UGR: A Walk In The Park (1158 hits)
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Submitted by gravitas (View user info) at 2006-06-27 13:58:47 EDT
Sheriff
I'm the only law enforcement
In this small Wyoming town
I have no gun or rifle
There's no trouble to be found
Bandit
I'm a mean son of a bitch
I wear a hat so black
Give me all your money
Before I shoot you in the back
Bank Teller
I beg you sir for mercy
For as you can clearly see
We're just a poor farm town
Take all that you please
Mayor's Daughter
Mister, we don't have much
These folks work long and hard
So show you have some kindness
And kidnap me instead
Bandit
Girl, I like your thinking
I'll have some fun with you
But you have misjudged me
I'll take the money too
Sheriff
Stop you dirty thief
Put down the girl and cash
Continue on your way
Or I'll have to kick your ass
Bandit
An interesting offer
But I fear I must decline
My gun is pointed at you
Allow us to pass by
Sheriff
Son, I cannot do that
For as you plainly see
My wife, your prize, has your gun
And is throwing it to me
Bandit
I can't believe you shot me
I thought you would be nice
Now I fully understand
The large graveyard, just outside
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-30 16:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is another one...
I rather enjoyed this.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here, this one's worth something.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE WIN
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110614#2487964
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-21 11:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, Otahmeal is trying to get ALL his alters banned?
Calm down 'roid boy, its just the internet.
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-06-21 11:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dirty_Girl (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by andkon (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die, bitch.
Submitted by Matin_Morte (user info) at 2007-06-20 23:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-06-20 22:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow this was great.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-14 00:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-05 13:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bwahhaha.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-28 09:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
-Dave
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-27 19:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Will someone please go read MY version of this...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89684
*weeps and cuts in emo pattern*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:49:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
don't listen to these ingrates.
THIS PRODUCTION IS GOINGS STRAIGHT... STRAIGHTERES..EST
TO BROADWAY!!!
WITH MINXSES!
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OH, and don't even get me STARTED on YOU.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
really bad, but i feel your pain
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-27 18:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No more pie for you. No sirree.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-27 17:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
**sigh**
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-06-27 16:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't listen to these ingrates.
THIS PRODUCTION IS GOINGS STRAIGHT... STRAIGHTERES..EST
TO BROADWAY!!!
WITH MINXSES!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is this? What IS THIS?
I hope you are ashamed
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Philip
Holy fucking shitballs, can you believe this?
No seriously Dan, is he taking a piss?
A competition post and this is what's produced?
Have Talent and the poster been introduced?
Dan
Hush, Philip, behind the nonsense something storied lies,
A simple one, to wit, that a retard could write
But a story just the same - have you posted one?
No, so shut up. By the way, your wife weighs a ton.
Philip
SHE HAS A GLANDULAR PROBLEM, YOU HEARTLESS TWAT!
But hey, it's not as if your right hand's very hot
Considering that's the only tail you get
And doubtless why your fingers are always wet.
Dan
Don't get pissy with me because you married early
A woman who first touched you where you're curly,
This is neither here nor there - let's to the post
And talk about why it seems you hate it the most.
Philip
There's no substance! Is this the way that it will be
For writers who are out to impress you and me?
Can you agree it's simply just not up to par
Or are you thinking about last night at the gay bar?
Dan
What's that? Oh, I was, um, thinking for a sec
(About that dancer who looked like Alex Trebec)
Yes yes, calm down, it's bad...but what can we do?
Philip
I'll tell you, you big homo - I'll leave a minus two.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well you suck. i don't feel sorry for you.
in fact, i plan to feed you to rabid hungry eels now. yum, i like eels. on my sushi.
um.
nevermind.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it is no problem.
interesting that shit like this finally gets filtered out.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-27 15:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww. i feel sorry for you now :(
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One more?
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh well, fukc it.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As of that last rating, dropping you to -1.06 it was gone again.
So let's see if this puts it back up.
PS: Sorry about my experiment.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It was a joke actually. I wanted to get this back on the front page, which it is now I believe.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm pretty sure it's not going to matter Coleslaw.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well thats for the best.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's an unwarranted +2. Brdn_Nkd shouldn't count it.
I think Bart has some new filters for the front page. If your post is carrying -1 or worse after 10 reviews, it gets bounced off the front page.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
seriously, wheres my post?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where did the post go?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:38:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
ghola makes me giggle.
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me too
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ghola makes me giggle.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
also, here's the -2 I didn't give you.
Bitch.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do not like this post in a box.
I do not like this post with a fox.
I do not like this post in a house.
I do not like this post with a mouse.
I do not like this post here or there.
I do not like this post anywhere.
I do not like your post with ham.
I do not like it, Ghola-I-am.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sadly I cannot let that plus two stand
this post is lifeless like a wasteland
A walk in the park you say
no, this was no walk, this was gay.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:22:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry that you wrote this
I sure that you are too
It just awful cow piss
And deserves a minus 2.
awhahahahaha
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry that you wrote this
I sure that you are too
It just awful cow piss
And deserves a minus 2.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm so sorry. this was just horrid. i can't even give constructive criticism on this. maybe you can do another entry under this but this was just really really bad.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is in fact lame. Sorry man. A lot of those things don't really rhyme but they're trying to and that bugs me.
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is fucking terrible.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are so lame.
i love ya cause you're so lame.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:03:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is this??
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is this??