Dive it off! (2299 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2006-06-27 10:37:18 EDT
I'm tired of all you faggots railing on football players. Sure, they dive; admitted, they're overpaid; accepted, they do ballet. But when they get hurt, everyone loves it. Presented, for your consideration, are some really painful looking pictures.
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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:26:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-27 08:17:14 EDT (#)
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I'm glad you got Gazza and Cantona in there.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-27 07:31:02 EDT (#)
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I don't like your habit of posting things which make me feel sick to my stomach.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-27 06:34:35 EDT (#)
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I fucking love Eric Cantona. A legend.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-25 08:59:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by we_die_young (user info) at 2007-06-25 13:40:32 BST (#)
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Dude... ouch!
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You are on your way to fulfilling rule number 3. Congratulations.
Submitted by we_die_young (user info) at 2007-06-25 08:40:32 EDT (#)
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Dude... ouch!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-16 09:28:20 EDT (#)
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#103
Thank god, i already had lunch, or i would skip it.
Let's hope it doesn't want to separate from me, anyway...I feel green.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-16 09:05:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:36:49 EDT (#)
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100th review!!! Good day.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:35:29 EDT (#)
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Those are "soccer" pictures.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:32:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:31:09 (#)
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Ok ok let bygones be bygones +2 there u happy
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Not especially bothered, at least, not by you, cockroach fucker.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:31:09 EDT (#)
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Ok ok let bygones be bygones +2 there u happy
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:29:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:14:53 EDT (#)
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No comment (shit)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-31 08:15:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-06 17:33:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-01 04:56:35 EDT (#)
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Don't believe it? Check out the World Cup, chock FULL of pussies
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Only until the Azzuri get knocked out, howay Germany!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-30 18:44:53 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ Soccer fans are fucking deluded.
There has NEVER been ANYONE who plays soccer that is "tough" it's a fucking pansy sport for fucking pussies.
These lame injuries are NOTHING compared to a FUCKLOAD of ball AND non-ball sports, stop trying to make out like they are, because no-one but other deluded soccer fans would ever believe you.
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Don't believe it? Check out the World Cup, chock FULL of pussies.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:19:54 EDT (#)
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Hurtbythesun; Yea right you used to skate and surf, and now you MB... bwaaahahaha, I bet you cant even stand up on a skateboard or surfboard, I'm sorry, but that ONE time you "surfed" and the time when you were 5 and your parents bought you one of those old-school super-wide skateboards just doesn't count. Come back when you can do a kickflip to darkslide or at least an ollie. As for your "Mountain Biking", owning a cheap generic mountain bike and riding it around the block every other day isn't "mountain biking" and no, riding it across your lawn doesn't count as "offroad". Your opinion was rendered worthless the second you posted this bullshit, especially with that "hard as fuck" title, what complete crap. If soccer players are so tough and get so many "horrific injuries" how come action sports make up a MUCH larger percentage of reported injuries, even though they're done by less people? But, you know, I guess the average of one death every two years on my local ski field doesn't even compare to the amazing toughness of a soccer player with, SHOCK HORROR, a broken calf bone. (in case you missed it, that's called "sarcasm"). When was the last time anyone was killed playing soccer?
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I can't stand on a skateboard anymore because I have a fucked up knee, an injury oddly enough that I sustained whilst playing football. I didn't start surfing until I lived in LA, was doing it around 14/15. Didn't claim to be good, but it was a fun HOBBY. Same with skateboarding. I owned kickflips though. And, despite the fact I don't think I need to defend myself, I own a Marin Quad-XLT. I don't own a lawn. Costs about £1300, more than your 13 year old-undescended-balls-pencil-dick is ever likely to make in your chosen profession of flipping burgers.
Calling football a non-action sport is retarded. Oh look at all that shit happening on the pitch! That's action. Sure, it might not be as hazardous as skiing or whatever, but at least participants don't wear Lycra. (Just short shorts, which Jake loves!).
Oh, and I'd be interested in seeing your ski 'field' I always assumed ski-ing was done going down hills, or are you into that Nordic cross-country shit?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:09:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-28 15:45:48 (#)
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+2 funny quips.
-2 stealing FHM's Little Book of Bloke section on Sporting Injuries
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Damn, you're kidding? I don't even read FHM. Though some of the pics I found looked like they had been taken from magazines.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-28 20:32:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-28 17:39:25 (#)
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Jesus Christ Soccer fans are fucking deluded.
There has NEVER been ANYONE who plays soccer that is "tough" it's a fucking pansy sport for fucking pussies.
These lame injuries are NOTHING compared to a FUCKLOAD of ball AND non-ball sports, stop trying to make out like they are, because no-one but other deluded soccer fans would ever believe you.
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I was defending your position? Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's like saying getting hit by a train isn't a real injury as long as you were walking when it happened.
Aron Ralston is a pussy even though he sawed his arm off because he was hiking when he got trapped. Hiking is for pussies.
You suck. Everything you write is retarded. You're almost as bad as DC Woody.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-28 18:11:05 EDT (#)
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'Lamer'
'Douchebag'
ARE YOU TWELVE?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-28 18:08:33 EDT (#)
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If soccer players are so tough and get so many "horrific injuries" how come action sports make up a MUCH larger percentage of reported injuries
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Pray back this up with ONE statistic please. (And Wikipedia doesn't count)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-28 18:07:31 EDT (#)
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Dr Weasel
You are funny.
Like funny 'odd,' not funny 'ha ha.'
The Olympic GAMES are just that. Games. They're fun and all - but really it's just a collection of freaks showing off their Achilles tendons or other vague mutation.
A scrum (that's a thing in rugby) - is where most injuries happen. Most rugby tackles are decidedly obvious in comparison to a football tackle. You clearly know nothing about real sport. Please go back to your Playstation 2 and enjoy your EXtreMe SpOrTS aDveNTUre.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-28 17:39:25 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ Soccer fans are fucking deluded.
There has NEVER been ANYONE who plays soccer that is "tough" it's a fucking pansy sport for fucking pussies.
These lame injuries are NOTHING compared to a FUCKLOAD of ball AND non-ball sports, stop trying to make out like they are, because no-one but other deluded soccer fans would ever believe you.
Your lame attempts at "dissing" anything other than soccer just makes you look even more retarded (if that's even possible).
There are so many things that have been said in these comments that need addressing that I just cant be fucked mocking the shit out of people for saying it cause it would take me about three weeks to type it all out. But I'll at least laugh at a few things:
Hurtbythesun; Yea right you used to skate and surf, and now you MB... bwaaahahaha, I bet you cant even stand up on a skateboard or surfboard, I'm sorry, but that ONE time you "surfed" and the time when you were 5 and your parents bought you one of those old-school super-wide skateboards just doesn't count. Come back when you can do a kickflip to darkslide or at least an ollie. As for your "Mountain Biking", owning a cheap generic mountain bike and riding it around the block every other day isn't "mountain biking" and no, riding it across your lawn doesn't count as "offroad". Your opinion was rendered worthless the second you posted this bullshit, especially with that "hard as fuck" title, what complete crap. If soccer players are so tough and get so many "horrific injuries" how come action sports make up a MUCH larger percentage of reported injuries, even though they're done by less people? But, you know, I guess the average of one death every two years on my local ski field doesn't even compare to the amazing toughness of a soccer player with, SHOCK HORROR, a broken calf bone. (in case you missed it, that's called "sarcasm"). When was the last time anyone was killed playing soccer?
Redskieslookfake: Uhh Snowboarding is a neat "hobby"? Yea, nice try at an insult, lamer. I'd love to see what people like Shaun White have to say about that, I guess getting Olympic gold medals is pretty easy these days if you can get them for a "hobby", perhaps you could get one for your stamp collecting. And tackles in rugby are EXPECTED? WTF? You obviously have NEVER played any REAL contact sport you douchebag. I'd love to see what you'd do when someone like Jonah Lomu (in his prime) came running full pace at you down the sideline, I bet you'd piss your fucking pants you little bitch.
(And I dont even fucking LIKE rugby!)
You dont like the way I insult you to get my point across? Go cry to your mummy, soccer-pussy.
Meh, whatever, it's obvious that you guys are so completely fooled by your own bullshit that I'll never have any affect on your opinion, so fuck it, this is the last comment I'm dropping on this piss-weak post. Flame away dumbasses, I wont be back to read it.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-28 15:45:48 EDT (#)
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+2 funny quips.
-2 stealing FHM's Little Book of Bloke section on Sporting Injuries
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-06-28 13:31:49 EDT (#)
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Holy Jesus, Vinnie Jones played football/soccer? What rock have I been under? That man scares me, and now I have a good reason for it.
+2 for pictures that gross me out but that I can't stop staring at.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-06-28 12:57:21 EDT (#)
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Other peoples pain +2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-28 09:06:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lossy (user info) at 2006-06-28 09:00:53 (#)
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Great post
Should have included the Luc Nillis injury sustained playing for Aston Villa Vs Ipswich Town - that made me throw up, which reminds me. im off to the toilets.........
*background renching*
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Cheers, am currently researching a sequel.
Submitted by lossy (user info) at 2006-06-28 09:00:53 EDT (#)
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Great post
Should have included the Luc Nillis injury sustained playing for Aston Villa Vs Ipswich Town - that made me throw up, which reminds me. im off to the toilets.........
*background renching*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-28 08:57:54 EDT (#)
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The San Jose Earthquakes? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-28 08:54:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-28 08:41:38 (#)
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chicago fire is a reference to the great chicago fire.
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Fair enough, but surely naming a fairly poor team after such a massive event is an insult?
Apparently Cleveland had a team in the 80's called 'The Force'.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-28 08:41:38 EDT (#)
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chicago fire is a reference to the great chicago fire.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-28 08:16:26 EDT (#)
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Dinamo Kiev
Tottenham Hotspurs
Young Boys
The Strongest
Ajax
Hadjuk Split
Middlesborough Kiddie Fiddlers
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-28 06:33:21 EDT (#)
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Yeah, what the fuck is with US team names? Real SL? LA Galaxy? Chicago Fire?
Ludicrous.
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-06-28 05:56:55 EDT (#)
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Damn it, I even spelled the name wrong. Real Salt Lake. There we go
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-06-28 05:56:09 EDT (#)
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Just you wait.....Real Sale Lake will dominate!!!! In 2076. Maybe.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-28 05:50:25 EDT (#)
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I do respect your point of view, redskies. I love a good argument like this when the other guy isn't just trying to call me a fag.
And about smaller guys, it's just a generalization. The fastest guy in American football is Randy Moss, at 6 foot 4. He's also the biggest shithead in the league...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-28 05:27:56 EDT (#)
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Touche assholy.
I believe we must respect one another's point of view.
Although, I dunno about shorter guys always being faster.
Henry is 6'3 and there are very few players quicker than him.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-28 05:11:14 EDT (#)
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Well, maybe. But a tackle in football (soccer) tends to be more unexpected. You can brace yourself for most impacts in American football and rugby. That's why the tackle from behind was outlawed, because in too many cases, a footballer would end up broken.
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They've recently begun fining players for "horse collar" tackles, which means to grab onto the back of peoples shoulderpads and drag them down from behind because it almost invariably leads to injury. You dont see that coming.
And anyway, there are 11 guys on the other side of the field looking to knock your lights out. Sometimes you see them, sometimes you dont.
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I also seem to recall something about American football and astroturf. Coz they considered astroturf in football over here too - but rejected it because of the amount of muscle tears that happened when studs got locked into it. You don't get the give.
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Astroturf is history in America. There are still two baseball stadiums with astroturf but Minnesota is getting a new stadium and the other is in Toronto so who knows how long that will take. Anyway, we have this stuff called field turf now, which everybody seems to like. It's making natural grass obsolete. The only problem is that there are rubber pellets in the ground that tend to fuck peoples' eyes up pretty good when they land face first.
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'studs' made that sentence look so gay.
Anyway, I'd say that impacts in football are every bit as dangerous as in any other sport (other than boxing obviously).
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But they are less frequent. You dont get dinged on every single play.
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I really don't get where the 'soccer players are pansies' thing comes from. Do you have a go at basketballers because they don't shoulder crash helmeted heads repeatedly?
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No, because they dont trumpet themselves as that sort of athlete the way that soccer players do. But we give them credit; Allen Iverson is in the bottom fifth percentile sizewise in the NBA but is pound for pound the toughest player in the league.
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The fascination with 'the hit' seems unnatural to me, and in some way linked to the American obsession with stats and percentages. 400 pounds vs 380 pounds running 22 yards per down average or whatever. The 'my player is bigger than yours.'
THAT is precisely why football is special. Because a five foot six striker who weights ten stone can nip past all sixteen stone of the lumbering six foot four defender, humiliate the goal keeper with a shimmy and roll it into the back of the net.
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But that's not any different than any other sport. Short guys are always faster than big guys. You look at some of our kick returners in football, guys like Dante Hall or Michael Lewis, you'd never think they were big enough for the league, but they're quick and nobody can get a good lick on them. If you watch clips of Reggie Bush or Tiki Barber or Warrick Dunn running the ball, they dont run guys over but they're some of the best backs in the game today.
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The 'mismatches' when the lithe figure of Henry accelerates at full speed, leaving defenders clawing at thin air before he lobs the keeper or watching a winger like Arjen Robben turn a full back so many times that the defender in frustration hacks him down or collapses in a dizzy heap.
In a sport where you have such a variety of styles, formations and sizes of players, the competition is not in who has the biggest guy, but whose team can work together as a unit before sending a ball shooting into the net from 30 yards.
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Just like any other sport. Seriously. You've got every sort of athlete on a football field. 6'8', 375 pound linemen, and 5'8" 175 pound receivers. You have track stars and weight lifting champions. Every sport is unique in that aspect. Soccer just has more track stars, and those big guys you allude to would be linebackers or fullbacks.
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic said
On his move on Stephane Henchoz of Liverpool (there has been some doubts whether his move was on Henchoz or Hyypiä):
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog."
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And Priest Holmes hurdled over a guy on his way into the end zone, and on his way down, kicked the defender in the ass while the guy was still grasping at air. It was the greatest and most impressive act of showboating I've seen for a long time.
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Zlatan is 6 foot 4 and built like a brick shit house. Watching him do those things was a joy. In American football, he'd have charged at the defender, stamped on his face, before running off.
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Brian Urlacher is 6 foot 4 and built like a brick shithouse. He's fast as all hell and if he and a school bus had a head on collision, that would be a sad day for 35 kids' parents.
So, in conclusion: American football is ace.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-28 04:30:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-28 04:13:08 (#)
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I'm not saying there has never been a tough soccer player. That would be ludicrous. But soccer players dont have to be able to take a hit the way rugby, hockey, or football players do, and there is absolutely no reason to say they're tough because they risk injury. For every soccer player fighting through an injury, I can give you ten football players.
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Well, maybe. But a tackle in football (soccer) tends to be more unexpected. You can brace yourself for most impacts in American football and rugby. That's why the tackle from behind was outlawed, because in too many cases, a footballer would end up broken.
I also seem to recall something about American football and astroturf. Coz they considered astroturf in football over here too - but rejected it because of the amount of muscle tears that happened when studs got locked into it. You don't get the give.
'studs' made that sentence look so gay.
Anyway, I'd say that impacts in football are every bit as dangerous as in any other sport (other than boxing obviously).
I really don't get where the 'soccer players are pansies' thing comes from. Do you have a go at basketballers because they don't shoulder crash helmeted heads repeatedly?
The fascination with 'the hit' seems unnatural to me, and in some way linked to the American obsession with stats and percentages. 400 pounds vs 380 pounds running 22 yards per down average or whatever. The 'my player is bigger than yours.'
THAT is precisely why football is special. Because a five foot six striker who weights ten stone can nip past all sixteen stone of the lumbering six foot four defender, humiliate the goal keeper with a shimmy and roll it into the back of the net.
The 'mismatches' when the lithe figure of Henry accelerates at full speed, leaving defenders clawing at thin air before he lobs the keeper or watching a winger like Arjen Robben turn a full back so many times that the defender in frustration hacks him down or collapses in a dizzy heap.
In a sport where you have such a variety of styles, formations and sizes of players, the competition is not in who has the biggest guy, but whose team can work together as a unit before sending a ball shooting into the net from 30 yards.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic said
On his move on Stephane Henchoz of Liverpool (there has been some doubts whether his move was on Henchoz or Hyypiä):
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog."
Zlatan is 6 foot 4 and built like a brick shit house. Watching him do those things was a joy. In American football, he'd have charged at the defender, stamped on his face, before running off.
In football, it hurt more that poor old Henchoz was left sitting on his arse while Zlatan ran past before hammering it into the net.
So, in conclusion: football is ace.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-28 04:13:08 EDT (#)
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I'm not saying there has never been a tough soccer player. That would be ludicrous. But soccer players dont have to be able to take a hit the way rugby, hockey, or football players do, and there is absolutely no reason to say they're tough because they risk injury. For every soccer player fighting through an injury, I can give you ten football players.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-28 04:01:09 EDT (#)
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Stuart Pearce broke his leg TWICE in one season - and came back after each one. On the second occasion, he was so pissed off that he'd broken it again, that he tried to run it off, and had to be dragged off the pitch by the manager and the physio.
You will regularly see a footballer at the very limit of human athleticism push just a little too far and tear out some muscles. I'm primarily thinking of the sprinters like Owen, Henry and Saha. Then you get battlers like Alan Shearer, or Tony Adams who regularly got kicked to shit for 90 minutes, without padding and without armour - and they got on with it, played the game and took the stitches like men.
The current World Cup is a disgrace with regard to how quickly the referees are dealing out yellow cards. Football is a contact sport, and FIFA are fucking my beautiful sport over.
As for snowboarding - it's a nice pastime. And everyone should have a hobby.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-28 02:45:07 EDT (#)
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The post was a +2 but your comments pissed me right the fuck off.
First off, you DID say "footballers are hard" many times in this post. You said it, then you took it back as soon as the first person brought out the inevitable "soccer players have brittle bones" theory.
Soccer players aren't hard just because they have horrific injuries, you stupid twat, just the same way no other athlete in the world is hard just because he fucked himself up. I have broken lots of bones on myself and on other people. I've made kids cry. Does that make me tough? what about them?
We were running a scrimmage in practice in high school and I nailed our running back. I broke my scapula and dislocated his elbow. We both finished practice. THAT'S what makes you tough. My brother broke his arm playing ultimate frisbee a few weeks ago, went home and got a splint, and came back and played for another two hours before he let us take him to the hospital. THAT IS TOUGH. The fact that he broke it doesnt mean shit, fucknut.
Oh, and not to mention, soccer isn't even a contact sport. Yeah, they're tough. """RRrreeeefffff, he puuuuuuushed meeeee" OMG YELLOW CARD
And I'm not even going to get into that list of non ball sports.
In fact I dont know why i got into any of this. It is WAY past my bedtime.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-28 00:50:47 EDT (#)
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I had a lot of fun reading this. Thanks.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-28 00:12:39 EDT (#)
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AGH
THERE IS NOTHING I DISLIKE MORE THAN LEGS THAT ARE BROKEN LIKE THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 23:53:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-27 20:31:41 (#)
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Seems like hurtbythesun has the sports equivalent of penis envy.
You couldn't do ANY of those sports you fucking jackass, they take a million times more skill than soccer.
You try too hard.
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Did you not manage to pay attention for long enough to realise that I MB? Used to surf and skateboard too. None of those 'sports' take any more skill than football, just different skills. Mainly lame ones.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-27 20:31:41 EDT (#)
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Seems like hurtbythesun has the sports equivalent of penis envy.
You couldn't do ANY of those sports you fucking jackass, they take a million times more skill than soccer.
You try too hard.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-27 20:03:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:37:26 (#)
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They are still pussies, and soccer still sucks, a real man would have rubbed some dirt on those breaks and got back in the fucking game.
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Yea, 27404, that's right
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:44:32 EDT (#)
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Holy shit this made me want to puke.
I mean I didn't because I'm not a pussy, but it made me want to.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:37:26 EDT (#)
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They are still pussies, and soccer still sucks, a real man would have rubbed some dirt on those breaks and got back in the fucking game.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:35:04 EDT (#)
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Before I go to bed...
Snowboarding: Sliding down snow on a plank of fibreglass? Please.
Skateboarding: Grown men who should know better, with the exception of Tony Hawk.
ATHLETICS? Surely all sports involve athletes?
Triathlon: Fair one, but still, how regularly is it watched outside the Olympics?
Cycling: Be more specific. If you mean that circular shit, it's like Nascar, only slower and worse.
Mountain Biking: I do this fairly regularly. More endurance than a sport.
Surfing: Again, wide following? No.
Skiing: Good laugh, but a bit gay.
Waterskiing: You're actually calling this a 'sport'? That's like saying DARTS is a sport.
Wakeboarding: See above.
Motorcross: Fair one, good crack, but not broadcast nearly enough.
Motorsports: Nobody watches anything save the crashes.
Boxing: Men fighting over a purse? Please.
Martial Arts: Since the demise of Bruce Lee, pointless.
Diving: Gay.
Climbing: You're really trying hard, aren't you?
Swimming: Good for a laugh, especially when the Scots are owning people in the Commonwealth.
Rowing: Redgrave is harder than diamond, since him I couldn't care less.
Kayaking: Really, nobody watches this.
Freestyle BMX: Possibly the most boring thing in the world, apart from when people crash.
In-line skating: A bunch of faggotry.
Ice skating: Torville and Dean ruled, everyone else can blow me.
Gymnastics: Good for sussing out potential jail bait.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:28:31 EDT (#)
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People please, no-one gives a shit either way. They're all sports and you like different types.
Simple eh?
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:26:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:06:19 (#)
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There aren't many sports you can enjoy that don't involve balls.
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Errr, sorry chief, but that's one of the stupidest, most ignorant things I've ever read. You are, indeed, a complete tool. Try getting out of the house once in a while.
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Volleyball, Basketball, Cricket, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Rugby, Baseball, Table Tennis... All these are like top 20 spectator sports, as well as having huge numbers of people who participate in them. So, short of 'sports' like skateboarding, snowboarding, rollerskating, what else KYAKING?
Jesus you're retarded. I hope your throat gets severed by an oar.
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"OMG... like, if it isn't one of the top 20 spectator sports, it's, like, not a sport, mmkay?"
Go choke on a gigantic turd you fucking muppet. Get a clue for fucks sake, are you really that much of a complete moron?
NON-"ball sports":
Snowboarding
Skateboarding
ATHLETICS (ok, except shot-put and the hammer throw)
Triathlon
Cycling
Mountain Biking
Surfing
Skiing
Waterskiing
Wakeboarding
Motorcross
Motorsports
Boxing
Martial Arts
Diving
climbing
Swimming
Rowing
kayaking (thanks for the help with that one, genius)
freestyle BMX
in-line skating
ice skating
Gymnastics
etc etc etc
Seriously, I could keep going, but I really cant be fucked typing any more sports just to prove how much of an ignorant moron you really are, because why should I bother when you're doing such a good job of proving it all by yourself?
-2DIE bumblefuck.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:06:19 EDT (#)
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There aren't many sports you can enjoy that don't involve balls.
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Errr, sorry chief, but that's one of the stupidest, most ignorant things I've ever read. You are, indeed, a complete tool. Try getting out of the house once in a while.
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Volleyball, Basketball, Cricket, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Rugby, Baseball, Table Tennis... All these are like top 20 spectator sports, as well as having huge numbers of people who participate in them. So, short of 'sports' like skateboarding, snowboarding, rollerskating, what else KYAKING?
Jesus you're retarded. I hope your throat gets severed by an oar.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:56:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:36:31 (#)
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Why would I give a fuck about NFL? I'M NOT AN AMERICAN DUMBASS.
hahahaha.
ALL team/ball sports are fucking gay anyways.
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There aren't many sports you can enjoy that don't involve balls.
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Errr, sorry chief, but that's one of the stupidest, most ignorant things I've ever read. You are, indeed, a complete tool. Try getting out of the house once in a while.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:47:03 EDT (#)
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dr_weazel is a twit. I feel there is nothing more to say
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:41:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:36:31 (#)
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Why would I give a fuck about NFL? I'M NOT AN AMERICAN DUMBASS.
hahahaha.
ALL team/ball sports are fucking gay anyways.
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There aren't many sports you can enjoy that don't involve balls.
Since you're probably a eunuch, you'd know all about that.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:36:31 EDT (#)
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Why would I give a fuck about NFL? I'M NOT AN AMERICAN DUMBASS.
hahahaha.
ALL team/ball sports are fucking gay anyways.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:25:51 EDT (#)
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OH SHIT! The irony of someone who authored THIS post, dropping THAT as a reply to what I said...
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fuck off, SOCCER pansy. Just admit it... admit that you're gay and you like watching grown men run around a paddock in short-shorts grabbing each others asses/nuts.
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For one, I don't care whether you call it 'soccer' or 'football', I call it football, you'se call it soccer, who cares?
And this wasn't intended as anything ironic, just a laugh, you poof.
Oh, and if you think football is gay, have you failed to witness the amount of ass touching that goes on in the NFL? Or are you blind as well as stupid.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:17:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:53:19 (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:51:17 (#)
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Clearly Seth Enslow, Mikko Sjoblom, Mike Page and (particularly) Bjorn Leines are spastics
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Yeah, I just thought about this a bit more, surely a wealth of injuries isn't something to brag about.
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OH SHIT! The irony of someone who authored THIS post, dropping THAT as a reply to what I said...
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fuck off, SOCCER pansy. Just admit it... admit that you're gay and you like watching grown men run around a paddock in short-shorts grabbing each others asses/nuts.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:07:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:59:18 (#)
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Bwahahaha this is fucking amazing. I burst out laughing at every single one.
Although I once broke my ankle on a football (fucking stupid, yes) and I have some inkling as to the pain those guys must be going through.
Did anyone see the zoomed-in, slow-motion video of Michael Owen's knee? The bones separated! Sick.
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Yeah I have that on my laptop and it plays every time I turn it on. Amusing but a little sad since I'd like to see the Toon do well.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:59:18 EDT (#)
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Bwahahaha this is fucking amazing. I burst out laughing at every single one.
Although I once broke my ankle on a football (fucking stupid, yes) and I have some inkling as to the pain those guys must be going through.
Did anyone see the zoomed-in, slow-motion video of Michael Owen's knee? The bones separated! Sick.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:53:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:51:17 (#)
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Clearly Seth Enslow, Mikko Sjoblom, Mike Page and (particularly) Bjorn Leines are spastics
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Yeah, I just thought about this a bit more, surely a wealth of injuries isn't something to brag about. You think Owen's overjoyed he's fucked his leg again? 'Wey aye man! That's another for the list'. Shit no, negro.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:51:17 EDT (#)
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Clearly Seth Enslow, Mikko Sjoblom, Mike Page and (particularly) Bjorn Leines are spastics
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:48:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:55:08 (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:08:01 (#)
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And Cisse broke his leg AGAIN 18 months after the first time.
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Yeah, but I'm convinced that was just him trying to show off.
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Breaking your leg once is fair enough but to do it twice just seems careless
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Everything you ever wanted to know about dr_weazel
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'Nuff said, you 'extreme' sports gaylord.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:34:01 EDT (#)
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Soccer is for pussies. WHoopdeedoo a few guys with... OMG!... broken legs!
Seth Enslow makes those guys look like a bunch of girls.
(Look him up if you dont know who he is, too many injuries to list)
Mike Page makes those guys look like a bunch of pussies:
Page was returning to the bottom of Mammoth mountain after a late night photo shoot, but ran into a knee-high wire stretched across a ski run. Page and one other had to be air lifted out, where the news got worse for Mike. At first the doctors thought amputation was the only solution, but since Mike has made a full recovery and still snowboards professionally. He got a few shots for this movie, and even won a "big air" contest less than a year after the incident.
Mikko Sjoblom makes those guys look like a bunch of pussies:
Mikko was not as lucky as Mike Page was. Mikko flew 160 feet off a 80 foot table top, he landed on his board, but then lost it. He was in a coma for several weeks, and was not expected to live. Mikko did not die, but the last I heard he was only just learning to walk and eat on his own again.
Bjorn Leines makes those guys look like a bunch of pussies:
During filming of the Snowboard video "True Life" Bjorn broke his ankle, after spending 3 months on the couch recovering, the FIRST DAY back on a snowboard, doing a ridiculously difficult rail he broke the same ankle again. 3 Months later, after recovering (again) THE FIRST DAY BACK on a snowboard, doing ANOTHER ridiculously difficult rail, he broke the ankle AGAIN! (that was it for him that season)
Matt Hoffman makes those guys look like a bunch of pussies.
(again, look him up if you dont know who he is, again, too many injuries to list, he's well known as the "Bionic Man" of freestyle BMX)
And that one of Vinnie Jones just goes to prove all soccer players are faggots.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:55:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:29:15 (#)
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ppsht...Where's Joe Theismann?
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Couldn't find a picture of the tubby git.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:50:37 EDT (#)
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oh my god.
i winced upon multiple occasions.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:29:15 EDT (#)
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ppsht...Where's Joe Theismann?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:47:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:05:31 (#)
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Thank you HurtbyTheSun for proving soccer players are pansies. So are their fans. LMFAO!
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Thank you twatsmear, for mocking me when you've posted nothing yourself! HOHOHO!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:17:05 EDT (#)
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i took a kids hip out of socket on a tackle. it was a good tackle, he just landed bad. I could actually feel it come out as he landed on top of me, then there was incredibly loud pop/crack and then nothing but shrill wails of pain. he was taken off the field in an ambulance.
I felt bad, he'd been on my soccer team the year before.
Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:05:31 EDT (#)
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Thank you HurtbyTheSun for proving soccer players are pansies. So are their fans. LMFAO!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:56:11 EDT (#)
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I think I'd freak out if I could actually tell I had a broken bone just by looking at it. I've got a high tolerance for pain but not for the sight of one of my bones bending where it shouldn't. The sound of breaking bones also kind of freaks me out.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:45:55 EDT (#)
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SKATE IT OFF!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:10:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:07:58 (#)
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All you proved is that soccer players have brittle bones.
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If you weren't fucking inbred and had read the top line, you'd realise that I wasn't trying to 'prove' anything. Just share a little bit of other peoples pain. Idiot.
Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:07:58 EDT (#)
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All you proved is that soccer players have brittle bones.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:59:33 EDT (#)
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Also, poor, poor Ghana!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:55:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:08:01 (#)
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And Cisse broke his leg AGAIN 18 months after the first time.
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Yeah, but I'm convinced that was just him trying to show off.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:50:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fodesnor (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:41:41 EDT (#)
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Made me giggle.
lollerize.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:40:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:37:34 (#)
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*hugs legs*
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Shut it crippsy. Your legs have no feeling.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:37:34 EDT (#)
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*hugs legs*
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:34:26 EDT (#)
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A little kid once scored a goal past me (fuck knows why I was in goal), so I picked him up and refused to put him down until he admitted he cheated.
Submitted by swine_powered_hate_machine (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:18:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:43:37 (#)
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pussies
i break my own legs ALL the time.
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Fuckin' Bosh.
Vinnie Jones is an inspiration... I now begin all of my business meetings by giving a firm squeeze of the scrotum to all in attendance. The ladies love it.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:12:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:06:27 (#)
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What about that Goalie in the FA cup, who broke his neck but carried on playing for the last 1/2 hour of the match anyway?
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Bert Trautman that was.... football players were thick AND poor in them days.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:08:01 EDT (#)
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And Cisse broke his leg AGAIN 18 months after the first time.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:06:27 EDT (#)
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What about that Goalie in the FA cup, who broke his neck but carried on playing for the last 1/2 hour of the match anyway?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:04:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:56:31 (#)
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Vinnie Jones = Auto+2
Ghana - Brazil is just starting. I think Brazil will win but it will be aces if Ghana do. Anyone agree?
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It would be awesome to see Brazil lose.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:02:40 EDT (#)
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yay for other people's pain.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:02:13 EDT (#)
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Well, that was disturbing.
I like how there are so few picture of horrific football injuries that you have to resort to black and white pictures to fill it out.
I can't stand all the diving there is in football. It really get to me.
Man did the Aussies get fucked hard too, that was fun to watch. Fucking greasy Italians...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-27 11:00:15 EDT (#)
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Holy fuck, this was stellar.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:56:31 EDT (#)
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Vinnie Jones = Auto+2
Ghana - Brazil is just starting. I think Brazil will win but it will be aces if Ghana do. Anyone agree?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:53:31 EDT (#)
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I don't get it??
Where's the fucking football??
I might be a girl and all but that's OBVIOUSLY soccer.
*twirls hair*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:49:25 EDT (#)
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Two shots of Vinnie Jones are enough for me.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:48:40 EDT (#)
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Needs more Vinnie Jones
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:47:55 EDT (#)
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Yeah, part time.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:47:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:44:04 (#)
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David Busst. UNLUCKY MUCH?
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He manages Evesham FC now apparently.
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Is that a pirate ship? Is Tiger Lily his physio? I can see her leaping atop footballers with 'muscle cramps' taking away the stiffness.
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http://www.eveshamunitedfc.com/
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:46:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:40:47 (#)
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Um...Ow.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:45:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:44:04 (#)
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David Busst. UNLUCKY MUCH?
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He manages Evesham FC now apparently.
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Is that a pirate ship? Is Tiger Lily his physio? I can see her leaping atop footballers with 'muscle cramps' taking away the stiffness.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:44:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:44:04 (#)
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David Busst. UNLUCKY MUCH?
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He manages Evesham FC now apparently.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:44:04 EDT (#)
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David Busst. UNLUCKY MUCH?
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:43:38 EDT (#)
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I broke my leg playing socce- "football"
It must really suck to be that weightlifter at the bottom
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:43:37 EDT (#)
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pussies
i break my own legs ALL the time.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:42:03 EDT (#)
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"He has an eyepatch that contains a pube belonging to Big Alan Shearer."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:40:47 EDT (#)
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Um...wow.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 10:39:49 EDT (#)
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B@W. Goddamnit.