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It's Inevitable (ALSO: I am clearly the Lord of Awesome) (1102 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.52 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by rad1101 (View user info) at 2006-06-29 05:12:03 EDT

D-Prime Madness presented by Darko: Round Two
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89610

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It's Inevitable that I'd resort to this to find some poontang.

I was wondering if anyone could help me figure out how to use myspace to bang hot young girls.

All the time you hear about dudes hooking up with random broads in their area through the myspace and I would really like to give it a shot, but I am not familiar with the ettiquette involved with this. I was thinking about sending the chick a message, but what to say? If I write something with good spelling and grammar is she going to think I am a freak? If I through some lollosauruses in there do I get the cold digital shoulder because of my sub-par intellegence? I really don't know where to start.

And don't you dare try to tell me that some women actually fall for the intraweb myspace dating thing. I saw that thing method and godchicken had on that one thing, about the myspace whore. All I want to know is how do I get these whores to respond to my electronic advances.

I usually look though the 24-32 year old women who are single and dating and white. Unfortunately the only sure thing I know about is the 13-16 year olds who want a daddy figure to bang them, but I'm not into the whole pedophilia thing; plus the whole getting arrested on 20-20 thing doesn't thrill me either.

A little fucking help please, people. I require your services here for the furtherment of my pleasure and enjoyment of life.

ps. I'm serious about this.

pps. don't tell my wife about this. she is considering taking me back.

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User Reviews

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89913

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-06-29 19:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome pic.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-29 18:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-29 18:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, let's doubleteam some Internet whores from Pahrump!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just hang around outside the security perimeter of the release area in any womens detention facility

Submitted by platonicchic (user info) at 2006-06-29 13:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"pps. don't tell my wife about this. she is considering taking me back."

Be glad I don't know your wife you Man-Whore!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, you live in Vegas. Prowl the casinos and look for young co-eds on break from the Unis. Or pissed off 18 y/olds who have been forced to go on a family vacation with mom and pops and little brothers.

I'm sure you could convince them to sneak out of the hotel after the folks have gone to bed.

Be glad you don't live here. If you want, I can ship you some meth-addicted trailer park hos with brassy hair and black roots.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

try ct. most of the really good sluts are from this state. and they're rich too, don't forget that.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fat, unoriginal, boring cunt

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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You entered this for a contest but it was a sorry excuse for a normal post, and could have been written better by a teenager. But rating has been changed to -1, I've seen better. Cheers.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-29 10:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great writing.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.myspace.com/urbanemischief

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-29 08:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Method fucked the leg right off of Tigerlilly. No shit, I've seen the vid. He should have some good advice but you might have to pay him with goat cheese, gyros and man-lovers because he's greek.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-29 08:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:39:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Why go to myspace when you have all the deranged, mentally unstable poon you want right here? I've banged THOUSANDS of girls from ubersite.

If they were still alive, I'm sure they'd corroborate my story.......

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Ok, having alters is weird enough. But banging and murdering them?

Get help man.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:38:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Would hot young girls BE on myspace?
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She's got you there....

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Method is a whore.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why go to myspace when you have all the deranged, mentally unstable poon you want right here? I've banged THOUSANDS of girls from ubersite.

If they were still alive, I'm sure they'd corroborate my story.......

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 07:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHY 'ELLO THERE

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

morning

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-29 06:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Would hot young girls BE on myspace?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is her boob hanging out? Black people are terrifying.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

www.adultfriendfinder.com

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

as long as they're hairless I guess.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If I knew the answer to that, Rad, I wouldn't be sat here typing on Ubersite.

I woke up this morning and really, really wanted to teabag a girl.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no, I mean I hear he's an expert at picking up young.......twinks, on myspace

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

when you are in my position, you cannot fall back on having lots of cash and coke to score some golddigging whore.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-29 05:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You should take a page from the book of shlongy