The True Meaning of Life (632 hits)
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Submitted by Triple Optics (View user info) at 2006-06-26 14:25:24 EDT
No-one knows that!
ASS!
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Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how old are we? i thought ass jokes stopped being funny after elementary school
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:29:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to tell you a story.
Please close your eyes...
...while I tell it.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to listen to yourselves.
Go ahead.
Close your eyes, please.
This is a story about a little girl...
...walking home from the grocery
store one sunny afternoon.
I want you to picture this girl.
Suddenly a truck races up.
Two men grab her.
They drag her into a nearby field...
...and they tie her up...
...then rip off her clothes.
They climb on.
First one, then the other...
...raping her...
...shattering everything
innocent and pure...
...with a vicious thrust...
...in a fog of drunken breath and sweat.
And when they're done...
...after they've...
...killed her tiny womb...
...murdered any chance for
her to bear children...
...to have life...
...beyond her own...
...they use her for target practice.
So they start throwing
full beer cans at her.
They throw them so hard...
...that it tears the flesh
all the way to her bones.
Then they urinate on her.
Now comes the hanging.
They have a rope.
They tie a noose.
Imagine the noose coiling
tight around her neck...
...and a sudden blinding jerk.
She's pulled into the air
and her feet go kicking....
They don't find the ground.
The hanging branch...
...isn't strong enough.
It snaps and she falls...
...back to earth.
So they pick her up...
...throw her in the back...
...drive to Foggy Creek Bridge...
...pitch her over.
And she drops some feet...
...down to the creek bottom.
Can you see her?
Her raped...
...beaten...
...broken body...
...soaked in their urine...
...soaked in their semen...
...soaked in her blood...
...left to die.
Can you see her?
I want you to picture...
...that little girl....
Now, imagine she's SHLONGY.
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LOL
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't even begin to tell me what I know about ass.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88630
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to tell you a story.
Please close your eyes...
...while I tell it.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to listen to yourselves.
Go ahead.
Close your eyes, please.
This is a story about a little girl...
...walking home from the grocery
store one sunny afternoon.
I want you to picture this girl.
Suddenly a truck races up.
Two men grab her.
They drag her into a nearby field...
...and they tie her up...
...then rip off her clothes.
They climb on.
First one, then the other...
...raping her...
...shattering everything
innocent and pure...
...with a vicious thrust...
...in a fog of drunken breath and sweat.
And when they're done...
...after they've...
...killed her tiny womb...
...murdered any chance for
her to bear children...
...to have life...
...beyond her own...
...they use her for target practice.
So they start throwing
full beer cans at her.
They throw them so hard...
...that it tears the flesh
all the way to her bones.
Then they urinate on her.
Now comes the hanging.
They have a rope.
They tie a noose.
Imagine the noose coiling
tight around her neck...
...and a sudden blinding jerk.
She's pulled into the air
and her feet go kicking....
They don't find the ground.
The hanging branch...
...isn't strong enough.
It snaps and she falls...
...back to earth.
So they pick her up...
...throw her in the back...
...drive to Foggy Creek Bridge...
...pitch her over.
And she drops some feet...
...down to the creek bottom.
Can you see her?
Her raped...
...beaten...
...broken body...
...soaked in their urine...
...soaked in their semen...
...soaked in her blood...
...left to die.
Can you see her?
I want you to picture...
...that little girl....
Now, imagine she's SHLONGY.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wrong day queef.