I feel like shit and I have to go at WalMart (+ Bonus Le Blue Steel!) (4196 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2006-06-25 14:17:59 EDT
It was my bianual drug intake weekend.
I spent friday and saturday doing cocaine in bars and afterhours and after-afterhours. I lost about 10 pounds.
Now I feel like complete utter shit and now I have to go buy random crap for my new apartment at WalMart. I have been there only once and it was a hellish experience.
It can't get any worse.
And now, as promised and because this post has little content and because I know you love it...LE BLUE STEEL!
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-02 00:19:20 EDT (#)
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Sorry.. I was.. uhh..
hoping we could share him?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-01 23:27:52 EDT (#)
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stay away from my man, bitch, don't make me take off my Lee Press-On Nails
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-01 23:12:12 EDT (#)
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I love looking at you.
You're gorgeously gorgeous.
I know. That was a bit stalkeristic.
So be it.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-06-30 17:47:40 EDT (#)
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C'est pas un +2 pour ton article, mais plustot un +2 pour tes yeux. Asti que t'as l'aire PÉTER! Moi nonplus, j'aime pas sa wal-mart, j'me sens tout le temps watcher. Imagine si j'aurait les yeux dememe, c'est comme un... un... J'arrive pas a mettre des mots, j'suis trops peter :P! yehh
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:53:44 EDT (#)
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Yo, get me an eight-ball.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2006-06-30 15:25:43 EDT (#)
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Linkwhore
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-29 22:57:19 EDT (#)
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Jew are french.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:06:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:55:26 (#)
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That's a yes. If you ever plan a trip here you should let me know.
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that's nice of you because the only thing that stops me from going is the lack of place to crash.
paying for a hotel is dumb.
ESPECIALLY WHEN OLD MEN WILL LET YOU SLEEP IN THEIR BED AND PAY YOU IN RETURN! WTF?!!?
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:55:26 EDT (#)
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That's a yes. If you ever plan a trip here you should let me know.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:54:57 EDT (#)
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gayer than richard simmons blowing kevin spacey whilst giving a reach-around with a vibrating dildo with the french tickler top.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:54:13 EDT (#)
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I'VE GOT FIRST DIBS ON OUR LAZY-EYED FRENCHIE IF HE COMES TO NY, DEE, YOU CAN HAVE SLOPPY SECONDS
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:52:07 EDT (#)
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I certainly plan too! NYC is in my top ten coolest place!
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:50:25 EDT (#)
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Ever come to New York?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:30:16 EDT (#)
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Wtf are you talking about?
Are you suggesting I'd care about my flag being burnt?
Maybe it's because of your american perception, but patriotism isn't exactly important elsewhere, you know?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:16:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-28 12:53:47 (#)
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Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-28 12:44:48 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-28 12:40:44 (#)
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it's just a godamn flag, who fucking cares (except americans)?
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I'm sure you would care if someone was burning the Canadian flag in front of your house ;)
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No, I would not give a shit. Except perhaps for the irritating smell of burnt fabric.
It's a flag...sure it's symbolic but it's not my fucking testament.
Nice lie.
haha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:47:04 EDT (#)
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I really get creeped out by cross-eyed people, sorry
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-06-28 17:07:22 EDT (#)
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(linkwhore + linkwhore) * shitty post = -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-28 16:03:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-06-28 15:55:58 (#)
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with that pic you expect us to believe you only do drugs twice a year?
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I don't expect you to believe anything. It won't change my drug intake if you believe me or not.
I am curious however how my pic goes against what I said. Do I look like a drug addict?
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-06-28 15:55:58 EDT (#)
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with that pic you expect us to believe you only do drugs twice a year?
Let me guess, january through june, and jully through december, right?
Good luck with Wally World. I hate that place almost as much as Target.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-28 15:37:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-28 09:57:59 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
How the hell did I miss this? A Skynyrd shirt AND camo pants? Two weeks around my part of the world and I'd have you chewing tobacco and saying "damn" with two syllables. I hate to break it to you but you're a closet redneck.
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Hey fuck you Silver! I say damn with 2 syllables. I'm sooooooo NOT a redneck either.
Day-um!
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-06-28 13:54:00 EDT (#)
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on looks alone
(There you go - a nice lil' ego-stroke)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-28 13:08:47 EDT (#)
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it's all right.
besides, someone acknowledging that i'm one of the few cool people here can't be all that bad :-P
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-28 12:54:47 EDT (#)
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goddddd damn i was drunk last night. i'm one of those super happy happy joy joy drunks...ya know what i mean?? but it's better than being a mean ass drunk. i bet method is the latter kind. he just broods in the corner of a bar and scares away girls with his ogre-like face.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-28 11:10:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-28 08:49:23 (#)
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Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-28 05:20:05 (#)
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nigga, if you're ever in chicago let me know. we will kick it hardcore...i will get you crunk and we will tear this city a new fucking asshole. fuck method and schlong sucker and gaypeg and all those other uber dorks. you are like one of the only few cool people on uber.
THIS IS NOT THE ALCOHOL TALKING.
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That might just be the gayest thing I have EVER heard on this site. I think this faggot is in love with you, Caul. "Tear this city a new asshole" indeed.
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I love it when you get jealous sweety.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:18:53 EDT (#)
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I just want you to know that I saved this pic as my wall paper.
Now everytime I turn on my computer, I janx instantly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:17:20 EDT (#)
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Tony Montana and Caul WOULD make a cute couple, in a real "5 fags on BRAVO network" kind of way.
GO FOR IT, TONY! TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:08:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-28 08:39:52 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:00:33 (#)
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boxer briefs are shaped like boxers, as in they go down your legs, but they hug your nuts like briefs.
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Boxer briefs are also the spawn of Satan. Damn things bunch up too much to be comfortable under pants.
Just do what I do and don't wear briefs at all.
"Now I'm free......free-ballin'...."
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but boxer briefs are wonderful if that's all you're gonna wear. everything gets a nice shape then. they also help those with nositall.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-28 09:57:59 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
How the hell did I miss this? A Skynyrd shirt AND camo pants? Two weeks around my part of the world and I'd have you chewing tobacco and saying "damn" with two syllables. I hate to break it to you but you're a closet redneck.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-28 08:49:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-28 05:20:05 (#)
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nigga, if you're ever in chicago let me know. we will kick it hardcore...i will get you crunk and we will tear this city a new fucking asshole. fuck method and schlong sucker and gaypeg and all those other uber dorks. you are like one of the only few cool people on uber.
THIS IS NOT THE ALCOHOL TALKING.
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That might just be the gayest thing I have EVER heard on this site. I think this faggot is in love with you, Caul. "Tear this city a new asshole" indeed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-28 08:39:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:00:33 (#)
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boxer briefs are shaped like boxers, as in they go down your legs, but they hug your nuts like briefs.
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Boxer briefs are also the spawn of Satan. Damn things bunch up too much to be comfortable under pants.
Just do what I do and don't wear briefs at all.
"Now I'm free......free-ballin'...."
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-28 05:20:05 EDT (#)
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nigga, if you're ever in chicago let me know. we will kick it hardcore...i will get you crunk and we will tear this city a new fucking asshole. fuck method and schlong sucker and gaypeg and all those other uber dorks. you are like one of the only few cool people on uber.
THIS IS NOT THE ALCOHOL TALKING.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-27 21:04:33 EDT (#)
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So, let me get this straight.
If I was a fag like Caul, I , too, could garner 2200 hits for a shit post like THIS?
Hmmmmmmmmm....
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:10:41 EDT (#)
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kaos-king - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89623#2036815
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:05:48 EDT (#)
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Wow.
Just wow.
I can NOT believe you have that shirt on.
You would literally burst into flame, your Frenchy-Quebec soul seething with the hatred of ten thousand suns, if you ever were forced to attend a concert by Skynyrd. Everything you claim to despise about America would be represented there in astounding quantity. You would be trembling, a sheen of sweat on your brow, hands clenched in fists of rage...
...fuck, it would be a glorious sight.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:00:33 EDT (#)
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boxer briefs are shaped like boxers, as in they go down your legs, but they hug your nuts like briefs.
http://www.neimanmarcus.com/products/mt/NMM9597_mt.jpg
http://www.neimanmarcus.com/products/mt/NMM9597_mt.jpg
i'd really like to thank you for giving me the opportunity to look those up. made my day.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:40:58 EDT (#)
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Nice cammo pants...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:40:34 EDT (#)
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WTF Was I doing?
I started typing before I rated and it got all fucked up
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:16:07 EDT (#)
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what's a boxer briefs?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:13:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:05:07 (#)
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By LE BLUE STEEL do you mean LE UGLY
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le jealousy?
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:05:07 EDT (#)
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By LE BLUE STEEL do you mean LE UGLY
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:42:50 EDT (#)
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corn's right. boxer briefs?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:26:00 EDT (#)
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wow do you look gay in that picture.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-27 08:18:59 EDT (#)
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i have that exact same t-shirt.
homo friends forever!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-27 00:47:03 EDT (#)
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You fucking linkwhoring bastard!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89658
REVENGE LINKWHORE!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-26 23:02:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89549
for Allman Brothers reference
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-26 22:55:24 EDT (#)
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lynyrd skynyrd is terrible you retarded faggots, listen to the allman brothers PERIOD
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-06-26 22:43:39 EDT (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by subtastic (user info) at 2006-06-26 21:58:10 EDT (#)
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skynard? made me think of the divinyls.
i love myself... i want you to love me...
+1 for jumping moving day.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-06-26 21:48:00 EDT (#)
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You are such a fucking fairy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-26 18:00:25 EDT (#)
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OK.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:58:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:49:04 (#)
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Really, what little kid did you rape to get that XXS shirt?
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hahahhaha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:49:04 EDT (#)
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Really, what little kid did you rape to get that XXS shirt?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:42:09 EDT (#)
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nothing changes here I see.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:38:17 EDT (#)
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sod the content...Great photo.
:D
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:32:11 EDT (#)
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I didnt think French Canadians could get this faggy!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:25:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:22:10 (#)
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I would like to purge but I tried to get back in shape recently and my upper back is falling appart. On top of that, I cracked a rib while hurling my 50$ dinner a week ago and I badly sprained a finger while playing football yesterday night (it's all blue and swollen!).
It's not going well :-(
SO LET'S EAT MORE!
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But I will get fat :( and then no one on Uber will make fun of my skeletal hands again.
:( :(
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:24:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:08:09 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:06:21 (#)
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HEY CAUL!
I ate a HUGE piece of chocolate cake.
I felt a need to tell you.
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I GOT WORSE!
I ATE THE WALMART'S MCDONALD YESTERDAY! :-O
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HAHAHA, CONGRATULATIONS THAT MAKES YOU AUTOMATICALLY AMERICAN, YOU PAUVRE PATHETIQUE!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:22:10 EDT (#)
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I would like to purge but I tried to get back in shape recently and my upper back is falling appart. On top of that, I cracked a rib while hurling my 50$ dinner a week ago and I badly sprained a finger while playing football yesterday night (it's all blue and swollen!).
It's not going well :-(
SO LET'S EAT MORE!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:15:35 EDT (#)
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I think we should make plans to purge!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:09:41 EDT (#)
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*ate AT...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:08:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:06:21 (#)
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HEY CAUL!
I ate a HUGE piece of chocolate cake.
I felt a need to tell you.
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I GOT WORSE!
I ATE THE WALMART'S MCDONALD YESTERDAY! :-O
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:06:21 EDT (#)
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HEY CAUL!
I ate a HUGE piece of chocolate cake.
I felt a need to tell you.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:02:09 EDT (#)
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It's pretty trendy to wear vintage-style classic rock band t-shirts with modern garb. At least in New York City it is. That and CBGB t-shirts.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:58:19 EDT (#)
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eh, perhaps I'll look it up. I'm so short on music nowadays that I have to resort to Islamic chants (it's actually quite good!) to change the routine a bit.
When I read inverted in the mirror it looked like NYPD/SKYWARD or something and I didn't give it further thought. I had no idea that shirt would be the object of conversation on this post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:56:29 EDT (#)
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Lynyrd Skynyrd is in a three way tie with "Journey" and "Kansas" for "Worst Fucking Bands of All Time" on the all important Shlongy list.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:49:10 EDT (#)
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well its the sentiment..
try listening to:
Double Trouble
The Breeze
Bullets
I know a Little
MCA
Saturday Night Special
Texas Two-Step
Swamp Music
Hardly dull!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:48:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:46:17 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:29:39 (#)
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That's a point, but the difference is that you deserve the hate :-)
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Perhaps my country deserves the hate but I don't think every individual American deserves to be hated.
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I'm kidding, ma petite. You and most people here little idea what I actually think of the U.S.
We're just charicatures here after all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:47:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:35:24 (#)
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yea some of them
they still play though
They went back on the road in '88. Their first show after the crash, they played freebird for the encore. The brother (Ronnie, Jonny, and Donny, I forget at the moment) was too choked up to sing the song, so they turned all the lights off in the venue, had one single spotlight beaming straight down to an empty Mic Stand, with (the dead brother's) cowboy hat resting atop.
The back drop was screening through pictures of the band when they were younger, as the croud (not any of the band members) screemed out every single word to Free Bird while Skynyrd played the music.
Fucking BOSH.
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I just listened to the song Free Bird...don't take it personally but it is quite sluggish and boring.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:46:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:29:39 (#)
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That's a point, but the difference is that you deserve the hate :-)
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Perhaps my country deserves the hate but I don't think every individual American deserves to be hated.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:35:24 EDT (#)
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yea some of them
they still play though
They went back on the road in '88. Their first show after the crash, they played freebird for the encore. The brother (Ronnie, Jonny, and Donny, I forget at the moment) was too choked up to sing the song, so they turned all the lights off in the venue, had one single spotlight beaming straight down to an empty Mic Stand, with (the dead brother's) cowboy hat resting atop.
The back drop was screening through pictures of the band when they were younger, as the croud (not any of the band members) screemed out every single word to Free Bird while Skynyrd played the music.
Fucking BOSH.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:31:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:10:00 (#)
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i have seen skynyrd 3 times
once with zz top and ted nugent (BEER DRINKERS AND HELL RAISERS TOUR)
once at the Melody Tent in the Cape (BEST place to see any concert)
Once with 38 Special last year at the Worcester Centrum
And I will see them a 4th time this year at Meadowbrook
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Aren't they dead? In ConAir (worst movie ever), Steve Buscemi says the band died in a plane crash.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:29:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:24:44 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:59:49 (#)
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So I've been told by english-canadian or american women who say we are generally more accommodating. You know what to do then! Find yourself a french-canadian man...if you can deal with the fact that the entire world will hate him :-D
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Nah, the rest of the world would probably be too busy hating me for being American. They probably wouldn't even notice him.
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That's a point, but the difference is that you deserve the hate :-)
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:24:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:59:49 (#)
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So I've been told by english-canadian or american women who say we are generally more accommodating. You know what to do then! Find yourself a french-canadian man...if you can deal with the fact that the entire world will hate him :-D
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Nah, the rest of the world would probably be too busy hating me for being American. They probably wouldn't even notice him.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:18:15 EDT (#)
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if thats ok with leilani
because having 2 wives is totally bosh
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:16:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:22:58 (#)
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NO!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
When one wears a Lynard Skynard shirt, one must have a pair of dingy and torn jeans AND a Confederate flag bandana. You get extra points if you have a dingy and dirty trucker hat too with some kind of slogan like "these colors don't run"
I know you're Canadian and all but damn boy, you needs to git skool'd!
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we're getting married
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:10:00 EDT (#)
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i have seen skynyrd 3 times
once with zz top and ted nugent (BEER DRINKERS AND HELL RAISERS TOUR)
once at the Melody Tent in the Cape (BEST place to see any concert)
Once with 38 Special last year at the Worcester Centrum
And I will see them a 4th time this year at Meadowbrook
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:08:22 EDT (#)
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Skynyrd
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:07:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:37:20 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:30:16 (#)
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Nowadays it's the men that do everything so I don't know why it makes you sad.
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That's definately not the way things are here. American men are getting lazier and lazier it seems.
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I don't know what you are talking about I can cook a wide variety of microwavable meals.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:59:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:37:20 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:30:16 (#)
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Nowadays it's the men that do everything so I don't know why it makes you sad.
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That's definately not the way things are here. American men are getting lazier and lazier it seems.
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So I've been told by english-canadian or american women who say we are generally more accommodating. You know what to do then! Find yourself a french-canadian man...if you can deal with the fact that the entire world will hate him :-D
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:47:49 EDT (#)
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I take offense Julie!
I do 95% of the cooking in my house, ranging from homemade soup to quiche.
And I'm 80% straight.
ok 70%
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:44:55 EDT (#)
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i know how to cook, and im an American male.
by "cook" i really meant "steak and hamburgers on the grill".
and by "American male" i really meant "Russian Hermaphrodite"
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:37:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:30:16 (#)
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Nowadays it's the men that do everything so I don't know why it makes you sad.
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That's definately not the way things are here. American men are getting lazier and lazier it seems. I don't know any straight men who can/will cook anything besides steak or hamburgers on the barbeque anyway.
Even if you were right, I'd still like to learn how to cook because I don't like having to depend on other people to do things for me. I prefer to do everything myself, even the things I don't know how to do.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd let you slide your python up my asshole and after you came inside me I would fart out a mixture of cum, blood, shit, and lube all over your flaccid cock and then you would make me go digging through the pile of excretion trying to find the condom and if I found the condom you would reward me by letting me tongue your perenium. (I think that's how you spell it, but I'm not sure. I didn't want to just say "taint" because that word is such a turn-off.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:20:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I'm a terrible cook and it makes me sad."""
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Nowadays it's the men that do everything so I don't know why it makes you sad.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LE FREE BIRD
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:51:13 (#)
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Anyway Fire Marshall Bill says its a hazard to take your Smoke ALarms off the wall .
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I took down all of my smoke alarms because they kept going off every single time I'd try to cook. Yes, I'm a terrible cook and it makes me sad. The only edible things I can actually make are California rolls, brown rice, steamed vegetables, and salmon with misoyaki sauce.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bought some camoflage trousers once, put them down and have never been able to find them since.
No?
The old ones are the best apparently.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:11:01 EDT (#)
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And for fucks sake, is it possible that you can get a t-shirt that you didn't borrow from your 5 year old nephew?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks a fucking lot. I can't see your legs, but if I had to guess....they are purple Aladdin pants. Am I right?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG....I THINK I HAVE THE SAME BELT!!
Anyway Fire Marshall Bill says its a hazard to take your Smoke ALarms off the wall .
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now you're doing it on purpose.
It was more fun when you were unintentionally gay. =(
le sigh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:55:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
You made a post and then mentioned me. I feel so fucking special.
The irony of the shirt you're wearing is just too much. Check out the lyrics to Sweet Home Alabama and how they are telling the Canadian Neil Young to fuck off. Good times."""
I couldn't care less.
For your reading pleasure, my narcisistic friend:
http://forums.menshealth.com/eve/ubb.x/a/tpc/f/275109121/m/837106361/r/910109361?source=rodale """
The only people to ever call me gay are on Ubersite. Even then it's just a small group of fatties and rejects like you, do you really think I give a shit? And for the ten thousandth times, if it bothered me, would I have fueled those rumors myself?
Get that through your thick skull already you redundant retarded fuck.
Seriously, you are either a very repressed homo or the most boring human in history.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Walmarts not so bad; I'd just bring a flea collar and a few doses of penicellin. Besides, based on your outfit I'd say you shop there more regularly than you'd like us to believe.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Elain, just come out of the closet already.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was my bianual drug intake weekend.
That's worth a laugh or two.
We have a biannual drug free weekend but I seem to forget when...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:21:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you 'work out' a lot?
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i thought i said that i deflated a lot since i injured my back, fatty
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I finally manage to kill off Hidden and now Hidden II rises from the ashes.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You made a post and then mentioned me. I feel so fucking special.
The irony of the shirt you're wearing is just too much. Check out the lyrics to Sweet Home Alabama and how they are telling the Canadian Neil Young to fuck off. Good times.
For your reading pleasure, my narcisistic friend:
http://forums.menshealth.com/eve/ubb.x/a/tpc/f/275109121/m/837106361/r/910109361?source=rodale
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You are obviously fighting to keep a straight face in that one. *saves to harddrive for Teh Hotness Resurrection planned for SPT this week*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YOU'RE A GUY!???
YOU'RE
A
FUCKING
GUY?????
i thought you were french....
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
COcaine = fag drug. Take some base or speed and stop with all the fanny coke. Ps snorting speed is 10 x better than 10 lines of coke. Oh and none of this 'it was good coke' shit or 'your coke must be crap'. Coke just sucks. Blue steel made me laugh though, so have a +1.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you 'work out' a lot?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-26 05:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't think that Wal-Mart was allowed to trade in Canada, wasn't there some sort of odd ruling a few years ago?
You're looking healthy though. Well done you.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-26 00:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have returned to this hell-hole to tell you that I love your pants, but burn the shirt.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-26 00:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a homo.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-25 23:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FREEBIRD
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-25 23:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No he's not. He looks to be the perfect weight for his frame and height.
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2006-06-25 23:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ur too skinny.
Eat.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-25 20:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I vote gay.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-25 19:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-06-25 19:19:00 (#)
Ranking: 1
how the hell did you not know of LS.
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I don't know, I just didn't. They seem like a rather old band.
Besides I didn't even pay attention to what was written on the shirt when I bought it.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 19:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, so you're not gay. Thank you for confirming that.
BUT WHAT ABOUT BART?
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-06-25 19:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
how the hell did you not know of LS. is kwee-bek that out of touch with the rest of the world these days. oh and yeah moving day
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-25 19:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-25 18:18:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-25 17:54:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
you are gay get the fuck out
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surely you could do better than this reply.
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Spray you with a fire extinguisher.
-2 because cocaine is for losers and queers.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-25 18:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice fatigues GI Jane, was the Canadian army recruiting for its' bitch division today?
Sorry, had to get that out of my system.
All that aside, +2 file name.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-25 18:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-25 17:54:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
you are gay get the fuck out
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surely you could do better than this reply.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-25 18:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul, I don't think anyone actually thinks you're gay when you're claiming you're not, people just say you are gay os you're so...erm, gay-like.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-25 18:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-25 17:36:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 15:10:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, seriously, are you gay?
I mean, I see people sayin' shit like that, and I don't really care that much, so I ignore most posts that involve your sexuality, but you don't seem to object, so... Are you?
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No, I'm not.
But it's not matter what I say people will assume what they want and it's really not important since we're all strangers.
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Yeah, no one is stranger than you. :-/
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-06-25 17:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the first pic of you I've seen and, zoolander bit aside, you don't look gay. I always assumed you would because why else would people rag on you so much. Then I realized people suck. Anywho, I declare you straight. Go be at peace.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-25 17:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are gay get the fuck out
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-25 17:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have a shave, queerbait.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-25 17:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 15:10:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, seriously, are you gay?
I mean, I see people sayin' shit like that, and I don't really care that much, so I ignore most posts that involve your sexuality, but you don't seem to object, so... Are you?
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No, I'm not.
But it's not matter what I say people will assume what they want and it's really not important since we're all strangers.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-25 17:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-25 17:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:29:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
People can say all they want about your physical appearance...but I say the thing that makes you gay is the oven-pad-thingie hanging from the oven handle there.
A real man doesn't need a pad, especially one attached to the rod. Besides, real men don't cook.
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What the fuck? Real men dont cook? Yeah, I guess grilling is for chicks. Like fixing cars and blowing shit up.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah +2 camwhore
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wait a second, you lost 10 pounds over 2 days?
So it takes about 100 times less...er, time, than dieting, and has the added bonus of being cocaine? Why in fuck have I avoided it?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOOH YEAH, THIS IS GOING RIIIIIGHT INTO THE SPANK BANK
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
People can say all they want about your physical appearance...but I say the thing that makes you gay is the oven-pad-thingie hanging from the oven handle there.
A real man doesn't need a pad, especially one attached to the rod. Besides, real men don't cook.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
When one wears a Lynard Skynard shirt, one must have a pair of dingy and torn jeans AND a Confederate flag bandana. You get extra points if you have a dingy and dirty trucker hat too with some kind of slogan like "these colors don't run"
I know you're Canadian and all but damn boy, you needs to git skool'd!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, are you wearing clear nail polish? Your nails look shiny.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant ever go to Wal Mart without the gypsies ransacking the place. I want just once to go there and be able to find what I want. It's my favorite store in the world but the one near me is quite possibly the gateway to hell.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-25 15:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ugh...I fucking HATE that after party feeling. It's like walking around on another planet. You can't sleep, you can't breath from doing so much blow and then you crash for like three days.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-25 15:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What kind of fungus is that growing on your jeans? :-P
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-25 15:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus, those pants do kind of scream gay. And it is Pride week in Toronto.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 15:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, seriously, are you gay?
I mean, I see people sayin' shit like that, and I don't really care that much, so I ignore most posts that involve your sexuality, but you don't seem to object, so... Are you?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-25 15:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well obviously
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-06-25 15:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dont you just love me?
i arrive to you rock hard...then you beat me up a bit...then you blow me and feel better about yourself.
i am the perfect drug.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
LS, while having made some great music, are like the poster boys for 70s redneck America. Ever hear "Freebird"? That is SO funny to me, Caul. Oh god, the irony. +2 for that.
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No, but I just Googled it and they seem to be the author of "Sweet Home Alabama". I like that song.
Anyway...off to Walmart *sobs*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:45:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ man.
want to make out or something?
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Well my dear cocaine, after this weekend I think it's the last time I ever do you.
One must grow up.
Adieu :~(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:37:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
I never, ever, ever would have pictured you wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt.
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is that what it says?
*checks*
It does!!
I just picked a couple of random shirts that fitted in a hurry.
I have no idea what it said or means.
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LS, while having made some great music, are like the poster boys for 70s redneck America. Ever hear "Freebird"? That is SO funny to me, Caul. Oh god, the irony. +2 for that.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i just missed skynyrd and the doobie brothers in hartford. when i finally got around to looking for tickets the show was in a few hours. skynyrd's coming back though but with 3 doors down.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ man.
want to make out or something?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:37:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
I never, ever, ever would have pictured you wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt.
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is that what it says?
*checks*
It does!!
I just picked a couple of random shirts that fitted in a hurry.
I have no idea what it said or means.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never, ever, ever would have pictured you wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a coincidence! It was my bi-anal cock-intake weekend! I spent the weekend sucking random cocks at bars, at after hours bars, and at after after hours bars. I musta sucked like 90 cocks!
Boy are my lips tired.
Wait...WHAT?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heh...that's a BIG picture!
Oh well, as long as it makes fat rejects like WildCat angry :-D