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UberDirectory 2006 - Call To Arms. Erm... Faces (4253 hits)

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Rating: 1.67 on 163 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2006-06-29 04:26:20 EDT

Hokay. It's that time again.

There was a time when Donitsu was the DirectoryMan, but seeing as how didn't exactly lift the bar on the last one, and stormed off in a huff the year before after getting everyone excited, we're just gonna go ahead and not wait for him.

The UberDirectory 2005 - By yours truly and the wonderful Circe - http://www.ubersite.com/m/66865
Truth be told, she did all the work, I just took the hits, but anyway. I'll do the work this year. Colour coded borders and all.

BUT!!!

THERE WILL BE RULES, PEOPLE!!!!!

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once:

No one will be recycled.

New pictures only, because I only want current users.

End of story.

ONLY THE MVA WILL NOT NEED TO SUBMIT PICTURES.

If they want to, then I would love for them to give us some new ones. but those people listed on the left-hand side of the page are the only ones I will go looking for, for their pictures.

NO ONE ELSE.

If you want to be in the Uberdirectory, either get your Camgore up, or link to a previous picture on this post.

If you do not produce a link, or a picture in the next couple of weeks, you will not be included. Also, do not assume that because you were in the last one, you will be in this one. I want current users, and am not going to simply add to last years one.

It's a fresh start people, so a fresh Directory.

If you don't want to camgore, then email me a picture at phuzzygish @ gmail.com

Simple stuff. Let's rock it.

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User Reviews

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-19 03:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It shall be posted on Monday.

And I'm not taking any more submissions I'm afraid. You've all had enough time.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-13 04:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89865

I just realized that I didn't link my post here. Mainly because I used your name, and Uberdirectory in the title of the post, but better to be safe than sorry.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89865

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90363

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-12 12:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

INCOMING

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-12 12:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LAST ROUNDS!

LAST ROUNDS!

YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90036

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-07-04 19:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://myspace-238.vo.llnwd.net/00655/83/23/655323238_m.jpg

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just use this one of me...no one cares to read my stuff anyway even though I have boobs and a few orifaces to fill just like every other woman on here.

Well maybe I have more boobs than most but I know better than to post a picture of them so again, just use this one.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/Proofofpurchase/4-15.jpg

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too much work, dude...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much work...

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Print screen and open in paint, edit it so it's just him in there.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

While i must say thank you for that (I don't ever remember seeing it)

I'm actually looking for a .jpg file of it...

My friends at the lodge would love it...

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90009

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/86629

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

High voltage music video, at the end.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ya know, I was hoping I'd see the ETS Masonic ring picture by now...

Sadly, I don't know the addy, and I don't know if Method ever saved it...

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have Berty's submission, but it awaits his approval.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-03 17:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89996

Me and my big head.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-03 12:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89964
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89913
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89728
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89633

Take your pick.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-07-03 10:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At least another week.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-07-03 10:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How long should I give people, you reckon?

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-07-03 04:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lost my digital camera in vegas.
I am teh suck.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/81775

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-03 01:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent.

Gimme 3 days.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-07-03 01:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/73561

middle

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-02 14:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll probably submit a new pic, but in case I don't, use this one:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63499

I don't want to be left out this time!!!!

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-07-02 14:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89955

I have to poop.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-02 12:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89953 there you go Phuzz

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-07-02 12:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I swear to God, and I'm NOT making this up.. but that woman looks like the housekeeper at my old college, minus the moustache.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-02 07:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckall, I just realized that pic of me is really old now.

I'm not much thinner in the face, but I've shaved the goatee...

I'll take another one outside where the light isn't so damn shitty.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-02 03:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a NEW one in case I some how get fucked out of being in this.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89949

FUCKER

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-02 01:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

alright here's a good one of me.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/Fevered13/Chill.jpg

Oh yeah, and it's spelled Slighty without the L. Good luck.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-07-01 23:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here ya go.. took it a few days ago.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89946

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-01 19:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And technically... It's good to be technical, when you're working with technological technology.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-01 19:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-01 19:20:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

aww, ftw- the bottom picture makes me want to rob your cradle.

But your toothbrush picture is my favorite- gasmask or not.

____________________________

Well, I've been 18 for about 7 months now, so technically, so it's been 7 months since robbing my cradle would technically be illegal.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-01 19:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aww, ftw- the bottom picture makes me want to rob your cradle.

But your toothbrush picture is my favorite- gasmask or not.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-01 19:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh great, thanks Danger Ranger!

Since bad things will happen if I don't give a picture, here you go, here is one for the uberdirectory:

http://www.swmoore.com/images/other/longhairlol.jpg

I don't care if it's a shitty picture, I don't feel like looking for a decent picture without a girl's face in it.

And anyway, this is me looking emo, but I find it an inappropriate directory picture (I look like a serial killer), so please refrain: http://www.swmoore.com/images/other/angryemofactor.jpg

Honestly, I'd prefer the one with me in the bathroom with a gas mask and a toothbrush, but you bastards probably wouldn't give me the satisfaction.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-01 18:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well of course there's the link..

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89936

Remember, it's forthewin.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-01 18:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear Phuzzy, the emo-homo kiddie in the top right is forthewin. He says it's cool to use it as his uberdirectory picture and asked me to let you know.

That is all.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-01 14:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89852

In my heart, anyway. :(

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-01 04:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just so you know, I am working on a new canwhore.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-07-01 04:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5934/sunburn9mg.jpg

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-07-01 04:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89918

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-30 22:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mine http://www.ubersite.com/m/89913

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-30 20:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/87830

There ya go, wench. *kisses*

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-06-30 20:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89910

hook me up negro

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-06-30 18:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89908

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-30 15:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm too lazy to post a new picture.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/51532

HERE

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-30 14:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm almost on MVA....do I have to?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sign me up: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89891

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-30 13:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

here's mine: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1151688926547331031

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-30 12:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I emailed where you can find a pic of me to use. I can't get to it from work :(

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-30 10:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

That will rend asunder my complicated plan....

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Photoshop shading gives me sideburns. GREAT. No uberdirectory for Sacrilicious. sigh.

Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2006-06-30 09:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's mine.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89827

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-30 08:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No worries man. I'd rather do it, and have it done properly, than some half-assed clown butchers the concept of a 'class photo'

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-30 08:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-30 05:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

I FORGOT TO SAY

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If you just want your photo from the last one to be included, tell me and I'll use it.
Just let me know. If you don't tell me, I won't

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I FORGOT TO SAY

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People seem to like my red Life Aquatic hat one, so use that. It was the one from the second link.

Thanks, and thanks for doing this, it'll be a lot of work.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-30 07:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We aren't asking for pictures of your willy, you know...

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-30 07:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am deformed.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-30 06:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bert is just making excuses, because he doesn't wan tevery one to feel bad, becasue he looks so good.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-30 06:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-30 03:19:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't make my phone work with my pc soI will be unable to participate.
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Listen to me king of the inside folk, it is NO BIG DEAL to borrow someone's camera for a day and to email the file to yourself so you can hoi it on Uber later.

One of your flatmates will have a camera - or one of your colleagues at work. In fact, I bet they all do. Just say "Have you got a camera I can borrow? I need to take pictures of my arse for medical reasons."

Works every time

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-30 06:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-30 06:18:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Inion is very pretty. She has a 'tumbled' quality that is both distinctive and endearing.

Mad crazy eyes full of hate though. Grinning would remedy that though.
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Sure add insane giggling to the mix.

Actually - sounds like my type really.

*sigh*

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-30 06:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Inion is very pretty. She has a 'tumbled' quality that is both distinctive and endearing.

Mad crazy eyes full of hate though. Grinning would remedy that though.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-30 06:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:48:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

um, please don't use mine.

ever.

:(
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Why not lass?

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-30 05:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I FORGOT TO SAY

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If you just want your photo from the last one to be included, tell me and I'll use it.
Just let me know. If you don't tell me, I won't

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I FORGOT TO SAY

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-30 03:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't make my phone work with my pc soI will be unable to participate.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-06-30 01:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Das me

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89863

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-30 01:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89674

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-30 01:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OH SHIT I WAS GOING TO POST THAT TOO!

BOTH OF THOSE SUBMISSIONS OF MINE ARE NSFW!

SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-30 00:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

as is the second

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-30 00:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

First link is NSFW!

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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-30 00:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, heres my submission. Theres this or my old directory pic.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89859

And theres also this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67837

You decide.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-30 00:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84274

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-30 00:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Emailed. If you can't use that one, then fuck it. Everyone knows what I look like anyway.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-06-29 23:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

.. like, 'really'.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-06-29 23:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm not really real..

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-29 21:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is the one youve all been waiting for

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89856

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-06-29 18:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89842

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-29 18:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

or from the files you dropped on my computer - DSCF6717, but it needs serious red eye removal, minor touch ups. I don't have photo editing software though. I'll let you surprise me.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-29 18:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you took several pics of me in Vegas. The one you put here on this post is as good as any of them... go ahead and use that. I love how blue my eyes look here...

Miss you..

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-29 18:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Possibly the most droll entry for Uberdirectory ever

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89841

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-29 18:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/85169

at the bottom of the post

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit, I just camwhored four or five posts ago...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89241

It's part of a bigger .jpg so if you don't wanna use that one...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88122

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88384

My picture is near the bottom of the collage in this post.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd have to camwhore? I would never stoop so low as to do that.

Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

here you go, mr. phuzzy:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89830

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does that work?

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-29 14:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

teh awesome faces camwhore

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89829

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://myspace-604.vo.llnwd.net/00205/40/60/205850604_l.jpg

Just use my super-cool awesome myspace profile picture.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:45:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:20:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88437

can i use that?
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If you want. You sure I shouldn't use this one? http://www.ubersite.com/m/77143

Or this one? http://www.ubersite.com/m/77490

Or this? http://www.ubersite.com/m/77724

Or maybe this? http://www.ubersite.com/m/84613

You pick... :)
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NAW, I'LL JUST MAKE A NEW ONE

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Enjoy.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89818

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-29 12:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79353

I'm on the right.

or

http://www.ubersite.com/m/85427

Bottom of the page, in the middle

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:20:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88437

can i use that?
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If you want. You sure I shouldn't use this one? http://www.ubersite.com/m/77143

Or this one? http://www.ubersite.com/m/77490

Or this? http://www.ubersite.com/m/77724

Or maybe this? http://www.ubersite.com/m/84613

You pick... :)

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why not? I've sent you a picture young phuzzworth.

Be sure to make my picture twice as big as everyone elses and surrounded by blinking lights...or something.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88437

can i use that?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You've been e-mailed

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-29 11:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88107

There's a picture there

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

um, please don't use mine.

ever.

:(

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good thing I recently put up my I-might-eat-your-children camwhore then.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89227

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking Hitwhore.

-Dave

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry. Sonik Teh Hegog is not available at present. Please try again later.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul honey you do the "BLUE STEEL" like 1000000x better than Zoolander

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't see his damn camwhore because apparently where I work WHORE is a bad word and so I cant view the attachment

*sobs emo tears*

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAWT SHIT! http://www.ubersite.com/m/89623

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Maslen

This guy. A bit. I don't even watch the bill

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

moneyshot looks like that guy outta the bill.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

correct

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:14:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Here ya go.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88687
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I'm assuming you're on the left, not the guy in the big black sunglasses?

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA

I feel so loved.

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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:15:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:09:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

I found it.... use this one PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63646

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If Phuzzy uses one of you that does not contain cleavage I will fly to South Africa and slap him.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here ya go.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88687

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:10:14 EDT (#)
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OK...I'll submit.

I have a new Rancid hat to model for Uber, anyways.

This one's a baseball cap style.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:09:11 EDT (#)
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I found it.... use this one PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63646

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:05:02 EDT (#)
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For you honey, I keel the bull.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:03:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-29 08:42:21 (#)
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I'm going on vacation as of tomorrow so when I return I'll provide a new pic.

Ok?

Alright?

Is that fucking good enough for you?
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No.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:02:28 EDT (#)
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No!!!! I'm allergic to looking at pics where you can see my teeth from smiling.

Please use my old one... If people see what I really look like they wont talk to me anymore and I'll be lonely

:'-(

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 08:53:30 EDT (#)
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Imo use that black & white one of you from by the pool at the Trop, lass. For you, and Crystle.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-29 08:46:14 EDT (#)
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Could you please recycle my picture???

You've seen me in real life, I'm not very photogenic....

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-29 08:42:21 EDT (#)
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I'm going on vacation as of tomorrow so when I return I'll provide a new pic.

Ok?

Alright?

Is that fucking good enough for you?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-29 08:10:37 EDT (#)
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Check yer e-mail.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:50:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86024

There you go phuzzy, my freshman year pic.

Awwwwww......

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:49:26 EDT (#)
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That'll teach you to stop wearing those breeches and not towel dry properly afterwards.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:38:06 EDT (#)
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It's not a birth mark, it's a canker sore and I'm rather sensitive about it, if you don't mind.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:34:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:57:46 (#)
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americans all around are scratching their heads and thinking to themselves, "Why do other people think this girl is a pigeon?"

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I'm a byproduct of genetic engineering. I spend my days typing on computers and shitting on statues.
It gets me through the day.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:31:05 EDT (#)
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But that one shows off your birthmark so nicely....

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:07:58 EDT (#)
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You can use one of the pictures I sent you last week, perhaps not that one you requested with the pegs on my nipples though.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:02:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:37:15 (#)
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I don't care for rules. I don't take kindly to people telling me what to do, or when to do it.

But I like it when you do it.

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You do realise I'm only doing this as part of my ridiculously intricate plan to figure out if the rest of you is as sexful as your voice, right? :)

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:57:46 EDT (#)
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americans all around are scratching their heads and thinking to themselves, "Why do other people think this girl is a pigeon?"

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:51:36 EDT (#)
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I'll probably/possibly get round to posting a camwhore for this.
Just so all those people who've never wondered will finally see what I look like.
Plus people will hopefully stop thinking I'm a bird.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:37:15 EDT (#)
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I don't care for rules. I don't take kindly to people telling me what to do, or when to do it.

But I like it when you do it.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:36:03 EDT (#)
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Whats really digusting about that photo is the dirty plates in the background.

Some people have no pride.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:24:12 EDT (#)
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I'm going to give it a couple weeks to give people time, so there's no rush. Hopefully this will get a bit heated, so that people won't miss it.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:21:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.nymethod.com/ets.html

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:18:56 EDT (#)
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I'll email you a photo hon.. when do you want it by?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:38:26 EDT (#)
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Rivita are the Emperor's new clothes of the snack world.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:36:13 EDT (#)
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It is a bit like one of them rivita biscuit things.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:35:25 EDT (#)
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I don't really get the whole eating of matzos. They're dry and flavourless.

That's just my opinion I suppose, my sister would always eat them like someone was going to take them away. Perhaps I have underdeveloped taste buds and am unable to detect how nice they are?

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:34:48 EDT (#)
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I have no clue what Matzos are, so when they were first bough up in this discussion, I guessed at some sort of snack product. Like Cheetos.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:33:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:28:38 (#)
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when you do ETS make sure you use the knife picture
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Please link it for me?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:33:11 EDT (#)
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My eating matzos has nothing to do with kosher requirements.

I actually like to eat them.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:33:08 EDT (#)
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For lunch I am going to have roast belly pork with chinese five spice on a bed of noodles.

The chinese woman will make me beg for it though.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:30:56 EDT (#)
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Matzos are rubbish. I do not observe laws restricting what I can or cannot put inside my mouth as they are ridiculous and if that statement's good enough for Michael Jackson then it's good enough for me.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:29:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:28:23 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:26:49 (#)
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Us Jews are better than normal folk. The large deposits of Jewridium in our noses help us sniff out truth.
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A Jewdar if you will.

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not so much

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:28:38 EDT (#)
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when you do ETS make sure you use the knife picture

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:26:49 (#)
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Us Jews are better than normal folk. The large deposits of Jewridium in our noses help us sniff out truth.
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A Jewdar if you will.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:28:05 EDT (#)
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and matzos

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:26:49 EDT (#)
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Us Jews are better than normal folk. The large deposits of Jewridium in our noses help us sniff out truth.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:23:02 EDT (#)
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i meant Judaism

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:22:21 EDT (#)
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Barcode is capitalised when used in reference to theism

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:19:53 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck did I capitalise barcode?

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:16:46 EDT (#)
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In that case they should change to the Barcode thing and get a bit more colourful.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:14:14 EDT (#)
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Seriously though I wear all black because of my faith. I've done some research into the origins of the traditional black dress of the Jews and it is very interesting. Seems that back in medievel times Jews had to wear black to 'mark them out' and as such it since became a method for Jews to express their Jewishness to others.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:11:37 EDT (#)
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Actually I'm a full on goth, in a wheelchair, wearing a streimel.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:48:13 EDT (#)
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Berty isn't committed enough to be emo. He's more e-meh.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:48:08 EDT (#)
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He has a donkey tail. On his salary, ponies are just a pipe dream....

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:45:00 EDT (#)
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Hasn't Berty got a ponytail?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:44:06 EDT (#)
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Berty, quit being emo.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:41:10 EDT (#)
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okies i'll camwhore, just this once since you asked nice :)

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:40:09 EDT (#)
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I often wonder if people are actually interested to see what I look like? The terrible dissapointment revealing my gruesome visage would cause in so many women keeps me awake at night and makes me cry during the drive to work.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:34:41 EDT (#)
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Cool.

And why not?

I will send one as soon.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:33:31 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure if you will be able to find any pictures of me anywhere

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:30:07 EDT (#)
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I wonder if I should wear a suit?

"Berty, your suit is of poor quality and appears machine washable! BWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA"

So perhaps not.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:28:10 EDT (#)
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Whoever that guy is he has beautiful hair.