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Would you mind not farting in the Roosevelt Room? (585 hits)

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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-06-26 16:36:20 EDT


This will be my last post from work. The IT guy comes on Wednesday to connect our computers to the corporate network. This means that I won't be able to fuck off on this site while at work, any longer.

I don't post from home because I seldom get on the interweb there. What better way to end it than with a picture that made my afternoon? Probably a million better ways...

Let's go with caption contest. There is no prize, besides the laughter you may create.

Here's mine:

Sinise: If this motherfucker farts one more time, he's going to need to enact a plan for withdrawing my foot from his ass.

GW: I like egg salad.

BUSH SINISE.jpg (30 kB)

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Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sinise (to himself): Stay calm, the President's not wearing any pants and the first lady just waved hello to me from under the table.

Submitted by Muiro (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Goodbye posts are only for people that no one likes anyways.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-26 21:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

i am the pressydent and he isn't.



Submitted by Skatch (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm gonna pimp slap this president if he dosen't stop talking about how bitching his "Hot Wheels" collection is.

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's one of the top stories on myway right now.

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20060626/D8IG45TG0.html



Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Here's my attempt:


Gary: "Hi, my name is Gary Sinise. Not only am I a toolbag/box/shed, but my career is in the toilet, evidenced by the fact that I did the video intro for the space ride at Epcot Center. Please kill me."

George: "Instead of killing an innocent American, Gary, I'll tell you what I'm going to do <knowing smirk>. I'm going to put you in charge of getting us a permanent colony on the moon by the year 2020 <knowing smirk>. <smirk smirk smirk smirk smirk>."

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What's Gary Sinise doing in there???

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Thanks for the mammaries.

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for the memories.


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