Uber Jukebox Request #2053: "The Devil Went Down to Uber" (1003 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: captainthorns_music
Rating: 1.9 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-06-26 08:25:57 EDT
Someone requested that I record this a long time ago, and since I had a few hours to kill on Sunday afternoon, I whipped out a recording of this now-two-year-old masterpiece: http://www.ubersite.com/m/50055
Changed a few names to reflect the Uber zeitgeist of 2006, but other than that, the lyrics are as written by cexshun.
Incidentally, the solo instrument is my vocal interpretation of electric fiddle. Just in case you were curious, and because I don't own a fiddle (not that I would even be able to play this on it!). The other seven tracks include electric guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, drums, and of course regular vocals.
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"The Devil Went Down to Uber"
The devil surfed over to Uber
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
He was willing to make a deal
He came across this young man insulting the authors and making them hot
The devil opened up an IM and said "Boy, let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know this but I'm an Uber user too,
"And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you;
"Now you can really slam insults, boy, but give the devil his due;
"I bet a pussy of gold against your soul to think I'm meaner then you."
The boy said "My name's Shlongy and I don't give a fuck;
"I'll take that bet; you're gonna regret it; you're gonna need some luck!"
Shlongy, sharpen up your wit and slap them authors hard
'Cause hell's broke loose on Uber and the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this golden sex toy made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
**badass solo!**
The devil opened up the page and said "Who deserves it most?"
And fire flew from his nostril as he clicked on loki's post
He read the words, laughed to himself, and gave an evil hiss
He clicked on "Rate this item" and typed something just like this:
"-2 DIE"
"HAR HAR RAPE"
"ATTN: GHEY MENZ"
"You suck!!!!eleventy+1!"
"Suck my dick, ho!"
"What the hell man, if they're comin' at ya, means they want somethin' better than they can get on the street, more better that you look after them, huh?"
The devil finished; Shlongy said "You only gave -1?"
Well, sit down in that chair right there and watch me have some fun!
Doodies is a dick in the highest way
He says he's straight but I know he's gay
O-Man's limericks just fucking blow
At least I'm not a pussy and rate as 'Random Joe'
**badass solo2!**
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he was wrong
And he laid that golden pussy on the ground before the Shlong
Shlongy crammed the toy in the devil's crotch and said "OMG, what a wussy!"
And to this day all Ubersite tells how Jay Peg got a pussy!
devil_went_down_to_uber.mp3 (3 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-21 10:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IT'S NOT A FUCKING KAZOO!!!
For the last time...it's my voice with heavy distortion effects.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-20 21:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The kazoo is under-rated.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2006-06-28 17:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just have to rate this again!
You know, famous artists always get famous after they die. It figures 2 years after I leave, I start to gain a fan base. I never posted a goodbye post because people always said "If someone missed you, they'd ask about you." Well, I'm honored that people are actually wondering about me.
That's it, 4 day weekend coming up. I WILL have a return post. Keep your eyes peeled! cexshun has returned.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2006-06-28 17:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am truely honored that you would do this! You guys make me want to come back more and more everytime I surf bye to check on things.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-27 08:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-27 07:17:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
random joe? I thought you said you were going to change it to reflect blah blah blah
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rad - refer to my earlier response to the same comment:
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:35:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:30:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
You forgot there are no random joes now. That sounded like you used a kazoo.
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Didn't forget about it, I was just too lazy to take the time to think up a new rhyme.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-27 07:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
random joe? I thought you said you were going to change it to reflect blah blah blah
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-27 00:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There once was a penis named Thorny
Whose wife, she was constantly horny
'stead of fucking her right
He'd spend every night
Uber-shitting her pussy to mourning!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-26 18:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:09:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
badass solo!!
True Story: I am seeing Charlie Daniels Band play next week
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True Story: Scruggs is a bitch and this boshed and awesomed my face off at the same time.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-26 18:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is definetly under my best ever
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-26 18:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:41:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:03:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever you're using to fake the fiddle sounds kinda like a kazoo in some places, but that only makes it more awesome.
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Yea....sounds just like a kazoo...I wonder why that is...*rolls eyes*
Stupidhead.
This was pretty funny, Cap'n. I approbate.
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Please don't say that's actually a kazoo. That would be entirely too sweet for me to wrap my mind around.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
entertaining
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:03:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever you're using to fake the fiddle sounds kinda like a kazoo in some places, but that only makes it more awesome.
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Yea....sounds just like a kazoo...I wonder why that is...*rolls eyes*
Stupidhead.
This was pretty funny, Cap'n. I approbate.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you can perform all of your Uberbusiness in mime from now on, then?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A character as comical, talented and as good looking as Shlongy is so versatile that he can play any role at the drop of a hat.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:44:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought Shlongy was supposed to play the part of the devil...
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It seems he's stepped out of his more traditional role of "catcher" and become something of an anti-hero.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought Shlongy was supposed to play the part of the devil...
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I knew whom this was going to be about from "slinging insults".........
brilliant!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I FREAKIN' love this!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:26:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude it's:
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
but +1 for effort
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Yeah, I should've looked that up before recording rather than relying on memory...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh yes, I know this rendition.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:18:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't recall requesting this
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I don't recall anyone asking you, quimley.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude it's:
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
but +1 for effort
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't recall requesting this
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
badass solo!!
True Story: I am seeing Charlie Daniels Band play next week
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever you're using to fake the fiddle sounds kinda like a kazoo in some places, but that only makes it more awesome.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:37:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
do you have a recording studio or do you just use your pc microphone? what about software?
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Hahaha, if I used my PC mic for THIS, it would've sucked major donkey balls! I have a semi-professional home studio, assembled from the remnants of my remaining gear from college band heydays...currently I record to my Roland VS-1680 (I use external effects processors as needed) and do my mixdown on that, then dump my mix to my PC for mastering, fades, etc. using Cool Edit Pro.
I'm planning on selling the Roland workstation though to buy a firewire mixer, so I can just record straight to my PC and ditch the extra step of copying over from the Roland. Haven't gotten around to copying all of my music from the Roland yet though...
If you're interested in more specifics, feel free to drop me an e-mail at captainthorns.at.gmail.com. The art of recording is fairly complex but practice and experience helps it go quicker each time I record something new. Of course, I don't waste time with EQ, compression, and a lot of other detailed things for Uber songs that I would do for a "real" song that I'd pitch to a sales exec. Two to three hours spent on an Uber song (like this one) is about typical with a fair amount of recording experience and no more than 1-2 retakes per track.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i need to get an electric...
do you have a recording studio or do you just use your pc microphone? what about software?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come to think, my limericks DO blow:
There once was a man, name of Shlong
Who drank scotch and played golf all day long
After sinking a putt with the club in his butt
He said "I wish this was nitty's dong."
Wait. Scratch that.
My limericks suck AND blow.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Yet another reason I have to hook my intarweb service back up.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't even listened to this yet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my fucking God....Cexshun would be so proud...RIP.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE I GOT TWO SOLOS!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE THIS. Kinda sexy, Thorny.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:30:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
You forgot there are no random joes now. That sounded like you used a kazoo.
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Didn't forget about it, I was just too lazy to take the time to think up a new rhyme.
Yeah - it does sound like a kazoo, now that you mention it. It's the "Multi-Guitar1" effect on my Roland workstation, with me doing a heck of a lot of "doo-doo-doo-doo-doo"ing through a mic.
I suppose I could have *tried* to play the fiddle part on my guitar, but that probably would have sounded even worse.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You forgot there are no random joes now. That sounded like you used a kazoo.