So Fresh, So Clean (Camwhore) (3155 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: camwhore
Rating: 1.5 on 92 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-06-26 03:03:58 EDT
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-14 02:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm such a sexy beast.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-14 02:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-14 02:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
exploogion
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-14 02:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-14 02:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
exploogion
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is that what all those white bubbles are?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-14 02:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
exploogion
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-30 15:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uberversary, tub boy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-28 00:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like your sister busted in with a camera just as you were getting to the juicy part of that book.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:14:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more rubber ducky
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I think the facial expression explains Mr Ducky's disappearence
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well at least you dont have hairy nipples
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA!!!!!!
Darko, you fucker...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhore in the bath!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is almost exactly what I pictured you as.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what's with all the soapy tit shots?
what book is that?
bill and ted's excellent adventure...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-27 05:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:35:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:33:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:21:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
One of them was a girl.
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So how come she had a jub jub? And how come she twisted the tap on with her teeth?
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Because that's how Asian girls roll. Wirriamson will back me up on this.
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I support Asian girls using their mouths to help release flows of liquid.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-27 03:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You call THOSE man tits?
Nigga please
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-27 03:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-06-26 22:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and of course, by skipper, I mean that you're about to start your period
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-06-26 22:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what I mean is you look like a skipper tranny in this picture.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-06-26 22:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're handsome in the face, but I can't shake the Asian man-boobs.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-26 20:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 19:08:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
You guys are never getting effort from me again
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what do you mean, 'again'?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 19:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You guys are never getting effort from me again
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-26 18:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I cant give this a +2, this is creepy. I'm not a big fan of naked men in the tub camwhores.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-26 18:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ANGLO ALERT!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man titty alert!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're too pale. Go get some sun.
Submitted by ItalianStallion (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I know what they mean when people say they see the light. Dude you are whiter than your tub.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubble bath= ghey.
Always.
Unless it's in this case.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'mma go with a little... MICHAEL RAPPAPORT.
http://www.beniciodeltoro.com/images/1998_1999/instyle.jpg (on the left)
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sir, however, do not look "cooler than Freddie Jackson sippin a milkshake in a snowstorm".
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[Chorus]
Ain't nobody dope as me
I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean)
Don't you think I'm so sexy
I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean)
Ain't nobody dope as me
I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean)
I love when you stare at me
I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean)
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell is that homosexual?
Sexist maybe, but homosexual?
And for the record that review was almost a word-for-word recycling of something Ross said on Friends once. (Don't tell anyone, but all of my shit is recycled.)
You, sir, have besmirched my honor and I demand an apology.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:20:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more scented candles and Yanni playing in the background.
You big woman, you
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And Teephaeheheppahaa leaves yet another review chock full of homosexual overtones.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look surprised
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more scented candles and Yanni playing in the background.
You big woman, you.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more rubber ducky
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the funniest thing I've seen today.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...you can probably do without the SPF 146 sunscreen on your next visit outdoors...IF you have one planned.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Casper, visit the sun from time to time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So unnecessary...so gay.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm...
I thought you would be darker for some strange reason.
And taller
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see bubbles. Stop farting in the tub.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Day Star is evil. There's a reason I'm always posting at british times.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You wouldn't believe it, but there's a sun OUTSITE and when you stand in it for more than 5 minutes, you can get this new thing called a "tan."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Scary - you look kinda like me face-wise, except for our hair differences. Mine has no curl whatsoever.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason, this camwhore disturbs me.
Deeply.
I think it's the boyish cuteness that makes me feel all, "no daddy bad touch" about this. And the bubbles, definitely the bubbles.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:27:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm pretty sure that all baths in Australia have to have a duck billed platypus in them too. Where's yours?
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Haaaaaahahaha! Great. And EW BATHS!! EEEEEEWWWWW!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Same here, he looks like a dick, and I will never forgive him for beating up Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter and not John Travolta like he should have.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tiffani Amber Thiesson would get some.
I want that Dustin Diamond to lose his house. Squeaky bastard
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just tell them to look for a guy in a bathtub, that should lead them right to me.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All you had to do was post a picture of Pacman eating one of the ghosts or something. For crying out loud, I took "Later I promise" and made it about saved by the bell.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Badassmofo - you'd say "Well, you know Neighbours? There was one guy in it... erm Tad Reeves or something. He was adopted. Him. It was him what done them murders"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if I were an eyewitness to a crime you committed and they asked me to give description of you, I wouldn't know what to say.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm really sorry about that.
All I had were the lamest most cliched crap ideas. And every time I started thinking about posting one of them, the shame made me dry heave a little.
Seriously - one idea was about a man finally selling his old Rolls Royce. That's how lame it was.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY YOU!!! Why the hell did you forfeit the competition?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have been traumatised by Chinese girls with incredibly obvious camel toes. I didn't know where to look.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:33:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:21:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
One of them was a girl.
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So how come she had a jub jub? And how come she twisted the tap on with her teeth?
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Because that's how Asian girls roll. Wirriamson will back me up on this.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:21:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
One of them was a girl.
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So how come she had a jub jub? And how come she twisted the tap on with her teeth?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One of them was a girl.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those look like Australian tiles too.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:49:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
I had to take baths the first two weeks in my apartment because I couldn't figure out how to make the shower work. Finally when three drunk friends came over we were able to figure it out.
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So, you and three drunk men climbed into the shower together - soaped each other and then played with the knobs until you all got wet?
I occasionally have baths. They are not gay.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And the pic you saw Hook was of a former uber guy. The picture got thrown aaround alot back in the day.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I usually dye my hair every 3 or so months, but I haven't bothered recently. That's my natural colour.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look different in your "frock" profile.
Oh noes. That wasn't you.
Pwned.
See you saturday. Bring potato salad.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought your hair was blonder.... wasn't it bleached once?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had to take baths the first two weeks in my apartment because I couldn't figure out how to make the shower work. Finally when three drunk friends came over we were able to figure it out.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dudes take baths? Ever?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He looks like Tad from Neighbours too Method! He shouldn't be allowed to get away with it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I cannot in good conscience, leave this post with a positive score. I think this makes it a -.5 or something, I don't know.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck camwhores around here without a shirt on???
Sicko
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-26 05:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's not getting clean in there, he's just taking his dirt for a swim.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aww so cute..
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:29:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure if I lived in Australia I'd have one, sadly I live in the U.S.
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Ah Tad Tad Tad, you have sold out then after your success
I'm going to find hilarity_ensues and point out again that she looks like Jodie Foster.
my life is so full
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure if I lived in Australia I'd have one, sadly I live in the U.S.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haven't even heard of it. But it sounds stupid. So therefore, you get my sympathy. Actually, you had my sympathy in the first place because papers are the devil.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm pretty sure that all baths in Australia have to have a duck billed platypus in them too. Where's yours?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Psuedo-City. It's fucking ridiculous.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What book is that?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-26 04:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened? You've gotten cute!
Just kidding about the thinly veiled insult.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.theforce.net/jedicouncil/castingcall/pics/jonathand.jpg
*Walks away - his mission complete*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Most notable moments: Getting drunk on school camp, finding out he was adopted, being stung by a scorpion.
Ah - which was your personal favourite?
Stop fancying that old lesbian too!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's fucking creepy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In fact
J'accuse!
A 'celebrity' on Uber! Quick everyone - come and point at him and demand autographs.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/neighbours/whoswho/characterbiogs/index.shtml?content/_tadreeves/page1
A *slight* resemblance? How is the DJing going now you've left Ramsey Street?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.spunkys.curvedspaces.com/Superstars/jonathan_dutton/images/jdtt34.jpg
A slight resemblance
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that Tad from Neighbours? Wow. A celebrity. You were shit in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - but then, that show set new standards for shitness
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You lack all manner of body hair.
Don't worry; It'll kick in by your 26th birthday.
+1 as it was ALMOST an American Psycho reference.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record I was not taking a bubble bath, I came back to a filled bath to discover my bottle of soap open and submerged.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of men in baths as a general principle.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har nipple.