2.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GO SCOURGE! YOU CAN DO IT!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMNIT! I Knew I was missing something. the genre for Round 2 is "western". thanks, Barry
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-23 12:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
time for lunch. back in about an hour.