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Submitted by prophet (View user info) at 2006-06-26 10:34:31 EDT
I am a young man, only 21 years old. Far too young to be concerned with the type of things that I am.
For at least two years now, I've been drinking. Every day. In great quantity. Before that, I subdued myself with weed, every day, for two years prior. Substances have always been escapist for me, as they are for most who abuse them as I do. It was this lust for the distortion of my reality that led me to try other drugs, and in the last six months, I experienced the effects of ecstacy, coke, mushrooms, and various painkillers each for the first time in my life.
I have moved from one enabling environment to the next, going from fraternity houses to party houses, each throwing keggers at least twice a week, and the most recent of which throwing them every single night for four months before the house was condemned and destroyed. Not necessarily in that order.
Yet I have never owned a sense of depression, through all of this. In the day time, I have always felt privileged to be going to college, to be working the job that I work, to have the family and friends that I do and to be endowed with the material possessions I have amassed in my short years on this planet.
Recently I considered that perhaps I am depressed-- not in the "woe is me, the world is against me and God has forgotten me" sense-- but rather a depression manifested through general apathy. I come into work late, do poorly in classes I find easy, and neglect simple responsibilities I have the capacity to fulfill.
I do not care for personal relationships, in the amorous sense of the word. I hold my friends and family close and loyally, do my best not to speak ill against them and to defend them in the presence of others, and extend my services to them at all opportunities. Nevertheless I rarely attend family gatherings, as it represents the one social setting I am most uncomfortable in. I have considered that this may be because in a family setting, one is more often held accountable for that which they feel most guilty for; in my case, my alcoholism and inability to achieve greatness in my own life.
Family tends to weigh and measure you.
But despite the closeness I share with my friends and family, I find myself unable to share the same closeness with the girls I meet in my life. Sexually promiscuous and at times even misogynistic, I treat my interactions with women the same as any other drug in my life, to be used at my discretion and without remorse or regret. Do not think me entirely evil based solely on this premise: I have never represented to any girl that I intend to pursue a personal relationship with her, and often fail to "close the deal" based solely on my candor.
Outspokenness has been a downfall for me more than once. Sir Isaac Newton once said, "Tact is the delicate practice of making a point without making an enemy." I've not always possessed this ability, often at the times I've needed it most.
I wonder whether part of the reason I have inebriated myself before I try to rest each night is to staunch the continuous onslaught of visions that trouble me in my dreams. I have seen myself die hundreds if not thousands of times in my dreams; I have watched others die at my hands, and I have both bore witness to and acted out things far more terrible than I would perform in real life. Perhaps this comes from a lifetime of witnessing such things in television and movies. I do not know.
Life is not a chore, it's simply what you make of it. The chore lies in actualizing your dreams, and feeling truely as if you are getting everything you really wanted out of life. Ever since I was a young child, I have made lists upon lists of things I would do with my life if only I had the time; yet I allow myself to waste time on a daily basis. This is nothing short of a lack of self discipline. While I recognize it to be so, I still find myself unable to rectify this shortcoming.
On many occasions, I've felt like I want to just smash a person's face in. Several times I've acted upon this desire when my reservations are washed away in a haze of inebriation at the bar or a party. Every now and then, certain qualities about a person will just piss me off, and a lot of those times I can't pinpoint just what it is about the person that I detest. I usually endeavor to be personable, especially at my job, where it is required of me; that doesn't stop me from watching these people suffer in the privacy of my mind.
Think of the movie, "Office Space". That movie is very much like my job. I encounter a lot of Bob Limberghs every day; a lot of people like that fat bitch who constantly says, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays." Those are the type of people I am talking about. Those are the ones I would like to hose down with napalm.
When I was very young... from around age seven to when I was eleven or twelve, when nobody was around... I would pretend to be a contract killer, skulking around the house on the balls of my feet, peering around corners and hiding behind furniture. I would act whole scenes out; even ones where I did not succeed, and envisioned myself lying on the ground, dying, blood seeping out of my body as I contemplated the last things a dying man contemplates. I loved it.
As a result, I became quite adept at moving silently in a variety of environments. I practiced the craft at home, in the yard, in the woods behind my house, at school, and on camping trips. The Boy Scouts taught me how to tend to simple wounds, how to survive in the wilderness, how to fire a rifle with accuracy and how to win over people you secretly despise.
I learned in high school how to speak fluent Spanish, and now I'm working on Polish and Mandarin Chinese. I also know some basic phrases in German, French, Korean, Greek, Latin and Hebrew.
Perhaps that was the career I was always meant for: the life of a killer. But how, exactly, does one begin such a trade? Moreover, how would I live with myself? My whole life I have, ironically enough, been deeply religious. This would undoubtedly prove conflicting should I pursue such a path.
But all of this, of course, is just petty banter, none of which I'm liable to do anything with. I will never be an assassin, and I will never hose down the Bob Limberghs at my office with napalm, sadly enough.
For two years, Ubersite has been host to my confessions and musings.
This collection of indiscriminate thoughts will invariably be rejected. I share them because it is comforting to know that they are not mine alone to reflect upon anymore, and since I cannot speak of these things with the people who I know personally, this is the best way to get a weight off my chest.
Thanks, folks.
User Reviews
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
reminds me of myself
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-27 08:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Back for more, eh?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-27 07:04:41 EDT (#)
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good to see ya stranger, this was very well written, and Cindy is actually quite right. Save up some dough and just wander around the globe. It'll open up your fucking eyes something fierce.
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-06-27 06:22:09 EDT (#)
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I'd say you dont need to live really, but you could be living next door to me so I'll sya dont become a killer
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-06-27 06:03:29 EDT (#)
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Welcome to the state of mind of every bored, drugged up teenager that ever lived........ Except your not a teenager........dude grow up! Travel, take up base jumping...anything! I can only recommend it, because it's what I did. Minus the base jumping, that shits hard core.
I think the way you write is great though, and I'm just sulking because you hit a nerve or two.
I'm going to read your other stuff now
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 23:04:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:38:20 (#)
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I know a guy who could get you into an agency if you are serious.
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Just tell me where to send the 4096-bit RSA Legacy public key.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:56:55 (#)
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dude, where have YOU been?
There have been a whole lot of resurrections lately...
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Yeah, I like take a break from Ubersite every now and then to do this little thing I like to call, "life outside of Ubersite". It's actually rather refreshing.
=D
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:04:24 EDT (#)
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You should travel the world while you have no ties, it'll help you to put things in perspective!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:03:37 EDT (#)
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There is no need to be depressed when you have the Jedi Mind Trick.
"You will not card me going into this bar"
"I will not card you"
*dies*
-Dave
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:38:20 EDT (#)
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I know a guy who could get you into an agency if you are serious.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:56:55 EDT (#)
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dude, where have YOU been?
There have been a whole lot of resurrections lately...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:08:51 EDT (#)
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Potato, potato...
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:45:34 EDT (#)
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Which was precisely Buddha's point!
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:43:00 EDT (#)
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Siddhartha Gautama once said, "Everything is subject to the constraint of moderation-- even moderation itself."
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The moderate path is, by definition, between the extremes. How can you know where that path lies without knowing those extremes? How can you walk the moderate path if you do not accept the lessons of those extremes?
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:28:58 EDT (#)
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Real bad, Ohio. Haven't been smokin that much lately. Money's tight.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:22:52 EDT (#)
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yeah man, i hear that shit.
you want a puff of this blunt?
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:38:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:17:44 (#)
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normally a +2, but you get auto -2 for using the word "musings"
That word is a cancerous lump upon the face of writing. And I hope some day, a doctor of literature punctures and drains that filthy abcess of cliche with a syringe of "using a word other than 'musings'-liness".
Also, metaphors are dumb.
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Did you intentionally express that opinion with an exaggerated metaphor, or was that an oversight?
The ironing is delicious.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:02:52 (#)
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I think you are bored. Find a more challenging job and a nice girl (or boy).
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A) Definitely not queer. Ignore that the avatar looks like George Michael. I was trying to show off my "skills of an artist", as Strong Bad says.
B) I already mentioned, the whole "long term relationship" thing just doesn't work out for me. It's not that I'm afraid of commitment... I just feel like I have plenty of friends, guys and girls, that I can hang out with and have a good time around without having to buy them gifts or concern myself with their wellbeing 24/7. Maybe I'm just immature at this point in my life, but I much prefer semi-anonymous one night stands right now.
C) You're absolutely right, I AM getting bored of my job, my hobbies, and partying all the time. I just don't know what to do about it. I'm looking into getting a position as a bartender, but to be perfectly honest, I don't really think it's going to change the situation all that much. I feel like I need to get out and travel the world.
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:00:02 (#)
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you should pursue a career as an assasin. just take some pointers from American Psycho, the discovery channel & court TV. like any other job, you'll need credentials. start killing random bums for practice. once you become infamous, i will contact you.
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Awesome. Hobos of New England, watch your backs.
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:46:19 (#)
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:21:39 (#)
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I'd much rather be a real person.
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There was once a little wooden puppet who said the same thing. Pinoccio got his wish when he gave up that which both supported and limited him. Give up your strings and see what comes of it. You apparently are learning what comes of not doing so.
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Nice analogy... pretty deep stuff.
Siddhartha Gautama once said, "Everything is subject to the constraint of moderation-- even moderation itself."
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:17:44 EDT (#)
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normally a +2, but you get auto -2 for using the word "musings"
That word is a cancerous lump upon the face of writing. And I hope some day, a doctor of literature punctures and drains that filthy abcess of cliche with a syringe of "using a word other than 'musings'-liness".
Also, metaphors are dumb.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:08:10 EDT (#)
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It's your virtua fighter style 'tag' that you that makes it all a bit 'living in one's own arsehole'.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:02:52 EDT (#)
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I think you are bored. Find a more challenging job and a nice girl (or boy).
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:00:02 EDT (#)
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you should pursue a career as an assasin. just take some pointers from American Psycho, the discovery channel & court TV. like any other job, you'll need credentials. start killing random bums for practice. once you become infamous, i will contact you.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:53:37 EDT (#)
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Judging by the way they drive, they are egocentric, self-absorbed assholes bent on the destruction of their own society.
Or just really, really bad drivers.
Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:50:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:40:39 (#)
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I'm still confused about the relevance of the question itself.
Just wanted to know, as a foreigner, how American people are like in general.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:46:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:21:39 (#)
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I'd much rather be a real person.
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There was once a little wooden puppet who said the same thing. Pinoccio got his wish when he gave up that which both supported and limited him. Give up your strings and see what comes of it. You apparently are learning what comes of not doing so.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:40:39 EDT (#)
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I'm still confused about the relevance of the question itself.
Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:39:05 EDT (#)
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"First off, I don't claim to be representative of the "average Uberuser". "
That has no relevance to the question though.
"Second off, a great deal of Ubersite is international."
American uberusers then. Which make up the majority anyway.
"Lastly, in a vast mixing pot such as America, you can't expect any one of the country's many niches to even begin to represent the opinions or nature of the whole nation. Are pro athletes representative of America? Sure, but only of the particular sector to which they contribute. Is the President representative of America? Not hardly! He SPEAKS for America, as an elected official, but still holds a bias toward one side of a partisan government, and is staunchly opposed by at least half the nation. "
Thats why I asked whether the collective group of American Uberusers, which is a cross section of the American society, is representative of it as a whole.
"Don't assume anything about any person or culture until you experience it completely, and first hand."
I didnt, thats why I asked the question.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:27:56 EDT (#)
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When did "emo" stop being a genre of music? I guess it's now a genre of thought, too.
I've always been a lot more into metal and hiphop.
Submitted by ItalianStallion (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:23:10 EDT (#)
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You sound like an emo.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:22:48 EDT (#)
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This has generated a lot more of a response than I expected.
I'm surprised.
There's a lot to respond to, and Uber doesn't accept reaaaaally long comments, so I've broken them down individually:
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:22:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:09:16 (#)
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This would have been, like, so hip, if you would have put a black background behind white text and some Pink Floyd on.
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I guess. I'm not a fan of Pink Floyd, myself.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:02:24 (#)
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You are fucking weak.
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That was more or less the point of the post, yes.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:22:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:46:33 (#)
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Hmm... if I may ask a question?
Are uber posters representative of the American population as a whole?
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Surely you're not serious.
First off, I don't claim to be representative of the "average Uberuser".
Second off, a great deal of Ubersite is international.
Lastly, in a vast mixing pot such as America, you can't expect any one of the country's many niches to even begin to represent the opinions or nature of the whole nation. Are pro athletes representative of America? Sure, but only of the particular sector to which they contribute. Is the President representative of America? Not hardly! He SPEAKS for America, as an elected official, but still holds a bias toward one side of a partisan government, and is staunchly opposed by at least half the nation.
Don't assume anything about any person or culture until you experience it completely, and first hand.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:22:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:36:35 (#)
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It's called growing up and it sucks major ass. If you're looking for direction in life, just pick one and go. If you sooner or later realize it's the wrong path, pick a new one; it's never too late.
Hey, in ten years, you'll be able to tell 21 year olds these same things...
...in Mandarin Chinese.
Do assassins get benefits? Even better - are they unionized?
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I've wondered that myself, especially after seeing "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Their assassin unions seemed to have all kinds of benefits.
If growing up sucks so much ass, why bother?
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:21:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:29:05 (#)
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Maybe you're a sociopath. There is a book out there called something like "the sociopath next door" that claims that there are a lot of sociopaths out there functioning fairly normally except that they are, well you know sociopaths.
just a thought
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There's really no "maybe" about it... I felt a lot of strong emotions for a girl, once, and the aftermath of that relationship made some serious changes to how I see the world. I'm not a sociopath in the sense that I would kill someone without considering the consequences-- but that's not really a sociopath, is it? That's more of your run-of-the-mill nut job.
But no, I would probably not stay awake feeling remorseful for my actions. If anything, it would be the religious implications that would trouble me, which is admittedly motivated by selfishness.
For what it's worth, there are people in the world that I would make sacrifices for; people that I HAVE made sacrifices for. I would go to the ends of the earth to protect both my mother and my six year old sister. So perhaps I'm not a completely lost cause.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:21:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:20:31 (#)
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Wow man that's deep. You should totally quit your job and take up extreme sports.
Oh yes and perhaps stop being an aloof, rudderless, self absorbed, twat.
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Hypocrisy is a dish best served on Ubersite.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:21:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:06:48 (#)
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All that drinking will fuck with your brain chemistry and make you emo.
Lay off the booze for a while.
DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO DAMMIT!!!
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I've NEVER felt the need to be "emo". Or "goth", "preppie", "jock", etc, etc.
I'd much rather be a real person.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:21:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:57:17 (#)
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Drugs can be a good escape, and I don't regret my experimentation with them.
But I have found that overindulging leads to apathy for me, too.
I really enjoyed your candor here, and I hope it was cathartic for you to share.
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Hey, I learned a new word! Sweet!
Writing this was a lot more therapeutic than I expected, actually. I finished, went to the office kitchen, heated up a chicken pot pie, and suddenly realized I was whistling the Harlem Globetrotters theme. I only do that when I'm in a fantastic mood.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:21:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:53:19 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89143
Welcome to the club.
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Okay, I read yours... since you read mine. We're not EXACTLY the same, but we do write in a very similar fashion.
Some similarities:
We both hear frequencies not in the common range of audibility.
We both have eclectic reading habits.
We share a distaste for the blind conformity, lethargy and anti-intellectualist traits gaining popularity in mainstream society.
You and I both seem to write half-expecting nobody to understand, half-hoping somebody will, and entirely out of frustration for a lack of a suitable outlet or the capacity to effect immediate change in what we perceive to be the misguided apprehensions of the common man.
We both seem inable to convey these thoughts without a tinge of arrogance; to express distaste in the world you perceive around you is an inherently conceited act.
We both suffer from insomnia. Maybe "suffer" isn't the right word, though... it's never bothered me that much. I actually kind of like walking the streets at two in the morning, when everyone's gone to sleep. - http://www.ubersite.com/m/67401
Some differences:
I've never really been at all introverted, despite the awkwardness of my social graces when I was younger. I was more of a class clown at school; however, I have always held a deep appreciation for time spent in seclusion, and while I go out and party quite often, I much prefer living alone and having a few hours a day completely to myself.
You're British.
I don't know what "detritus" means.
But anyways, thanks for stopping by.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:20:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:50:48 (#)
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Now I remember why you bug me so much. . . You're me. Ten years ago. Arrogant little drunken, not-working-up-to-potential bastard.
I have GOT to get myself a logo that makes me look like George Michael. Where'd you get yours.
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I've missed you, Teephphah.
That logo is the third incarnation of a self-portrait I did about a year and a half ago in fireworks. And aside from the fact that George Michael is gay, I'll take that as a compliment: he's an attractive dude.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:19:29 EDT (#)
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No Teephphaph, I heard it today on the radio, they're all working in sweat shops in Jordan.
jeez
Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:18:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:06:16 (#)
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Oh man, I soooo want to put out the shitty alter alert on this one.
Silly Alter. Everyone knows that asians don't use Uber. They're too busy WORKING and being productive and being good at math and stuff.
Sheesh. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
Ni hao ma? See, I speak mandarin... thats irrefutable proof that I'm not an altar :). Anyway the reason I asked was that I had always thought Americans to be happier and carefree.
Uber seems to say otherwise.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:11:06 EDT (#)
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That's the problem, Uber reflects the psyches of every PERSON on earth. From what I understand the Chinese are actually rogue elves from Santa's Workshop, churning out toys for the good christian people of the world.
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:09:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:46:33 (#)
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Hmm... if I may ask a question?
Are uber posters representative of the American population as a whole?
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We better hope not :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:09:16 EDT (#)
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This would have been, like, so hip, if you would have put a black background behind white text and some Pink Floyd on.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:06:16 EDT (#)
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Oh man, I soooo want to put out the shitty alter alert on this one.
Silly Alter. Everyone knows that asians don't use Uber. They're too busy WORKING and being productive and being good at math and stuff.
Sheesh. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:02:56 EDT (#)
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Well.. the psyche that uber reflects is actually quite different to that which I grew up in.
China that is.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-06-26 12:02:24 EDT (#)
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You are fucking weak.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:57:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:46:33 (#)
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Hmm... if I may ask a question?
Are uber posters representative of the American population as a whole?
Yes, in fact Uber as a whole is indicative of every persons beliefs, morals, and opinions in the entire world. It is a microcosm of all human life. Why do you ask?
Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:46:33 EDT (#)
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Hmm... if I may ask a question?
Are uber posters representative of the American population as a whole?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:36:35 EDT (#)
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It's called growing up and it sucks major ass. If you're looking for direction in life, just pick one and go. If you sooner or later realize it's the wrong path, pick a new one; it's never too late.
Hey, in ten years, you'll be able to tell 21 year olds these same things...
...in Mandarin Chinese.
Do assassins get benefits? Even better - are they unionized?
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:34:38 EDT (#)
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You'll be fine, you just need to find yourself one of those socially acceptable addictions. Sex, chocolate, spicy food, exercise...
And it's Bill Lumberg ;)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:29:05 EDT (#)
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Maybe you're a sociopath. There is a book out there called something like "the sociopath next door" that claims that there are a lot of sociopaths out there functioning fairly normally except that they are, well you know sociopaths.
just a thought
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:20:31 EDT (#)
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Wow man that's deep. You should totally quit your job and take up extreme sports.
Oh yes and perhaps stop being an aloof, rudderless, self absorbed, twat.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:06:48 EDT (#)
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All that drinking will fuck with your brain chemistry and make you emo.
Lay off the booze for a while.
DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO DAMMIT!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-26 11:05:43 EDT (#)
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Cool
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:57:17 EDT (#)
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Drugs can be a good escape, and I don't regret my experimentation with them.
But I have found that overindulging leads to apathy for me, too.
I really enjoyed your candor here, and I hope it was cathartic for you to share.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89143
Welcome to the club.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I remember why you bug me so much. . . You're me. Ten years ago. Arrogant little drunken, not-working-up-to-potential bastard.
I have GOT to get myself a logo that makes me look like George Michael. Where'd you get yours.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't have your number, cherie. My cell phones get stolen faster than Paris Hilton's.
You could always e-mail it to me, though. It really has been too long. My drinking "skills" are in rare form lately.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought you were older than me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, when the fuck are we going to hang out? It's been soooo long!
Call me.