Britney Spears Naked on Harper's Bazaar - Safe For Work (1735 hits)
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Submitted by yewslus (View user info) at 2006-06-28 22:10:12 EDT
Here you go, folks.
I have taken a (sabbatical?) from Uber, but I found something I just needed to share.
Hope the smell/taste of vomit, urine, feces, and baby batter doesn't make you sick...
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Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-07-26 12:44:28 EDT (#)
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very kindly put the moomoo back on brit. you werent that attractive when you werent preggers, i dont need to see that shit. squeeze that fuckin thing out and fade into obscurity pleasethanks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 12:38:06 EDT (#)
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If I wanted to see some fat broad I'd just go to the Uber Directory.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-07-26 12:23:32 EDT (#)
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It's back!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90948
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:52:45 EDT (#)
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"looks like the southern end of a northbound mule. "
AHAHAHAHAHA
Best description EVAR
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:38:10 EDT (#)
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great now i hafta change my hair color... cunt.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:34:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59041 -- can already be seen here (nsfw)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:27:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-29 03:36:18 (#)
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Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:12:35 (#)
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LET ME BE FIRST TO SAY SLUT WHORE
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now I'm SO not Britney fan - but I'm curious as to why men call the girl a slut when she mostly has long term relationships
Is it because you couldn't get anyone that looked half as good as her?
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No, it's because nearly everyone in the industry has to fuck their way to be a star. Pop music has become recycled, typical tripe, with very little original/worthwhile material anymore. She's not particularly talented, musically, so I can speculate with relative certainty that she was banging at least a dozen people to get where she did. See also: Shania Twain
Aside from that, personally, I don't like her because she's a shitty, irresponsible mother, feels the need to defend her parenting skills despite the overwhelming photographic evidence, makes crappy generic music and when not wearing fourteen pounds of makeup, looks like the southern end of a northbound mule.
And if it's just about her looks: I don't care how much she shows her tits and ass or if she has a crew of fifty stylists to make her look good for the stage and screen; you can neither hide nor eradicate the trailer park that saturates every fiber of her being. The girl sweats trailer trash. I hate to seem so shallow, but that's what the music and film industry is built on: image.
But hey, I'm sure she has a great personality when she's not driving around in a convertible with her infant child in her lap.
Submitted by AnotherHeather (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:46:13 EDT (#)
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She's pretty. But she did promise to not have sax before sh was married and then did anyway so that wasn't very good.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:19:27 EDT (#)
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britney hate is so passé
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-29 03:36:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:12:35 (#)
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LET ME BE FIRST TO SAY SLUT WHORE
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now I'm SO not Britney fan - but I'm curious as to why men call the girl a slut when she mostly has long term relationships
Is it because you couldn't get anyone that looked half as good as her?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-06-28 23:06:54 EDT (#)
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I've seen better, +1 for almost naked, -2 cause shes a slut ho
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:54:17 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it...
with my penos.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:40:00 EDT (#)
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I wish famous pregnant women would stop doing this.
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:26:08 EDT (#)
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I like the NSFW set- http://www.ubersite.com/m/89695
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:24:47 EDT (#)
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In that 3rd pic, looks like she has no toes
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:23:27 EDT (#)
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fatass
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:19:20 EDT (#)
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i'd fuck my mom!
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:19:06 EDT (#)
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Let me be the second to say slut whore.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:13:05 EDT (#)
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poop
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-28 22:12:35 EDT (#)
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LET ME BE FIRST TO SAY SLUT WHORE