D-Prime Madness presented by Darko : Round One Analysis and Round Two Titles (1471 hits)
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Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-06-24 21:36:48 EDT
The first round of D-Prime Madness is over, and as of this moment, Round Two officially begins. The quality and seriousness of the competition up to this point has been really impressive. Here is an analysis of Round One and the official Round Two match-ups/titles.
Round One Facts: There were five forfeits in round one, including one double forfeit. Because of this an extra spot opened up meaning that two of the round one losers will be moving on. The average rating of round one was 1.37, with only two users having their entry get below a 1. The average number of reviews was 23, with three users having 40. Both of the NSFW posts this round moved on to round two.
Round One Results:
Beyond Salvation
ghola - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89445 defeats badassmofo - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89508 . Good match-up, only one of them could win though, and that was ghola who tied with BobLobla and guiness for most reviews in the first round of the competition.
Stand On Your Seat
Average_Dan - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89500 defeats Bubba2341 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89498 . I'll be honest, I didn't read either of these. All I know is Bubba had a hard time thinking of something to go with the title, and Average_Dan posted a picture of a Spongebob Toilet Seat cover. Spongebob clearly won.
Under the Stars
EchoBoxing - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89501 defeats Hookhand - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89551 . This one wasn't even close. Hookhand had the second lowest rating of the round, and Echo Boxing had a picture of Gary Busey fucking a girl under the night sky.
From the Belly of the Whale
Maiorano84 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89547 defeats Brdn_Nkd - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89482 . A close match-up that would have been even closer if Brdn_Nkd had not gotten "shit on by shlongy". Again, I didn't read either of these, but Maiorano had a picture of Puke-man, and was told to "Eat it" by a guy named Mike Hunt.
Downcast With Hope
rad1101 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89555 defeats kracka - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89412 . I have no idea how the hell this happened. Rad didn't even post a picture of his former dogs or camwhore. Somehow he ended up winning though. It must have been his filename.
Anything But Mine
goferferhire - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89383 defeats Orgasmatron - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89578 . Goferforhire won because he posted before Orgasmatron. Well, technically he won because he posted before I fulfilled my promise to +2 all of his posts, because otherwise I wouldn't have rated it at all. Tough break for the O-man.
Give Up the Ghost
Deadline defeats both Axolotl and redskieslookfake. You would think with two users battling the deadline that at least one of them would be able to win, but that was not the case. The double forfeit means that a second best loser will move on to round two.
On Pins and Needles
MrSmiley - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89353 defeats Sacrilicious - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89406 . Mr. Smiley is neither female nor as well known as Sacrilicious. However, he is an alter, and the person he is altering for is more well known than she is. Sacrilicious even put in the effort to come up with a filename for her picture, but even that didn't help her. It was close, but Smiley won by .1
Isn't It Funny How Everything Works Out
BobLobla - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89428 defeats inion_de_trua - forfeit. Bob Lobla posted what rad and I declared the best d-prime madness post ever. He had a 1.97 on 40 reviews, and the only reason it wasn't a perfect 2 is that sideshow forgot to rate. Inion_de_trua decided she would rather post her entry in some other contest which is going on right now and make a post about New York than compete. What a bitch, eh?
Crowd on Their Feet
ChristPuncher - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89535 defeats CaptainThorns - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89464 . CaptainThorns seemed to have it all in his post. There were Nazis, there were people being gassed. Good times had by all. But then Habeeb came and killed the Red Sox and everybody at Wrigley Stadium during a game. He even had a peener in there. As long as beeb remembers that he's in a competition and doesn't get himself banned, nobody may be able to beat him.
Later, I Promise
Darko - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89586 defeats Joedaddy. I have it on good authority that Joedaddy plans to post his entry later. He promised me himself. I however posted the most highly rated entry this round. Fuck Zach, Slater gets what he wants because he earned it.
Let it Ride
The_Cyst_Master - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89423 defeats corn_nugget - forfeit. Cobra Commander killed Corn in Cyst's post, and nobody as seen her since. Don't worry though G.I. Joe is on the case!
Unfamiliar Ceiling
guiness - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89330 defeats DirtyDoubleEntendre - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89438 . After receiving his stellar -1.37 rating, DDE went insane and posted thrice more in an effort to bait Shlongy to keep reviewing him.
The best of the worst who get to move on:
Congratulations go out to Sacrilicious and Brdn_Nkd for sucking slightly less than the other losers in this round! Try not to lose this time.
Titles...!
Round two:
MrSmiley against goferferhire: A Shoe on the Side of the Road
Maiorano84 against The_Cyst_Master: Baptism of Fire
EchoBoxing against rad1101: It's Inevitable
Ghola against Sacrilicious: The Marching Morons
Brdn_Nkd against ChristPuncher: Eat Your Poison
Guiness against Darko: I'll hire someone to do it
BobLobla against Average_Dan: New World Order
The round ends at 9:30pm Friday, in exactly six days, the successful posters are tallied and move on to Round Three. An entry must have 3 unique ratings in order to be valid, so be careful about posting at 9pm on Friday because you might end up forfeiting. Despite posting this on Saturday, I did go through the ratings on Friday.
Good luck, and may the most awesome user win!
User Reviews
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-30 21:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MrSmiley:
goferferhire: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89822
Maiorano84: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89831
The_Cyst_Master: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89744
EchoBoxing: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89786
rad1101: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89792
Ghola: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89869
Sacrilicious: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89870
Brdn_Nkd:
ChristPuncher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89631
Guiness:
Darko: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89857
BobLobla: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89828
Average_Dan: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89865
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here, indeed.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89870
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-30 08:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89869
here, sir.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-30 04:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89865
There you go sweetie.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-30 04:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-29 22:12:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
MrSmiley:
goferferhire: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89822
Maiorano84: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89831
The_Cyst_Master: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89744
EchoBoxing: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89786
rad1101: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89792
Ghola:
Sacrilicious:
Brdn_Nkd:
ChristPuncher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89631
Guiness:
Darko: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89857
BobLobla: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89828
Average_Dan: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89865
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-30 02:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really don't want to do him dirty.
ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO, HOWEVER, IS ENCOURAGED
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-30 01:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You understand there are no rules in this competition, so all you have to do to move on is make sure your rating is higher than his.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-30 01:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You understand that I call bullshit if echoboxing wins this round
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-29 22:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MrSmiley:
goferferhire: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89822
Maiorano84: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89831
The_Cyst_Master: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89744
EchoBoxing: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89786
rad1101: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89792
Ghola:
Sacrilicious:
Brdn_Nkd:
ChristPuncher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89631
Guiness:
Darko: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89857
BobLobla: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89828
Average_Dan:
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-29 22:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89857 mine
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-29 20:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know Darko, I'm freaking working on it!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This round ends in about 30 hours
MrSmiley:
goferferhire: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89822
Maiorano84:
The_Cyst_Master: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89744
EchoBoxing: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89786
rad1101: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89792
Ghola:
Sacrilicious:
Brdn_Nkd:
ChristPuncher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89631
Guiness:
Darko:
BobLobla: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89828
Average_Dan:
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is my meager attempt.
Dont expect anything good...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89828
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89822
He could literally post a picture of himself throwing shit at small children and do better than me. Because I sucked this one up.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 08:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MrSmiley:
goferferhire:
Maiorano84:
The_Cyst_Master: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89744
EchoBoxing: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89786
rad1101: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89792
Ghola:
Sacrilicious:
Brdn_Nkd:
ChristPuncher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89631
Guiness:
Darko:
BobLobla:
Average_Dan:
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89792
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 01:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61506
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-29 01:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89786
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89744
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-28 02:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm assuming everyone is planning last minute entries. Still lots of time before the deadline.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-28 01:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so where we at with this?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New World Order?
How cliche!
5HOULD I7 B3 ABOUT TEH WRESTLING OR AN ANTI-CLIMATIC-POST-APOCYLYPTIC TALE OF DEATH, DESTRUCTION AND MAYHEM?
Any thoughts?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-06-26 00:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS DERP
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89631
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-06-26 00:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROUND 2 ENTRY
BOO YAA I SHOULD GET FIRST ONE POINTS WOO
GO SOX WOO
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-06-25 22:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh oh
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-06-25 21:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
that is all
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well damn
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-25 07:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone slip me a razor blade.
Please.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-25 01:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i guarentee a victory
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-25 01:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am so happy i won
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-25 01:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DARKO ROCKZS SOME SEROUUS COCKS
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-25 01:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
darko darlsp darlo p
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89438 . It would have been pretty hard to do worse than that.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Second lowest? Jesus, who the fuck did I beat?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 22:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I understand, and it probably isn't accurate to call him an alter either- he is a character. I wondered if he'd been created for that reason for some time before I knew he was yours.
And I saw your post on pH..how funny that my name appears in a post over there. Kind of cool, I guess.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-24 22:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I intended him to be a seperate character more than a traditinoal alter, I made a post on PH earlier where I described his posts as low brow method acting.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 22:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On Pins and Needles
MrSmiley - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89353 defeats Sacrilicious - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89406 . Mr. Smiley is neither female nor as well known as Sacrilicious. However, he is an alter, and the person he is altering for is more well known than she is. Sacrilicious even put in the effort to come up with a filename for her picture, but even that didn't help her. It was close, but Smiley won by .1
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Oh, and good round, DC. I was sort of annoyed I was beaten by an alter, but I think it was decent of you to let me know. From what I've read, I actually like Mr Smiley, and I'll rate you now that the round's over.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-24 22:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 22:01:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, I'm in this?
And I'm up against the ninja?
What the deuce, good fellow..
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Your title is The Marching Morons? Hey. HEY!! LEAVE ME OUT
OF YOUR STORY!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-24 22:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-24 21:50:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am winning Teh DArkoMadness
What? what? shoe?
Goddamn I'm not liking that title. I really meant to keep Mr Smiley a secret, but thats all fucked now.
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FUCK!! Now that I got my ass whupped by trying to write to a shitty title, you get
one that immediately brought to mind at least four story ideas. Good luck!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-24 22:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry I'm typing already.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 22:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, I'm in this?
And I'm up against the ninja?
What the deuce, good fellow..
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-24 21:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least you got a title. This is twice in a row I selected a sentence that jpeg used on their and decided it was close enough to a title that I had to use it.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-24 21:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, i'm against sacrilicous. fabulous.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-24 21:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am winning Teh DArkoMadness
What? what? shoe?
Goddamn I'm not liking that title. I really meant to keep Mr Smiley a secret, but thats all fucked now.