Second attempt at SOC (+ Missing camwhore) (762 hits)
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Submitted by Hookhand (View user info) at 2006-06-27 06:11:50 EDT
My next attempt at Stream of Conciousness should be a little less disjointed than the last.
Also, I will grace you with my "head shot" because I am all about spreading the love around.
So, Stream of Conciousness was chosen because I know I want to post in lieu of working on my final paper which is barely started and due in.....10 hours but I don't know what I want to write about.
I will be the first to admit I don't know how to feel about Law school. I will be attending in the fall. Part of me thinks it will be kind of easy compared to my undergrad major (BS in Chemistry). Everyone says law school is really hard and a lot of work, but the people who go all majored in English or Political Theory. I am not saying I am smarter than those people (I so am though) I just think that Chemistry will be a smoother transition with respect to the amount of work I'll be doing. Do English Majors spend 34 hours in lab every week for 2 credits? Nope. And I don't want to hear a bunch of shit about how much they have to read, that's bullshit. I had to read just as much, and it wasn't from fucking novels either, it was boring text books about Valence shell electron pair repulsion and molecular thermodynamics.
The other half of me who isn't a total arrogant cocksucker (Maybe not an entire half. Maybe like 1%) is fucking petrified. I made it through a Chem BS, but I coasted over the finish line on fumes. I had two 25 page papers to write. I knew this on day one of the semester, and I found myself doing both of them the morning they were due. I knew I would. I started one of them a month into the semester, but didn't do a whole shit load. It's not that I don't plan, it's that I just don't fucking do it. I literally don't know how to make myself. Having 2 20 page lab reports due every week the first semester of this year prepared me well for law school. The next semester, though doing both 25 page papers at the last possible fucking second conceivable probably prepared me even better. Ever pull 4 all nighters in a row? I fucking did!
Maybe I will be a shitty lawyer since I suck at lying. I plan to go into patent law, so I won't spend much time defending child molesters or anything, but I was all about making my parents think I was doing this paper a week early, until I mentioned I could mail in the paper "as long as it was postmarked by today." Yeah, I actually said that, fuck. So much for the ruse. Owned....
But once I write this fucking paper, I get to relax and wait for my degree to come in the mail. I can chill out until Saturday at which point I am going to a bitchin barbeque. I am sort of organizing it, over the internet. And why not? If I can take a class online, why can't I organize a BBQ? Why should you people give a balls about it? I don't know, how about the fact that Darko might make an appearance? (God, I'm a fucking name-dropper in a big way). Besting Darko in hand to hand combat and feasting on his still-beating heart may not increase my uberclout at all, but I know it will impress.......someone.
And lastly I leave you with the camwhore I left out of my last post. It's my glamor shot.
-2 away, buncha cocksmokers
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-27 20:27:50 EDT (#)
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I think dropping Darko's name is more of a deal than dropping Hookhand's name
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:05:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-27 06:37:27 (#)
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Dropping darko's name really isn't much of a deal.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:14:57 EDT (#)
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+2 glamour shot
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:01:53 EDT (#)
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Yeah, whenever people see it, they call it a glamor shot. The term has endeared itself to me.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:24:28 EDT (#)
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i think there might have been a reason you left it out. did you really just admit it's your glamour shot?
I'm thuper thankth for athking!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:52:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:15:27 (#)
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And Beano, I think that the planes that crashed into them contributed. But what do I know? I'm a chemist and I voted for Kerry.
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Damn you..... it doesn't stop everyone else on here talking about thermosomething or other caused it this, and explosives caused it that, and there isn't enough room that, and shut your mouth you cunt that.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:15:27 EDT (#)
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And Beano, I think that the planes that crashed into them contributed. But what do I know? I'm a chemist and I voted for Kerry.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:14:06 EDT (#)
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Thanks corn, but I don't feel too good about your comparing my pic to a pic that looks like the banjo kid from deliverance all growed up.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-27 09:06:46 EDT (#)
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What an awful picture. Everything about it is wrong.
First of all, the angle is too drastic, they need to pull the camera back about 40 degrees CCW. Second of all, who told you to put your hand like that? For fucks sake, EVERYONE knows you're not supposed to have the back of the hand facing the camera because it makes the porportions of the picture look all fucked up.
Hello mister big hand- or is it mister little head? ha ha wahhh
But at least this guys picture is worse: http://www.positivenegativesphoto.com/Scan3505.jpg
However, you're handsome and look like a lawyer, so you'll do fine.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-27 07:38:04 EDT (#)
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it was boring text books about Valence shell electron pair repulsion and molecular thermodynamics.
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Would you please explain why them buyilding fell over then?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-27 06:55:19 EDT (#)
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I second that, this dude looks like a total homo
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-27 06:37:27 EDT (#)
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Dropping darko's name really isn't much of a deal.
on the flipside, you sure look mighty gay
Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-27 06:37:04 EDT (#)
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I can't POSSIBLY imagine what you think my voice sounds like.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 06:28:31 EDT (#)
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What was this? What WAS THIS?
I demand you voice whore immediately so I can check your real voice against the voice I have in my head.