What's wrong with people? (805 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.1 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <naysayer09.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-16 22:52:37 EDT
I'm at the Target today, (like K-mart for those who aren't familiar) looking for some allergy medicine. I turn down the aisle, got to the end, pick out my medicine. I'm there for all of maybe 45 seconds. I turn around, go out the aisle the way I came in, turn the corner and head for the check out.
I could not believe it. I almost stepped in HUMAN SHIT. Somebody, inside of 45 seconds, somehow for some reason, took the most dispicable dump possible right in the middle of the aisle.
How is this possible? Why? If it was a medical condition, I feel sorry for them. If it was a prank, it's disgusting. They have balls the size of church bells.
Stunk to high heaven too.
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-19 10:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey when you gotta go you gotta go... Nature dont take no call waiting...
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-06-19 09:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I worked in this supermarket once and in the aisle I was working in a cleaner was cleaning up what I thought was a burst ready meal curry, till later when the supervisor told me some fucker had shat themselves the entire length of the aisle. incontinent bastard.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2003-06-17 17:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA fucking HA!
Submitted by candy-coated_fake (user info) at 2003-06-17 17:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hee hee. That's priceless. Maybe they'll sell that piece of shit on eBay.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-17 17:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit stories are always funny. At least it wasn't on the outside of the bowl or on the toilet paper roll!!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-17 17:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
TheMan - did you make poppie in the target?
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-06-16 23:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was without a doubt the real deal. It made me gag. I could not get away from it fast enough.
It made me laugh though, because someone had already either stepped in it, or ran their cart through it, because it was strewn about 8-10 feet down the aisle.
Submitted by Insane at 2003-06-16 23:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When I was about 15 I had some fake human crap from a spencer gift's store, and played pranks like you speak of. This was real shit though, huh?
Submitted by AbeFroman (user info) at 2003-06-16 23:13:48 EDT (#)
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probably someone from -P-ublic -R-elations
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-16 23:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-06-16 22:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For me to poop on?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-06-16 22:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by istaros at 2003-06-16 22:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my balls are a little bigger than a basket ball!