GodDamnit! (714 hits)
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Submitted by RockDocc (View user info) at 2006-06-26 03:07:36 EDT
You know, every now and then I seem to catch a break. Usually a small one and it usually involves NOT having to go to work, or heading out to the field to go blow some shit up.
Then there's times that the breaks just don't seem to be caught. I mean seriously people, since day one of becoming an FMF corpsman I've asked for one thing; Iraq. I've asked for deployment after deployment, I've asked for every marine unit out there, hell I even volunteered for duty in Somalia.
Nothing. Not a damn request got through. Always the same excuses "you're too valuable, the clinic needs someone with your expertise, the UIC is only here for the Asian theatre of operations" that sort of thing.
Well, here comes the kicker; I'm being sent to Bahrain.
NOT with a Marine unit, NOT with the MEU, and not to a deployable unit.
No, I'm going to Bahrain. A little clinic at the embassy in the middle of nowhere.
Granted, Bahraini women are hot, and the money I'll be making there will be tax free; but I just wanted an exciting job.
I mean seriously is that so hard to ask for? I went through some hellacious (yes, I'm from the south) training to get where I'm at today, and now I sit behind a desk and every so often I head out for combat training.
Jesus, I'm bored. I spend most of my time on Ubersite leaving worthless comments to worthless posts, every now and then I post something that is ultimately shat upon by nearly every uberite, and yet there really is nothing better to do.
Yes I'm bitching, but for god's sakes; I'm 21 years old, I'm pretty intelligent, I keep myself in damn good shape, I'm great at my job and I'm a helluva shot.
What more do they want for me?
Fucking hell, I'm volunteering for the hot and sandy and they won't send me.
Jesus I hate the Navy sometimes.
I am so joining BlackWater or DyneCorp when I get out.
I hear they pay better, that and I get to blow shit up; the best of both worlds, if I may say so myself.
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-06-26 20:32:41 EDT (#)
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No shit! I've tried to go to GITMO but they were nooooooooooooooo we need you to stay here and have fun with needles
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damn, they wouldn't send you to gitmo?
who the fuck did you piss of?
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-06-26 20:31:15 EDT (#)
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what the fuck are you complaining about? you're in the military and you're getting sent somewhere where you're not likely to get bombed by a 7 yr old. plus, you say they have hot women where you're headed. you must be a medic
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i'm just curious as to how you came across this conclusion. Because I am a medic.
but not gay.
DAMNIT I MEAN IT! I'M NOT GAY!
he was already dead.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:15:49 EDT (#)
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More bitching about being in the military.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:05:43 EDT (#)
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don't ask, don't tell
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:19:30 EDT (#)
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Like you people have something that I would consider to be fun....
Who told you living should be fun? Who was it and he or she will be deprted to Bahrain with you!
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:25:36 EDT (#)
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what the fuck are you complaining about? you're in the military and you're getting sent somewhere where you're not likely to get bombed by a 7 yr old. plus, you say they have hot women where you're headed. you must be a medic.
my conclusion to this is: you're a fag of sorts.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:13:51 EDT (#)
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I live down the street from Blackwater. Those guys make a killing but have to be ready to be deployed at a moments notice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-26 07:09:28 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89637
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:53:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:17:31 (#)
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You should join the Umbrella Corporation.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-06-26 06:32:07 EDT (#)
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Bahrain isn't a bad duty station. There is one other person besides myself who has spent significant amounts of time there.
Dyncorp is a subsidiary of the corporation I work for. I wouldn't suggest it unless you have a desire to end up in a remote south american region handing out malaria pills to DEA agents.
if you're so hot to get in the shit... put in a BUDS package or get the fuck out of the Navy and go Army. Either way, it's gonna be awhile.
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-06-26 05:47:35 EDT (#)
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No shit! I've tried to go to GITMO but they were nooooooooooooooo we need you to stay here and have fun with needles
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:33:46 EDT (#)
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working on it
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:27:31 EDT (#)
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Those two won't take you, and neither will Triple Canopy until you get some experience in the down and dirty.
Sorry
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:25:31 EDT (#)
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whats the pay like?
I hear there's a nice employee package...ya know...mutation into hideous beast.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:17:31 EDT (#)
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You should join the Umbrella Corporation.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-06-26 03:09:29 EDT (#)
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somebody gonna tell me that I'm a trigger happy moron with too much damn time on my hands and I should stop trying to kill people and get a real job?
Like you people have something that I would consider to be fun....