Voices of Überusers III (1197 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-06-27 12:10:49 EDT
Voices of Überusers I - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89283
Sacrilicious covered my "Libido Honalee," and apparently wound up sounding like a Liliputian 900 line operator. Because the Orgasmatron is a benevolent god, he passed the savings on to you, the public, for free. Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah. This offering also kicked off a slew of voicewhores that, while satisfying many an Ubery ear, cut down on the number of guessable suspects for future instances of this series. OR DID IT? As my grandmother said when she found out a colony of fire ants had taken up residence in her duodenum: "Aces."
Voices of Überusers II - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89539
Redskieslookfake offered his rendition of Sacrilicious's "About a Boy," and his accent made many a woman shiver where their legs meet. As dogs love trucks so, too, do women love accents. Anansie wasn't sure if the voice belonged to "a fatty" or not, which really is quite funny considering that Redskies weighs somewhere around 85lbs and could double as a green bean if a troupe of musicians dressed as vegetables came up one item short before their stage performance of Holst's "Planets" suite.
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A third offering I bring you today - is it poetry? Prose? Did someone decide to attempt to 'read' a Habeeb drawing?
You may have heard the voice before, you may not have. Only your undertaker knows for sure.
As always, a +2 for the linkwhore to the original post.
Enjoy, godspeed, and remember: "The laughter, the tears, and the song of a woman are equally deceptive."
Redemption.wav (473 kB) [audio/wav]
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-28 11:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-28 02:05:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:20:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
What a terrible rhythm this person has. Ugh.
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*snort* I've heard you speak, Caul. People who live in cheese houses.....kiss kiss.
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Come on bébé, you know my oral english is PERFECT!
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-28 04:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-28 04:18:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-28 00:51:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
how long would that secret identity remain a secret? My guess, about one hour. (No disrespect intended.)
*mulling mulling mulling*
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Wow. Um..clearly you believe this to be a "stop the uber presses" revelation, and you're enjoying this much more than I thought possible- more than any pillow tale I could tell. I wouldn't dream of taking that away from you. So, whatev.
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Misunderstood. I'm quite forgettable, and needn't be given a second thought. I simply meant, that I know how the grapevine works, nothing more. We might, though, have a reading up and coming, someday. I'd like that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-28 04:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He knows Berty too.
Which means he's English. Or a Scot. It's probably MikeTheScottish.
Why are you up so late Licious?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-28 04:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-28 00:51:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
how long would that secret identity remain a secret? My guess, about one hour. (No disrespect intended.)
*mulling mulling mulling*
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Wow. Um..clearly you believe this to be a "stop the uber presses" revelation, and you're enjoying this much more than I thought possible- more than any pillow tale I could tell. I wouldn't dream of taking that away from you. So, whatev.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-28 02:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd so fuck Circe like Mary Poppins, which would be quite pleasant for me to say the least.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-28 02:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd call it a brandy and cigarettes voice, if writing about you, Circe.
Thanks for satisfying long time itch: the audio. We're old Uber friends, tho you don't recognize me using this name- which I must for now. (Reason why, the alter, are stranger than I could have come up with if writing fic.)
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-28 02:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:20:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
What a terrible rhythm this person has. Ugh.
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*snort* I've heard you speak, Caul. People who live in cheese houses.....kiss kiss.
Yeah it's me - drunk, fluey, and with my 15 years of smoking backing me up.
Woo me!
Thorpe, by the way - if you want your book back you're gonna need to email me your address, kiddo.
And don't worry - it looks like it's been around the world. You'll see what I mean.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-28 00:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-27 23:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-27 23:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Every girlfriend I've ever had, I've made (asked that they) read me to sleep every night- my favorite thing in life, being read to sleep. All have accommodated my desires.
I'd pay this girl (Libido Honalee.mp3) to do the same. She'd be a sort of lit whore, but that's the best kind by far.
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*ears perk up* Pay, you say?
You and I already have unfinished business, VE. Perhaps we can make a deal.
Oh, and I'm going to go with majority here and guess Circe the Aussie MILF.
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A secret revealed is no longer a secret.
If I were to give you my email/phone # (which I've done under my real Uber username many times here w/ others) or rather, give it to you off Uber via your email, how long would that secret identity remain a secret? My guess, about one hour. (No disrespect intended.)
I shall mull it over. 'Tis most tempting. But I am a strong man- so long as I do not listen to that supernal Siren's call again, in which case I'd be a goner.
*mulling mulling mulling*
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-06-28 00:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep, that's her, officer. That's the one who rang up and said those filthy things to my wife, I'm sure of it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-27 23:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-27 23:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Every girlfriend I've ever had, I've made (asked that they) read me to sleep every night- my favorite thing in life, being read to sleep. All have accommodated my desires.
I'd pay this girl (Libido Honalee.mp3) to do the same. She'd be a sort of lit whore, but that's the best kind by far.
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*ears perk up* Pay, you say?
You and I already have unfinished business, VE. Perhaps we can make a deal.
Oh, and I'm going to go with majority here and guess Circe the Aussie MILF.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-27 23:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every girlfriend I've ever had, I've made (asked that they) read me to sleep every night- my favorite thing in life, being read to sleep. All have accommodated my desires.
I'd pay this girl (Libido Honalee.mp3) to do the same. She'd be a sort of lit whore, but that's the best kind by far.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-27 22:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
100% Circe.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-27 22:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-27 21:43:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
tell the truth, did this just install a keylogger on my computer?
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Maybe. Send me $49.95/month if you don't want me revealing your passwords or what, exactly, you write when you're all alone at night.
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-27 20:05:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well is it circe or not you daft bloke?
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Since when do I reveal who it is? That's for the user in question to take care of.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-27 21:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tell the truth, did this just install a keylogger on my computer?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-27 20:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well is it circe or not you daft bloke?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:52:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you photoshop worth a shit red?
email me.
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I can, kind of. But red like..teaches photoshop or something.
I'll deal with the author of this post later. Chuckles.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:07:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
It is clearly a girl's voice. I thought Thorpe was a bloke?
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My comment was what we refer to as a 'joke'
Can you photoshop worth a shit red?
email me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:35:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
So..what do I win?
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-26 21:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
And oh yeah- FUCK THE RED SOX.
You get to enjoy that your wife-beating Phillies lost not once, not twice, but three times to the Red Sox. Live it up, chuckles.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um..is it me?
Oh, right.
So..what do I win?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like a pack a day of Pall Mall Reds...
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right, yeah, the .wav format clinched it for me too.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even the same '.wav' format. BAH
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:07:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
This one is Circe, FOR sho'.
Compare: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86884 .
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*Grudgingly concedes*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is clearly a girl's voice. I thought Thorpe was a bloke?
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one is Circe, FOR sho'.
Compare: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86884 .
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:40:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:04:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, Soley_Trinity?
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I thought Soley was english?
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Pig Balls is thinking of Assholy_Trinity, Soley_Trinity's belligerent cousin.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is an Aussie?
Not Circe.
Ummmmm...thorpe?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:04:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, Soley_Trinity?
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I thought Soley was english?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, Soley_Trinity?
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is either you or the daughter you had with PvtThorns.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it me?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So it's NOT Merlina?
Arrr, then I be stumped, says I.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:50:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Too lazy to convert to MP3, are we? :)
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I post 'em as I receives 'em.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too lazy to convert to MP3, are we? :)
I *know* I've heard that voice...when I was in the UK...
Ah yes, Merlina, I believe.
What do I win?
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
liek omg is this the return of dizzyupthegirl?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki - download the .wav and play that.
Name some Australian women on Uber too.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't get these things to play at work and then I forget about them when I get home. I'm like that retarded kid who laughs because everyone else is laughing, but just doesn't really get the joke.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:39:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh, maybe Marry Poppins and Crocodile Dundee.
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FAIR DINKUM
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh, maybe Marry Poppins and Crocodile Dundee.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mary Poppins' and Dick Van Dyke's offspring would sound like this.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It sounded like Mary poppins, except far more Australian.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting thing you've got going on here.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually don't think that was Circe.
Thus I am in a quandary.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85777
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a terrible rhythm this person has. Ugh.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it teh Circe?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These are great.
Have you thought about the poncho offer?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89690#2038053
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tee hee. I wanna do this shit so bad... I just need to be really REEEEEALLLY drunk